Fool Around in April

[mynameiserik]

So here's the deal. April's coming up, and we all love to make fools of ourselves, don't we?

I encourage reading the dare all the way through before beginning participation.

Here's the basic dare:
Each day in April (this can be done in any month, by the way) you must masturbate the number of minutes that corresponds to the date. For example, on the 1st you masturbate for 1 minute, and so on. Use a timer. You MUST be moving your hand/vibrator/etc. the entire time! NO STOPPING except if required to switch positions or hands, but do that as quickly as possible. When the timer goes off, IMMEDIATELY stop all stimulation. This is the ONLY time you can touch yourself sexually during this dare!

Here's the catch:
You may NOT reach orgasm. Keep yourself away! If you can't stand it and you DO come, you have to keep masturbating for the remaining time, no matter how badly it hurts! You must also complete a punishment. Also do a punishment if you skip a day or if you masturbate outside of the allotted dare time. See the bottom of the post.

Here's the extras:
For each day, you will find an extra task to do along with the masturbation. These are optional but might be fun. I suggest reading them beforehand so that you can prepare yourself.

1:

Spoiler:

It's only 1 minute. Get as close as you can to orgasm.

2:

Spoiler:

Try going without any lube.

3:

Spoiler:

Masturbate somewhere other than your bedroom.

4:

Spoiler:

Choose a song that is 4 minutes long and match the song's tempo/rhythm.

5:

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Masturbate as slowly as you can. Keep moving, though! Don't stop at any point!

6:

Spoiler:

Masturbate as quickly as you can! Try not to tire yourself out!

7:

Spoiler:

Lucky 7...watch your favorite porn while masturbating.

8:

Spoiler:

Roll a die 4 times. This will tell you how many clothespins to put on each nipple (separately), your genitals, and elsewhere on your body (your choice where). Leave them on for the entire time period.

9:

Spoiler:

You must play with your nipples with your free hand the entire time.

10:

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You must masturbate by penetrating yourself with an object. No touching that cock/clit!

11:

Spoiler:

At the beginning and end, and every minute, spank your genitals once as hard as you can.

12:

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Spend 4 minutes touching your nipples, 4 with your asshole, and 4 on your genitals.

13:

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Unlucky 13! You must masturbate by rubbing your genitals against something - no hands or sex toys allowed!

14:

Spoiler:

After masturbating, don't clean up. Just put your clothes on and go about your day. Preferably, do this one early on. ;)

15:

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Halfway there! You must edge at least twice during this 15 minutes.

16:

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Roll a die and triple the number you get. Spank yourself hard this many times on each butt cheek before and after masturbating.

17:

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My lucky number! PM me (can be done any time before this day) with one of your favorite kinks, and I will give you a related challenge.

18:

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Surf some porn the entire time. Your hands are busy, duh, so make sure to grind in your seat for stimulation!

19:

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Have something inserted in your ass for the entire time period.

20:

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Take a 20 minute shower or bath while you touch yourself...consider it "me time." :D

21:

Spoiler:

Drinking age! Drink 3 glasses of water or juice and wait fifteen minutes before beginning masturbation.

22:

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Masturbate while standing. If that's what you normally do, lie down.

23:

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Masturbate in the on the toilet.

24:

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Masturbate while watching TV.

25:

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Wear a gag and/or blindfold and tie your hands together.

26:

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When done, don't clean up, and spend the rest of the day naked.

27:

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Every three minutes alternate between touching your nipples, asshole, and genitals.

28:

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You must masturbate only with anal penetration. If you did that on the 10th, you must use a bigger object.

29:

Spoiler:

Almost there! Edge at least three times, and wait one hour to put clothes back on.

30:

Spoiler:

Last day! Finally! If you went the whole month without orgasming, disregard the 30 minutes and just masturbate to orgasm. You've earned it!
If you had to do a punishment for misbehaving, stand facing the corner for the first ten minutes of masturbating, then give yourself 10 spanks. Then spend ten minutes masturbating while lying on the floor on you stomach, and give yourself 20 spanks. Spend the final ten minutes on your knees with your chest on the floor, ass high in the air. Give yourself 30 more spanks when done. Do NOT orgasm until tomorrow.

So you made it! Or you didn't. Tell us how it went! Below are the punishments for a) having an orgasm and b) skipping a day.

PUNISHMENTS:
A) You had an orgasm before day 30, or touched yourself outside of this dare.

Spoiler:

Remember, you have to complete the time period no matter how much it hurts. When you've done that, spank your ass 500 times, alternating butt cheeks. Afterward, stand facing the corner for 10 minutes and think about what you've done.

B) You skipped a day.

Spoiler:

First of all, you must make up any days you miss on the following day. That means 2 sessions (or more) in one day. Second, you must multiply the number of the day that you skipped by 5 and spank each ass cheek AND your genitals that number of times. Hard.

Don't forget to report! Happy masturbating!

[sub6783]

I can't wait to try this dare!

[RST]

Lovely dare. I won't be able to do it but I sure like the idea.

[Herr November]

This is sounding pretty excellent. Great idea, very well thought out. I particularly like the extras to keep things interesting. I'm considering combining this with the Fapchievements dare I'm still working on, and this will definitely make that more difficult. Anybody else up for combining them? Haven't made up my mind yet. Some company to share the misery would be good!

[mynameiserik]

Let's bump this up so more people have the opportunity to jump in at the start...

[Herr November]

Nobody's even going to TRY? Well, I don't know if I'll make it to the end, but I'm in! Hope I get some company.

[CollaredBlondie]

I won't be doing it, I just wanted to post to say that I think it's a very creative dare. Obviously well thought out

[slutpup]

I'm so gonna do this!!! I'll start it tomorrow since it's April 1st tomorrow.

[Big_Mike]

I highly doubt I'll be able to finish this, but I love the idea so I'm going to give it a try. Best of luck to everyone joining in!

[Ecobob]

This looks fun, I am definitely going to give it a go, with all the extras... Not sure how far I will get though!

[mynameiserik]

Okay, everybody, it's April 1st! GO! Don't forget to keep us updated

[Big_Mike]

Just completed my first minute, and even though it was easy this time, I know it's going to be a long month. A week from now I'll be climbing the walls, lol.

[Basdaga569]

After seeing this I thought I might try it. Done my first one today, nice easy start it.

[mynameiserik]

I'm such a nitwit. I did my minute and I was watching something, so I didn't immediately put my pants back on...looks like I'll be doing some punishing already...

[Herr November]

Twenty-nine to go! I expect the horniness will really start to kick in on day 3, though I have a woody as I'm lying in bed about to go to sleep, so maybe it's already upon me.

Q: What's the difference between hard and light?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.

Anyway, looking forward to taking the journey with everyone. See you tomorrow.