What do you call a man's penis?

Slenderman - Doctor · 12-12-2009, 07:18 AM

Personally, how do you refer to the penis (in conversation and/or writing).

Silly question FTW

sas · 12-12-2009, 07:29 AM

Stanley the power tool

Teeks · 12-12-2009, 07:32 AM

Honestly, I would say it depends on the kind of conversation I am having, and with who I am talking. I call it several names, and I have voted in the poll.

Besides, I don't say "thing", but "thingy" ^.^

dared to perfection · 12-12-2009, 07:48 AM

How did you neglect the infamous.. his Johnson

BettyBoop · 12-12-2009, 04:32 PM

Winky, Thingy, Pen-iss, Willy, Dongle (Ellie) ect.
We tend to use every word and variation of rather than the actual word.

Egyptian · 12-12-2009, 04:37 PM

i call it dick and it has another names in my fist lang. ( arabic )

lokelake · 12-12-2009, 08:58 PM

Penis, dick, cock.

Comeintotheparlor · 12-12-2009, 09:00 PM

I like the word cock, but in polite company I usually call it penis and or dick.

Hunterman36 · 12-13-2009, 12:01 AM

If your comfortable with the word just call it a penis if the person whom your talking to believes it to be funny then call them out on their immaturity.

BoatBunny · 12-14-2009, 06:53 AM

Generally Penis or Dick...a friend of mine calls his Hercules.....

Obedient_Calf · 12-16-2009, 10:29 AM

Haha never heard someone call it an egg & spoon?

Its my Bobbi-dazzeler.

444 · 12-16-2009, 10:46 AM

I call it their 'Little Brother'

Slenderman - Doctor · 12-16-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obedient_Calf

Haha never heard someone call it an egg & spoon?

Neither have I. But it sounded funny

Tiger · 12-16-2009, 02:19 PM

I call it a man part. Ever since I saw a cop say "winky" to another cop, I started calling it that too. Winky is a funny word.

Nick · 12-16-2009, 07:36 PM

What do you call a man's penis? really depends on the conversation.

But an even greater question: what do you call a female's penis? lmao

(couldn't help it after reading the title)

View Poll Results: Look at his...
Penis/Peen	61	36.97%
Cock	83	50.30%
Privates	19	11.52%
Bellend	2	1.21%
Dick	102	61.82%
Willy/Thing/Wotsit	15	9.09%
Bollocks	3	1.82%
Manhood	9	5.45%
Egg & Spoon	1	0.61%
Other (please specify...)	14	8.48%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 165. You may not vote on this poll

12-12-2009, 07:18 AM	#1
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12-12-2009, 07:32 AM	#3
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12-12-2009, 07:48 AM	#4
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BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	Winky, Thingy, Pen-iss, Willy, Dongle (Ellie) ect. We tend to use every word and variation of rather than the actual word. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

12-12-2009, 07:29 AM	#2
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lokelake getDare Succubus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The United States Posts: 1,673 Blog Entries: 288	Penis, dick, cock.

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12-13-2009, 12:01 AM	#9
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12-14-2009, 06:53 AM	#10
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12-16-2009, 10:29 AM	#11
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12-16-2009, 10:46 AM	#12
444 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We lost 2 planes. Posts: 444 Blog Entries: 200	I call it their 'Little Brother' __________________ Adopt A Pokemon Here! Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z Ohhhhsnap. Hello. 444 <3 Softeyes and we're in a relationship. So, advances towards softeyes would very much not be appreciated. TQTQTQ

12-16-2009, 02:19 PM	#14
Tiger Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Walla Walla Land Posts: 624 Blog Entries: 18	I call it a man part. Ever since I saw a cop say "winky" to another cop, I started calling it that too. Winky is a funny word.

12-16-2009, 07:36 PM	#15
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