8 quick and silly dares... will you do them all?

[Jaro]

Do NOT look at the spoilers yet!

The following list of dares are all quick and physically easy to do. No equipment needed. But you will probably want to be alone. They should only take approximately 15 minutes in total to do.

Only the first of the 8 dares is visible to give you an idea about what the dares are like. You may NOT look at the spoilers before you decide to actually try and do ALL of these. Once you decide yes, you have to reveal and do them all in order in a single session. You must promise to really do them ALL. Of course I can't stop you if you don't, but this promise is part of the dare.

If you do decide to forfeit at some point, tell us honestly.

Will you do them all? Let me know in a report in this thread. Please also answer the specific truth question that I included with each.

1. Stick a finger deep into your nostril and try to get something out. Tell us how much, if any, you managed to get out and what it looks like.

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2. Inspect your belly button. How does it look? Is there any fluff? Remove any fluff there is and tell us how much.

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3. Take off your shoes and socks. Spread and wiggle your toes and look at them intently while you do so for 30 seconds. What went through your mind while you did so?

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4. Get completely naked right now. Tell us what items of clothing you had to take off.

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5. Stand up, bend over, spread your ass cheeks and let out a fart. Did you manage? If so, how loud was the fart?

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6. Go to the bathroom right now and try to pee and poo. If you can't, really try for at least 3 minutes. What did you manage to do and how much of each?

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7. Stick your index finger inside your asshole. As far as you'd like but at least the first knuckle. Take it out again and look at it. Is it clean? Smell it. How does it smell?

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8. Say "Jaro is the greatest worm that has ever wormed and he has a great cock" out loud. Normal speaking voice but you must actually say it. What did you think of these dares?

[PissBoi]

I mean this seems pretty creative as a concept, so I have not actually started doing this yet but I'm going to now! With that being said, I'm going to write this report as I go throughout the dares so that it is an extremely clear and honest representation of my thoughts and feelings as we go!

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Dare one seems pretty vanilla to me, guessing this will be a progression challenge where it gets gradually harder and harder, but I also note there's going to be truths thrown into this - Unsure how that'll work but on we go. So I did get a bright yellow bogey out of my nose, and with that it was accompanied by a little clear gulp of slime.

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It looks fine on inspection, pretty hairy as I have not shaved my stomach in about three or four days. Upon my finger entering, no fluff was to be detected!

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Well as I rolled onto number three, my shoes were already off as I was sitting here in socks. So I've done what I was instructed to do. Interestingly, I had a conversation with an ex of mine earlier on today about feet so the entire time I was doing this task, I was thinking back to that conversation and honestly about how good my ex's feet are.

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So the socks and shoes are already gone, so I may as well continue with the bottom half. In one swoop, my tracksuit bottoms and my Calvin Klein boxer briefs were taken off. A grey shirt with a crown on it was also disgarded at this stage. I'm now completely naked as I continue to go to the next one. My thoughts on this being a progression dare seem to be coming true.

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Gosh, I'm feeling accomplished. Almost immediately following the spreading of my cheeks the fart came out. It wasn't loud, it wasn't smelly. It was just a little guy trying his best to be considered a worthy fart. I'm guessing I was allowed to sit down FYI after completing this as I've sat back down at the computer to continue writing this...

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Here's a little fact about me. Because of all the piss dares I get on Getdare, I try not to piss before coming onto the site and this happens to be one of the first threads I went onto, so I already needed a small wee when I saw this. I sat on my toilet, and was able to pee with relative ease in around 14 seconds. The poo never actually came though despite me trying. I did poo about two and a half hours ago!

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Not sure if I "forfeit" or "lose" the dare here but you didn't specify whether lube can be used. Anal play without lube is a hard limit of mine, so I elected to first rub some spit on the area, and on my index finger before going in! It's not clean, there isn't necessarily shit on my finger; but it is a very light brown in minor places. It smells good though. I'm not into shit, but the smell is so degrading I love it.

I'm guessing that Dare 8 is going to be to lick my finger, in which case I'll be tapping out here.

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And I'm pleasantly surprised!

With my normal speaking voice, I say that but I have to say; as I was saying it, and reading it for that matter - the famous Andrew Tate speech on worms was hilarious and came to mind. Unsure if you're locked in chastity, but if you are free to masturbate, I totally think it would be funny to see you masturbate over Andrew Tate ranting about the uselessness of worms lmao.

Dares were okay, pretty standard and vanilla - but honestly; killed 15 minutes or so!

[Jaro]

Thank you for doing them and providing such a detailed report!
Yeah, the dares were never meant to be hard. Just silly. Sorry I forgot about the lube, I'm glad you chose to add that yourself. You win!

[Jaro]

Anyone else want to do these?