Message from Earth

Slenderman - Doctor · 10-26-2009, 07:15 AM

You are allowed to send a probe with a short message up into space, the idea being that an alien finds it and reads it (with a translator). On behalf of the human race or on behalf of yourself, what does your message to the aliens say?

Sathyr · 10-26-2009, 09:33 AM

Keep out. Dangerous Dog.

Odiefrom · 10-26-2009, 02:15 PM

My message would simply say "Sorry". We'll probably be the race that starts some huge cataclysmic event, so why not send a pre-emptive apology.

greatsayaman · 10-26-2009, 02:17 PM

So there're two cows in a field.
One says "moo."
The other one goes "Aww, I was gonna say that..."

Charlotte Grey · 10-26-2009, 06:36 PM

I would say "It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown!" :P Or maybe "Charlotte Grey says Hey."

theone · 10-26-2009, 06:53 PM

I would say please don’t ring as we don’t buy from door to door salesmen.

Well aliens from outer space, they are bound to be wanting to sell us new technology double glazing or something similar.

Logan429 · 10-26-2009, 07:40 PM

Already been done.
NASA sent a message saying something like "Show yourself or stay hidden in the shadows" With a picture of a human with like techno waves out to space. There's a video of it on youtube, I'll look around for it and if I find it I'll edit the link here. Anyway some 30 years later they got a response saying something along the lines of we are almost like you, we just have another something something in our DNA.
So yerrrr... but I would send a message saying "PLEASE invite me to your HOUSE!!! I mean you fly here in these UFO things so the house must be FANTASTICAL! Hovering chairs in a big mothership with a view of Saturn... "

df6wen · 11-03-2009, 09:57 PM

"All your base are belong to us." That way they won't mess with us.

interesting · 11-04-2009, 05:36 AM

"Two words: keep going."

"Nothing to see here."

"Here, we do the probing."

"Come visit our wonderful Area 51: so good, you may never leave."

"No vacancy."

Antiperson · 11-04-2009, 06:05 AM

Mine would just have to say "Don't Panic"

Slenderman - Doctor · 11-04-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Antiperson

Mine would just have to say "Don't Panic"

Then mine would be "Mostly harmless"

owlart · 11-04-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Marvin

Then mine would be "Mostly harmless"

Damn, was just going to post that!

In that case, "All these worlds are ours, except Europa. We can't land there!"

df6wen · 11-04-2009, 12:05 PM

I have another one.

Enough said?

Slenderman - Doctor · 11-08-2009, 06:31 AM

"Earth: Not a great holiday destination. Seriously. We have Gordon Brown."

womble · 11-08-2009, 06:42 AM

If we don't like the way you think, we'll start a war with you.
Ahh! what the hell, we'll start a war with you regardless of what you think.

10-26-2009, 07:15 AM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Message from Earth You are allowed to send a probe with a short message up into space, the idea being that an alien finds it and reads it (with a translator). On behalf of the human race or on behalf of yourself, what does your message to the aliens say?

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Odiefrom getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 366 Blog Entries: 13	My message would simply say "Sorry". We'll probably be the race that starts some huge cataclysmic event, so why not send a pre-emptive apology. __________________ PM and IM me! Nonsense, TorD, s/m, anything really!

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theone getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK (NE England) Posts: 1,951 Blog Entries: 2	I would say please don’t ring as we don’t buy from door to door salesmen. Well aliens from outer space, they are bound to be wanting to sell us new technology double glazing or something similar. __________________ ~~~~~~~theone~~~~~~~ If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix). Likes: Coffee Will Try: Tea Limits: Will not eat baby food.

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Logan429 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Washington!!!!!! Posts: 290	Already been done. NASA sent a message saying something like "Show yourself or stay hidden in the shadows" With a picture of a human with like techno waves out to space. There's a video of it on youtube, I'll look around for it and if I find it I'll edit the link here. Anyway some 30 years later they got a response saying something along the lines of we are almost like you, we just have another something something in our DNA. So yerrrr... but I would send a message saying "PLEASE invite me to your HOUSE!!! I mean you fly here in these UFO things so the house must be FANTASTICAL! Hovering chairs in a big mothership with a view of Saturn... " __________________ Rawwrr!!! LIKES: Slavery, Semi-messy, Long dares, socks and feet, toe socks, ductape, saran wrap, underwear, leggings, semi-public, humiliation, embarrassing situations, running, hypnosis, new stuff =P LIMITS: Scat, Extreme public, anal, extreme pain, family, friends, x-dressing (I would but I only have 1 pair of panties and some leggings) Kik: NickTrick2 I like playing TorD on kik if you're up to it. I am part of messyslut8's league of slave and she is by far the greatest of them all

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Charlotte Grey Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: A place with trees and grass and flowers Posts: 66 Blog Entries: 18	I would say "It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown!" :P Or maybe "Charlotte Grey says Hey."

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df6wen getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 327	"All your base are belong to us." That way they won't mess with us.

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Antiperson Account Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 159	Mine would just have to say "Don't Panic"

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df6wen getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 327	I have another one. Enough said? Last edited by df6wen; 11-06-2009 at 09:50 AM.

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