Create a Slopstscle Course for me.

[Blue Griffin]

Well I've dared to create a Slopsrscle course thread. I'll keep it running for a month, pull everything together as best a can, run it, and report. Have fun.

[Alexis Rune]

I think that during the slopstacle course, that you need to complete some tasks. This prolongs the time that you are messy and can be extra fun because its hard to do tasks when you are 'excited'!

I'll give the first one: in the middle of the course, once you are nice and gooey, you need to complete a rubics cube. Hopefully you can keep the colors 'clean' enough to see properly before you finish, but perhaps an assistant could make it more challenging

[Blue Griffin]

Hmmm that's a good idea, but i will need some messy ideas for that to work.

[Silly bitch]

Tie some cake to your feet to make it harder to walk.

[eurasian.alone]

Maple syrup followed by a nice dusting of icing sugar.

[Blue Griffin]

Originally Posted by eurasian.alone

Maple syrup followed by a nice dusting of icing sugar.

Thanks but how should I do this during the course? Just dump it over myself or someway else?

[Blue Griffin]

Almost down 1/3 of a month. Anyone else have something to add?

[Alexis Rune]

Originally Posted by Blue Griffin

Thanks but how should I do this during the course? Just dump it over myself or someway else?

Perhaps standing underneath open bottles of syrup and honey while somebody puffs flour in the air all over you while you are trying to complete a rubics cube puzzle would be cool.

Also, I think you should have red Koolaid with extra powder in it poured over your head before you get to that point.

Finally, I think you should have 4-5 watermelons. Each one should be covered with motor oil, grease, or butter. You should cover your hands, arms and chest with the same. You need to carry each watermelon to a place 30 feet away in less than 3 minutes. (not sure on timing) If you drop one, you need to start over. Each one that doesn't get to the 'finish line' should be cut open and the guts dumped down your pants.

[Alexis Rune]

You could do something similar with buttery/slippery balloons filled with messy stuff. Have to carry 2 at a time maybe? Each one you drop gets busted over your head/in your pants...

Also, if you have friends to help, blindfolding you and a friend and having that friend feed you a full cup of chocolate pudding could be a fun way for you to start out.

If you don't have a willing extra, you could try to lick all of the pudding out of a cup of pudding or two without using your hands


Also, wearing a bra completely stuffed with peanutbutter or something else gooey, but relatively solid will help make the other things more fun!

[Blue Griffin]

Thanks for the dares. I'll be sure to put them in. And no I won't have anyone else to help out with the course.

Anyone else got any ideas?

[Alexis Rune]

Candy's 1st annual Slopstacle Course!
Items that you'll need:
Rubber boots
Woman's one-piece Swim Suit
Swim/Shower Cap
Rubber Gardening Gloves
4 Diapers
A mixed up rubics cube

mayo
syrup
6 Pies
2 liter bottle of orange or red pop
2 cups of honey
jar of peanut butter
jar of jelly/jam
5+ eggs
glitter, preferably pink
Bottle of chocolate syrup
6 cans of food of your choice.

Start wearing a woman's one-piece swim suit
Fill the bottom of each boot with mayo, add a half cup of syrup to each boot, then slide them on.
Once they are on, squeeze another squirt of syrup into each boot for good measure.

Next come the pies!
First, a pie to your crotch
Then two pies to your chest
A pie onto each side of your head, be sure to get some cream into your ears!
A pie directly to the front of your face

Once the pies are finished, you can rinse off the cream... with a two liter of orange or red pop!

After you've rinsed off you should begin to fill your swim suit. Pudding down the back, at least 6 cups!
Next, a peanut butter and jelly uh sandwhich... empty a jar of each: peanut butter and jelly down the front of your suit.
As final prep for this part, pour two cups of honey over your head, mixing it in to your hair
Next, insert an egg through the crotch of your swim suit and attempt to push it up and out the top without dumping out any of the other contents of your suit. Once you have done so without breaking the egg, set the egg on the ground.
Now, you must lay on your belly and push that egg from one side of your yard to the other. You can only touch the egg with your nose and you may not touch the ground with your hands!
Once you get to the egg to the other side, put cup of glitter into the shower/swim cap. Next, put the egg that you pushed over and 4 other eggs inside the shower cap. Now, pull it on tight letting the glitter cover your head!
Next, smash the eggs into pieces inside your shower cap!
Without taking the shower cap off, you need to put on 4 diapers.
Once the diapers are on, fill the inner diaper with 6 of any food that you have in a can!
Next, fill the gardening gloves with chocolate syrup and put them on.
You can now remove your eggy shower cap, grab your rubics cube, and empty out the entire rest of the chocolate syrup over your head, being sure to cover the rubics cube with chocolate as well
Now, you must complete the rubics cube. Each time you twist it, you must either sit down, or stand up, whichever you weren't doing before!

Feel free to tweak this where necessary, or consult with me for adjustments

[mankindn54]

just fyi I can solve a rubiks cube in 24 seconds

[messysissy]

Handcuff your legs together at the start and have the key hidden in a bucket of custard at the end of the course that you have to bob for.

[Alexis Rune]

Originally Posted by mankindn54

just fyi I can solve a rubiks cube in 24 seconds

It has little to do with the time and more to do with being covered in chocolate with gardening gloves on and having to stand up and sit down in a messy diaper with each twist.

[Blue Griffin]

Well, its been a month so I'll start trying to put the course together. Thanks to anyone who posted and I'll be sure to report how it goes!