An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

pancolio · 01-19-2020, 09:10 PM

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, by my parents (changing after shower).

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes, my mother, enter when she was changing.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No.

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, masturbating, once by my dad when he enter the bathroom, by my mom, also once, i was in my bedroom very concentrated and near to finish, and she enters like a storm, i didn't have time to cover my parts...the worst thing, the scare of her entered that way in my bedroom, i came in front of her.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Yes, my parents.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Never.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes. once i have a literaly "i don't remember how to use a stairs" day.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Sadly yes...to my crush, and she puts me in the friendzone right away.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Lol, yes, but i was to talk with this person either way.

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
A lot of times.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My google searchs.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No, not unwanted.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yeah, a lot of times.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Yes.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Yes, in a test.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
don't know what zits are.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No, always use underware.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Oh yeah.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes, once in the subway, had a terrible stomach pain, so i ask if i can use a bathroom, the problem was the didn't have toilet paper, so i took the free newspaper that they gave me in the entrance, and clean myself with that.

01-19-2020, 09:10 PM	#11
pancolio Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 31	1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No 2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? No 3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, by my parents (changing after shower). 4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes, my mother, enter when she was changing. 5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? No. 6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No. 7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? No. 8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes, masturbating, once by my dad when he enter the bathroom, by my mom, also once, i was in my bedroom very concentrated and near to finish, and she enters like a storm, i didn't have time to cover my parts...the worst thing, the scare of her entered that way in my bedroom, i came in front of her. 9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Yes, my parents. 10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No. 11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No. 12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No. 13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? Never. 14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? Yes. once i have a literaly "i don't remember how to use a stairs" day. 15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? Sadly yes...to my crush, and she puts me in the friendzone right away. 16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? Lol, yes, but i was to talk with this person either way. 16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? No. 17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No. 18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? A lot of times. 19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? 20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My google searchs. 21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? No, not unwanted. 22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No. 23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Yeah, a lot of times. 24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? Yes. 25. Have you ever been in jail? No. 26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? Yes. 27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes. 28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Yes. 29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? Yes. 30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes. 31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? Yes. 32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No. 33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Yes. 34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No. 35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yes, in a test. 36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? No. 37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? don't know what zits are. 38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No, always use underware. 39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Oh yeah. 40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes, once in the subway, had a terrible stomach pain, so i ask if i can use a bathroom, the problem was the didn't have toilet paper, so i took the free newspaper that they gave me in the entrance, and clean myself with that.