07-03-2009, 02:29 PM
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Fml
i saw the website so i thought it would be cool to have one on here
i'll start Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
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07-03-2009, 02:32 PM
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getDare Devil
Join Date: Jun 2009
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what does Fml mean?
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male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches. |
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07-03-2009, 02:58 PM
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FML, is legendary hilarious. I adore it.
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
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07-03-2009, 04:08 PM
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OOOhh, I have one more, is that allowed?
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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07-03-2009, 04:15 PM
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Location: Texas USA
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Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML
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07-03-2009, 05:13 PM
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getDare Devil
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I joined gD. FML.
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07-03-2009, 08:58 PM
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Location: Maine
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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07-04-2009, 05:18 PM
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today i wanted to hang out with my BF so i called him and he siad he was sick. I made him some soup and drove over to his house to find him kissing my sister. My sister cant drive my mom had to drop her of. FML.
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07-04-2009, 05:40 PM
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getDare Succubus
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Somewhere between here and there, in Quebec, Canada...
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Today, I helped my father move into his new home. While I was there helping him, lugging around his keys and those of my mom, I lost my own keys. FML.
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07-08-2009, 09:00 AM
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getDare Sweetheart
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Judging by your avatar, you do. At least you know he's honest.
Quote:
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07-08-2009, 09:04 AM
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getDare Devil
Join Date: Jun 2009
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hes right you do lol i just didnt wanna be the one to bring it up
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male likes: sexual public humiliation, sexual, public, and humiliation i also like anal as long as its safe. limits: family, and illegal to the point il get caught i must do any dare that i get as long as this is a part of my signiture I was dared to post my full erect length. my full erect penis length is 3 inches. |
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07-08-2009, 10:35 AM
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getDare Sweetheart
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I was screwing a guy last night and I found out that in the basement of his house he had a shrine built for my cousin (tiger knows who) and I asked him about it and said "Oh he's only the hottest guy ever but I have to settle for you" Aparrently he didn't know he was my cousin and I told him and now he is using me to get to him. FML
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07-17-2009, 01:04 PM
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Quote:
But that's not her.
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