I am a dictator and my law is ....

Jaro · 06-11-2016, 11:32 PM

Okay it goes like this. The first person makes up a weird/embarrassing/daring law that he/she sets for all his subjects to obey at all times. You can be creative and think of any law, regardless on whether it is practical or can be really enforced.

The next person answers whether he/she would be happy to follow the new law, reluctant to but will do so anyway, or be disobedient and ignore the law altogether.

Next person than passes a new law for the next, and so on.

I will start: "I am a dictator and everybody should be barefoot at all times, no shoes and socks allowed. Only below freezing and with snow, shoes are allowed but only when outside."

Runesmith · 06-11-2016, 11:59 PM

As the Grand Vizier, I defy your order and will wear shoes at my discretion.

In honor of The Pantyless Goddess I declare Wednesdays no underwear days. All citizens shall not wear any underwear of any kind. In order to enforce this law, any citizen is allowed at any time to demand any other citizen to demonstrate to them that they are not wearing underwear.

Chappers · 09-15-2016, 12:33 PM

No underwear Wednesday???? No chance, I'll just wear all the underwear I own, clean and dirty, male and female...and at least something stolen.

If I was dictator and my law is that everyone for the 30 minutes of the start of the working day (or school) MUST dance to Taylor Swift's Shake it Off, then to Bee Gees' Staying Alive, followed by Britney Spears' Baby, One More Time.

sexualfeelings · 09-15-2016, 02:30 PM

No chance of me doing that.
As your supreme ruler I decree that all sexual acts will be conducted only in government specified rooms. Each sexual act will be witnessed by no less than 20 different advisers. A recording of each act will be sent to everyone you know. If caught in a sexual act outside one of there areas, you will have a device permanently installed that prevent you from ever orgasming/cumming again, the device has a side effect of keeping people horny at all times.

Sexkittin · 10-19-2016, 05:29 PM

Yeah, no way am I following that.
As your new king I say that pants will never be worn again. Only shorts,skirts, skorts ,and dressed allowed on any gender. You also have the option of going bottomless.

Sindrato · 10-19-2016, 05:41 PM

Sorry, but no. Shorts are so... plebeian. Not fit for a king.

And since that's what I, apparently, am, my new rule is that people must, at all times, wear a meter on their clothes that displays to the world how aroused they are.

Wolf007 · 10-25-2016, 09:19 AM

Ridiculous! Those meters can't be thrusted, chances are too high for unsuspecting people to get humped.

As your brand new intergalactic overlord, i declare that all human beings...especially women...from this moment forth will show they're private bodyparts at request of...the brand new intergalactic overlord. (witch is me obviously)

iSpuds · 10-25-2016, 12:25 PM

The only private part I'll ever expose on-demand is my ass so you can kiss it.

As sexy dominatrix and supreme universal ruler, I declare October 15th to be a universal holiday celebrating all things cute, pretty, and feminine. Petting zoos and frilly clothing shops will be available at all the local parks and absence from school and work are permitted, provided this time is spent petting a fluffy animal or playing with stuffies. It's suggested that all shops decorate their windows with pastel colors, flowers, and pearls.

LitDarkness · 10-30-2016, 10:12 AM

I refuse. That rule is just evil.

As your dictator I declare that everyone must get permission from me to have any sexual pleasure and must be naked 24/7.

iSpuds · 10-31-2016, 05:42 PM

Nope, too cold.

As Grand Imperial Poo-Bah of all things grand and imperial, I hereby decree that tummies are to be rubbed either by the owner of said tummy or by the nearest available able-bodied person (i.e. the "rub giver") after every meal and during every upset tummy.

Sindrato · 10-31-2016, 05:47 PM

Really? Tummy rubs? I mean, I guess it could have been worse... though I believe I'd prefer the fires of hell.

Well, anyway, since I'm assuming the royal phallic shaped specter, I hereby decree the construction of an orgy facility in every city where every adult person has to spend at least three hours a week.

iSpuds · 10-31-2016, 07:22 PM

I'll abide, provided I'm not required to engage in any orgy activities. I'm in a monogamous relationship, thank u.

As new and rightful owner of the royal dildo, I hereby decree that creationism be reduced to a footnote of scientifically unfounded superstition in all science classrooms.

Jaro · 10-31-2016, 10:11 PM

Creationism is not a science so I do agree with this rule!

As your supreme ruler I hereby demand that the practice of pubic hair shaving needs to stop at once. You may trim but you are no longer allowed to shave down there. You will all be subject to a non-voluntary monthly inspection and the punishment for being shaved will be harsh.

Runesmith · 11-01-2016, 01:15 AM

As the Supreme Arbitrator of All Things Sexual, I overrule that nonsensical order, and allow anyone with fake blonde hair to shave their pubes. Trust me, that will help avoid a lot of curtain/carpet comments from morons.

I decree that all females reaching age 18 must lose their virginity within 6 months of their birthday (if they haven't done so already), preferably with the Supreme Arbitrator of All Things Sexual. PM for appointments. First come, first cum basis.

iSpuds · 11-01-2016, 07:08 AM

As Grand Executive Intergalactic Judge and Jury, I repeal that law. The concept of virginity is dumb!

I also decree that all public parks larger than 100 acres shall section off no less than 10 acres for nudists and outdoorsy BDSM players to enjoy. Each sectioned area must contain benches, tables, at least one gazebo, and a tree.

06-11-2016, 11:32 PM	#1
Jaro The toe sucking anal slut Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,506 Blog Entries: 300	I am a dictator and my law is .... Okay it goes like this. The first person makes up a weird/embarrassing/daring law that he/she sets for all his subjects to obey at all times. You can be creative and think of any law, regardless on whether it is practical or can be really enforced. The next person answers whether he/she would be happy to follow the new law, reluctant to but will do so anyway, or be disobedient and ignore the law altogether. Next person than passes a new law for the next, and so on. I will start: "I am a dictator and everybody should be barefoot at all times, no shoes and socks allowed. Only below freezing and with snow, shoes are allowed but only when outside." __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys Check out my truths and dares here

06-11-2016, 11:59 PM	#2
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	As the Grand Vizier, I defy your order and will wear shoes at my discretion. In honor of The Pantyless Goddess I declare Wednesdays no underwear days. All citizens shall not wear any underwear of any kind. In order to enforce this law, any citizen is allowed at any time to demand any other citizen to demonstrate to them that they are not wearing underwear. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-15-2016, 12:33 PM	#3
Chappers getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Edinburgh/London Posts: 402 Blog Entries: 2	No underwear Wednesday???? No chance, I'll just wear all the underwear I own, clean and dirty, male and female...and at least something stolen. If I was dictator and my law is that everyone for the 30 minutes of the start of the working day (or school) MUST dance to Taylor Swift's Shake it Off, then to Bee Gees' Staying Alive, followed by Britney Spears' Baby, One More Time. __________________ Likes: Edges, Dares, Trying new things, some pain, anal, Semi-public, candle wax, milking, cum play, dice dares, Milovana, riddles, playing with candles, private humiliation Dislikes: lots of pain Limits: Public, scat, webcam, diaper, permanet, wedgie, lines. 39/m/Straight/married My AMA page My Online Calendar PM Dares and extras(please read) - http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=78087

09-15-2016, 02:30 PM	#4
sexualfeelings Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Play Pen Posts: 563 Blog Entries: 6	No chance of me doing that. As your supreme ruler I decree that all sexual acts will be conducted only in government specified rooms. Each sexual act will be witnessed by no less than 20 different advisers. A recording of each act will be sent to everyone you know. If caught in a sexual act outside one of there areas, you will have a device permanently installed that prevent you from ever orgasming/cumming again, the device has a side effect of keeping people horny at all times. __________________ ~Princess PottyPants~ Limits: Full exposure, illegal, blood, wax, needles, scat, permanent, edging, messy, penetration, oral, stripping, pet play, asterisk roleplay, food messy, feet, shoes Likes: Age play, rules, hypnosis, punishments, verbal humiliation, diapers, condescending language, being made to feel dumb, chastity, hidden public, predicaments, being made to prove im not a "big girl" My Rules Pm Dares

10-19-2016, 05:29 PM	#5
Sexkittin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On my back with my legs spread Posts: 152 Blog Entries: 3	Yeah, no way am I following that. As your new king I say that pants will never be worn again. Only shorts,skirts, skorts ,and dressed allowed on any gender. You also have the option of going bottomless. __________________ limits: face, call, txt, scat, needles, family, friends, illegal, public, messy Pm Dares http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=78242 Rules:http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=80160 Please me sexualfeelings if sexualfeelings' loser bitch breaks her rules.

10-19-2016, 05:41 PM	#6
Sindrato getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 251	Sorry, but no. Shorts are so... plebeian. Not fit for a king. And since that's what I, apparently, am, my new rule is that people must, at all times, wear a meter on their clothes that displays to the world how aroused they are. __________________ 21/Male/Dominant

10-25-2016, 09:19 AM	#7
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Ridiculous! Those meters can't be thrusted, chances are too high for unsuspecting people to get humped. As your brand new intergalactic overlord, i declare that all human beings...especially women...from this moment forth will show they're private bodyparts at request of...the brand new intergalactic overlord. (witch is me obviously) __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

10-25-2016, 12:25 PM	#8
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	The only private part I'll ever expose on-demand is my ass so you can kiss it. As sexy dominatrix and supreme universal ruler, I declare October 15th to be a universal holiday celebrating all things cute, pretty, and feminine. Petting zoos and frilly clothing shops will be available at all the local parks and absence from school and work are permitted, provided this time is spent petting a fluffy animal or playing with stuffies. It's suggested that all shops decorate their windows with pastel colors, flowers, and pearls. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

10-30-2016, 10:12 AM	#9
LitDarkness Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: May 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 6,116 Blog Entries: 289	I refuse. That rule is just evil. As your dictator I declare that everyone must get permission from me to have any sexual pleasure and must be naked 24/7. __________________ M/Novisexual/24/sub Do have female parts. 30/1,603 edges+ 2 more days of denial after edges Make My Denial Harder Denial Diary 6,000th post tasks and reports Likes + Limits Stuff I Can Use for Dares BDSM Test Results PM DARES Stories & Poems Spelling or Grammar Mistake: Let Me Know Help Break My Cursing Habit Live with people and do not own toys. Keep in mind when daring me please. Not your bitch and calling me names or trying to Dom me is probitted. Violators will be declared as idiots.

10-31-2016, 05:42 PM	#10
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	Nope, too cold. As Grand Imperial Poo-Bah of all things grand and imperial, I hereby decree that tummies are to be rubbed either by the owner of said tummy or by the nearest available able-bodied person (i.e. the "rub giver") after every meal and during every upset tummy. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

10-31-2016, 05:47 PM	#11
Sindrato getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 251	Really? Tummy rubs? I mean, I guess it could have been worse... though I believe I'd prefer the fires of hell. Well, anyway, since I'm assuming the royal phallic shaped specter, I hereby decree the construction of an orgy facility in every city where every adult person has to spend at least three hours a week. __________________ 21/Male/Dominant

10-31-2016, 07:22 PM	#12
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	I'll abide, provided I'm not required to engage in any orgy activities. I'm in a monogamous relationship, thank u. As new and rightful owner of the royal dildo, I hereby decree that creationism be reduced to a footnote of scientifically unfounded superstition in all science classrooms. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"

10-31-2016, 10:11 PM	#13
Jaro The toe sucking anal slut Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,506 Blog Entries: 300	Creationism is not a science so I do agree with this rule! As your supreme ruler I hereby demand that the practice of pubic hair shaving needs to stop at once. You may trim but you are no longer allowed to shave down there. You will all be subject to a non-voluntary monthly inspection and the punishment for being shaved will be harsh. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys Check out my truths and dares here

11-01-2016, 01:15 AM	#14
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	As the Supreme Arbitrator of All Things Sexual, I overrule that nonsensical order, and allow anyone with fake blonde hair to shave their pubes. Trust me, that will help avoid a lot of curtain/carpet comments from morons. I decree that all females reaching age 18 must lose their virginity within 6 months of their birthday (if they haven't done so already), preferably with the Supreme Arbitrator of All Things Sexual. PM for appointments. First come, first cum basis. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

11-01-2016, 07:08 AM	#15
iSpuds Starchy Sadist Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 921 Blog Entries: 43	As Grand Executive Intergalactic Judge and Jury, I repeal that law. The concept of virginity is dumb! I also decree that all public parks larger than 100 acres shall section off no less than 10 acres for nudists and outdoorsy BDSM players to enjoy. Each sectioned area must contain benches, tables, at least one gazebo, and a tree. __________________ No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." *-Runesmith* "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?" "Prismarine!"