Post an insane lie about the person above you game.

[Wolf007]

Carlton actually has a special kink, they call "mule fetish". Its an extraordinary sexual stimulation he gets from the mules ears. Something about they're shape, size and amount of fur triggers his primar instincts.

Carlton actually worked on a mule farm for several years, before people were starting to get suspicious about his weird behavior around these long-eard animals.

After many psychological and psychiatric sessions, Carlton was declared "healed".

Carlton still has several mule posters on his bedroom wall until this day...

[Runesmith]

Wolf007 is actually a sheep born on the Isle of Wright. Possessing uncanny abilities to escape the enclosure to satisfy his fetish of spying on wolf mating, his lock-picking skills soon attracted the attention of MI6. After getting his license to chill, the little-lamb-who-could insisted that he go undercover as a wolf to infiltrate those dangerous packs. The MI6 genius Prof. Diddlesworth transplanted wolf skin on to the lamb, and performed a 36-hour snoutoplastic surgery, creating the fearsome agent known to the world as Wolf007. He is now based in a secret location in Wetwang, East Yorkshire.

[Wolf007]

Aah yes, Runesmith. I should probably keep my silence on this very extraordinary tale...but since I'am anonymous here, i will share it.

You see, "Runesmith" isn't just some made-up name. Ohw no...it's not. It was given to him by Thor , the god of war, himself.
To be honest, even i (who knows all) can't tell you exactly how old this creature actually is. But i can tell you this...he was there when Christ was born...he was there when the first pyramids were built...he was there when...well, you got the idea, right?

There are not many things known for sure about this being, but it's certain he mostly feeds on the despair and fear he brings to submissive woman.

His present form is just a shell for the horrible demon within...eyes as red as a fresh spanked ass, his skin filled with warts the size of vacuumed nipples and black as the darkest latex outfit.

At this point my very own life is at stake for sharing this information...i can already feel it's presence nearby.

*NO, spare me, i didn't tell! I'M NOT SUBMISSIVE!!! I'M NOT SUB...*

[pet monkey]

Wolf007 is actually in hiding. He needs to retain his anonymity so he was placed in the Witness Relocation program. His whole identity has been revamped. He used to be an old, wrinkled grandmother running a lovely little rutabaga farm in the wilderness of Russia. Every weekend her grand-kids would come visit and she'd send them home with a basket full of rutabagas. One day she witnessed Trump and Putin sharing a cigar together. Once Putin found out that they were spotted he alerted Trump and the immediately moved to make sure she could be no threat to their place. Somehow, Hillary learned of the plot against the kind old woman and moved quickly to put her into a protective program. They switched her gender to male, coated her (now him) in honey and stitched fur on top of that to disguise his appearance. He was relocated out of Russia and given a new name and papers. Trump is still looking for her to this day.