Things We Wonder/Why We Amuse Ourselves So Much Part One

One:

Sophia: this might just be the stupidest question i apologise in advance for it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ice: er hello i asked you the willy question cant get dumber than that LMAOOO

Sophia: dies lauhging i cant even type it HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ice: askkk meeeeeeee

Sophia: its about your dogs

Ice: what bouuuut them

Sophia: okay rigihhhhht when a dog poos right AHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Ice: im laughin already LMAOOOOOOOO

Sophia: im dyingggggg

Ice: just askkkkk HAHAHAHAAH

Sophia: us as humans we clean our arses after pooing right AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA dogs obv cannttt right soooo does shit not go everywhere HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

Sophia: dies lauhging

Ice: AHAHAAHAHAH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ice: im dying even more at the fact righttt that...i wondered same thing before now...and actually checked one dogs butt after to see...LMAOOOOOOOO

Sophia: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

Ice: NOT TOUCHING
Ice: just likkkeeee i watched it go poop and kept watching it LMAOOOOOOOO

Sophia: EWWWW HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA
Sophia: and?
Sophia: LMAOOOOOOOOO

Ice: it was nowhere HAHAHAHAAH

Sophia: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION! HAHAHAHAHHAA

Two

Ice: Riggght random question...I totes have a reason for asking.. you have a brother how big is their...thing...when they about 14/15...

Sophia: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?! I DIDNT GO LOOK!!

Ice: I SWEAR I HAVE A GOOD VALID REASON!


Three:

Sophia: yeah but how can fish drown from clogged water? I don't get it

Ice: Like if you throw stuff in the sea it pollutes it right so see the sausages polluted the tank and clogged it and drowned them.

Sophia: What a dumb analogy HAHAHAAH

Ice: I didn't say I was an expert!


Four:

Ice: I asked my mother the dumbest thing ever today. I forgot to take towels with me so she gave me a tampon and I asked her...err mum...does a tampon go the same place a willy does?

Sophia: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH WTF

Ice: Well I didn't know I'd never used them!!

Five:

Sophia: LMAO do cats poop?! how do they poooo HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ice: OFC THEY POOP LMAO EVERYTHING FUCKING POOPS

Sophia: yeahhhh butbubutubutttttt

Ice: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: BUT listeeeeen do they squat and poop too HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA

Sophia: dies laughing

Ice: I cant believe you just asked me if cats poop LMAO


Six:

Ice: Let's have a shit!

Sophia: EWWWW why do you want us to shit?!

Ice: SHOT! LET'S HAVE A SHOT! FUCKING TYPO!

Seven:


Sophia: andnadddd word of advice dooooont use hair removal cream ever HAHAHA

Ice: hair removal cream sucks and IT SMELLS SO BAD

Sophia: i didnt mind the smell of ittttt butbut i thought i’d try it today right and it kills to pee now HAHAHAHHA lets leave it at that HAHAH

Ice: OMG YOU USED IT THERE?!AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Sophia: FUCK OFF AHHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA

Ice: wtf were you thinking LMAO


Eight:

Sophia: causeseee i stoood there starrring into the garden (yah it dark toooooSCARYY)

Ice: whhhyyy is the dark scary HAHAHAHA

Sophia: outsideeeee it scaryyy!!!!! treeees are freaking scaryyyy… my garden full of treees HAHAHAHA

Ice: do they talk to you
Ice: talking treeees
Ice: ENTS

Sophia: FUCK OFFFFF
Sophia: aren't youuuuu scared?!
Sophia: of outisdeeee dark

Ice: Of treeees?! LMAO

Sophia: no lights, treees, it dark!!!
Sophia: scaryyyyy things

Ice: I love the dark

Sophia: weridooooo
Sophia: im scarddddd of the darkkk LOOOL

Ice: just thiiiink imagaine a tree with a mouth on HAHAHAAHA

Sophia: entsss HAHAHHAHAA

Ice: it could eattt you

Sophia: SHUT UP!!!
Sophia: it scarryyyyyyy
Sophia: it darkkk and windyyy and darkkk.. and trees AHHAHA

Ice: scary talking eating trees LMAO

Sophia: shutttt it youuuu
Sophia: there are thingsss in treees

Ice: like whatttt?! leaves? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sophia: GHOSTSSSS AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
Sophia: there areeee things in treees
Sophia: well i think there is HAHAHAH

Ice: Ghost treees...HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dies laughing

Sophia: shut uppppp AAHAHAHAHA

Nine:

Sophia: and make sure they doesn’t step on poop either
Sophia: dies laughing HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA

Ice: omgggg they did it yday when I was going nuts and then AGAIN before I went beddd
Ice: im still not talking to them LMAO

Sophia: i bet they have a secret code thingy “oi cassie, woof woof cassie, lets wind up jen” “yess teddyyyy lets do ittt” POOOOP “are you done cassie?” “i’m done teddy are you?” “yup, now lets wander away so she doesn’t know”
Sophia: dies laughing

Ice: LMAO HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: this must be a stupid question...HAHAHAAHA
Sophia: tbf i know nothing about dogs alrightttt HAHAHHAHAHA
Sophia: dies laughing

Ice: im laughing already HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: how on earthhhhhhh does cassie know if a person is a guy or a girl HAHAHHAHAHAH the smell of male testosterone makes her go wild ? LMAOOOOOO

Ice: im actually laughing right because now you asked that i wanna know too LMAO

Sophia: HAHAHAHHA
Sophia: seeeee im not the only person that wonders these things HAHAHHAHA

Ice: well seeee i used have a dog that didn't like males as well and he went nuts at a woman with short hair..maybe its the hair HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH

Sophia: they can tell by hair
Sophia: LMAOOOOOOOOO

Ice: I wonder if they ever look at hair and wonder what a person is doing...and if animals can think like we can..HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: im tooootes googling this
Sophia: how do dogs speakkkk to one another?!
Sophia: “woof woof” “woof woof woooooooof” woof” “woooooof”
Sophia: LMAOOO

Ice: riiighttt and when they growling at each other but not fighting!!
Ice: "back offff" "you back off"" "I'll kick your ass" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sophia: oh my dayssssss
Sophia: google not coming up with a useful answer
Sophia: boo I WANNA KNOW NOW!

Ice: ask dog. WOOF. WOOF.
Ice: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sophia: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA you got the dogs go ask them LMAOOO

Ice: they said WOOF.WOOF.WOOF.WOOF.


Ten:

Ice: OKAY MUM
Sophia: you called x dad to me
Sophia: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

Ice: ...did not need that visualll....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dies laughing

Sophia: HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA im dyinggg LMAOOOO

Ice: ohmydayssss im cracking up HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

Sophia: LMAOOOOOOOOO diesss

Ice: welllll yea causeee memember that time in group chat youse were getting all kinky and stuff LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sophia: OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA
Sophia: dies laughing
Sophia: was i not drunk!? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ice: I memmberrr you were saying wtf am i doing to me LMAOOOOO

Sophia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA wtf was i doing?!?!? LMAOOOOOO

Ice: I dont even know how that started HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: dies laughing at thissss visual LMAOOOOO

Ice: my eyes my eyessssss

Sophia: ohhhhhhh my days LMAOOOOOOOO and breatheeeee

Ice: so like your mum he's dad...that makes me your daughterrrrrrrr HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ice: are youse marrrrrrrried

Sophia: and you’re older than me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ice: I hope my parents are biblical

Sophia: FUCK OFFFFFF AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Sophia: wtf are we on ?! LMAOOOOO

Ice: seeeee right this is us not wasted or high....no wonder noone understand us LMAO

Sophia: HAHAHAHAHA oh my daysssss
Sophia: butbut come on our convo’s are amazing LOLOL
Sophia: to us
Sophia: LMAOOOOOO

Ice: HAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH if anyone read half the shit we said theyd lock us up in the nut house LMAOOOOOOO


Eleven:

Ice: Denyyyy denial denydeny!

Sophia: don't change mind! deny!

After:

Ice: did you tell?!

Sophia: Tell that?! nooo did you?!
Sophia: fuck me i’m confused
Sophia: i didnttttt

Ice: I didn't eitherrrr
Ice: Denydenydeny

Sophia: denyyy!
Sophia: Or I'm dead HAHAHAHA

Ice: you and me both totes deaded otherwise so denydenydeny til grave

Sophia: right its decided we deny this till the day we both die
Sophia: HAHAHHAHAA

Ice: LMAOOO

Sophia: i posted that thing on yor wall “we be best friends forever cause you know way too much” so true LMAOOO
Sophia: justtt denyyyyy it HAHAHA they was trying to get us to admittt LMAO

Ice: DENY!

Sophied: DENIED!


Twelve:

Ice: woooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww otes tire irdering iidf edirhg ttell t ya i str
Ice: totes tried ordering food *
Ice: wet myself ordering
Ice: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Sophia: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WTF

Ice: dies lauhigjng

Sophia: how did you manage that?!:LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sophia: dies laughing.. you wet yourself ordering food

Ice: tottes rtellin me niot fo that deeeeeee

Sophia: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Ice: dont eve knooooooooooooow i as irderrring riughtttttt and im like yea thats only oe ppppeeeeeeeeeeen
Ice: ans thenpeeddddddddddd
Ice: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sophia: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
dies laughing

Ice: og immdyijg ;qa8gjing

Sophia: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAA

Ice: ib ca5eleieve eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed orderig food HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Sophia: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAA i do not know how you managed that LMAOOOO

Ice: i duinnnooooooooooo mix between prive you tyong and WTF

Sophia: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

Ice: my socks are wet

Sophia: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



P.s- Congrats on your wedding you guys HAHAHAHAAHAHA

P.P.S - I do not recall number 12!!

P.P.S -Contrary to what this shows sometimes we're serious *whistles*