The last non-mod to post here wins - Page 183

Goddess Joanna · 09-16-2021, 06:59 AM

Because his ears (eyes, nose, mouth, and hands) are full of triangles

LPV · 09-16-2021, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saltychip

Don't know why you didn't just listen to me

Hey! I am here for you if you need a job reference! 💘

saltychip · 09-16-2021, 10:19 AM

Don't think you're exactly the kind of reference they want... but thank you! ❤

LPV · 09-16-2021, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saltychip

Don't think you're exactly the kind of reference they want... but thank you! ❤

Now, you have hurt my feelings. Everyone likes to know what LPV thinks!

Goddess Joanna · 09-16-2021, 01:58 PM

Hey LPV, why so glum? She even put a heart and everything

saltychip · 09-16-2021, 02:20 PM

Yeah, why so glum? I even put a heart!

Wolf007 · 09-17-2021, 04:39 AM

Hold it! Wait for it!
Nah, it's a heart, it's definitely a heart.

LPV?

Goddess Joanna · 09-17-2021, 03:18 PM

We're all jealous you lucky Wolf. You have her heart.

Wolf007 · 09-18-2021, 01:09 AM

OMG, I do?!! I'll return it at once, I promise!
It must have happened when i was sleeping...

I don't even like hearts, they're too heavy on the stomach.

saltychip · 09-18-2021, 02:08 AM

Much appreciated... must be what I was missing all night

You didn't chew on it too much, did you?

We've discussed this before... I'm not a chew toy!

Runesmith · 09-18-2021, 02:12 AM

Back in uni days there was a student rock band that sang a song called "Why did you give me your heart?"

The chorus went something like;
"Why did you give me your heart?
Your heart, your heart.
When all I needed was a liver."

It sounded funny, but was loosely based around a real-life romance between a nurse and a patient in liver failure.

saltychip · 09-18-2021, 07:56 AM

I'm just impressed you remember something from so long ago

Runesmith · 09-19-2021, 04:00 AM

Aww thanks... Wait, was that a thinly veiled age jab?

saltychip · 09-19-2021, 05:35 AM

Had to make it somewhat obvious, don't want to overtax you in your fragile age

Wolf007 · 09-20-2021, 07:55 AM

Googled "overtax", just to make sure.
I mean, I had a pretty good idea considering the given context.

Turned out i was spot-on.
(Require to pay too much tax)

09-16-2021, 10:19 AM	#2733
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Don't think you're exactly the kind of reference they want... but thank you! ❤ __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

09-16-2021, 02:20 PM	#2736
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Yeah, why so glum? I even put a heart! __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

09-17-2021, 04:39 AM	#2737
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Hold it! Wait for it! Nah, it's a heart, it's definitely a heart. LPV? __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

09-18-2021, 01:09 AM	#2739
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	OMG, I do?!! I'll return it at once, I promise! It must have happened when i was sleeping... I don't even like hearts, they're too heavy on the stomach. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

09-18-2021, 02:08 AM	#2740
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Much appreciated... must be what I was missing all night You didn't chew on it too much, did you? We've discussed this before... I'm not a chew toy! __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme. Last edited by saltychip; 09-18-2021 at 02:16 AM.

09-16-2021, 06:59 AM	#2731
Goddess Joanna getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 428 Blog Entries: 5	Because his ears (eyes, nose, mouth, and hands) are full of triangles

09-16-2021, 01:58 PM	#2735
Goddess Joanna getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 428 Blog Entries: 5	Hey LPV, why so glum? She even put a heart and everything

09-17-2021, 03:18 PM	#2738
Goddess Joanna getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 428 Blog Entries: 5	We're all jealous you lucky Wolf. You have her heart.

09-18-2021, 02:12 AM	#2741
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Back in uni days there was a student rock band that sang a song called "Why did you give me your heart?" The chorus went something like; "Why did you give me your heart? Your heart, your heart. When all I needed was a liver." It sounded funny, but was loosely based around a real-life romance between a nurse and a patient in liver failure. __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-18-2021, 07:56 AM	#2742
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	I'm just impressed you remember something from so long ago __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

09-19-2021, 04:00 AM	#2743
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Aww thanks... Wait, was that a thinly veiled age jab? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

09-19-2021, 05:35 AM	#2744
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	Had to make it somewhat obvious, don't want to overtax you in your fragile age __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

09-20-2021, 07:55 AM	#2745
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Googled "overtax", just to make sure. I mean, I had a pretty good idea considering the given context. Turned out i was spot-on. (Require to pay too much tax) __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out