Interogated by SDK.

[alias]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
- control
- panties
- boobs
- blindfolding
- humiliating
- spanking
- begging
- leather
- stockings
Five things that turn you off?
- smoking
- poo
- guys
- hair (except on the head)
- bald (on the head)
What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
I use a flyswatted for spanking... That's about it
What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
Fleshlight... Also, a sex slave if that counts
What is your favorite toy?
My dick?
What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
I had sex in the cooler when I worked at a deli... While I was on the clock
What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
Spanking (giving)
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Made her drink my piss
What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
Nothing
How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
A couple, and it varies with my mood
What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
Tied a girl up and made her beg for it
What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
Tie the girl up, shove a vibrator in her, blindfold her, and leave her for a couple hours so she doesn't know when or even if its coming
What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
Threesome (me and 2 girls)
Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Don't know but guessing not, yes, don't know but guessing not
What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
About 20 minutes
Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
Umm... A suit I guess?
What do you like about Getdare?
I can be myself without fear of judgment
What do you dislike about getdare?
I wish there were more girls I guess
What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
I don't really like doing dares, I prefer giving them... I usually go for truth in ToD
Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
Same as above.

What two things do you love the most. Why?
My dick and my computer. They're both amazing things
What do you hate the most?
Interruption
what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Video games
What is your greatest strength?
My individuality
What is your greatest weakness?
I have a weakness for pretty eyes?
What is your biggest vice?
Video games
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Play guitar
Which superpower would you most like?
Flight sounds fun
Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Depends on the dreams and the someone else in question
What do you miss most about being a kid?
No responsibility
Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Have a pet dragon
Cuddles, or sex?
Sex.
Cake, or death?
Cake... Is that even a question? Or is the cake a lie again?
Winter, or summer?
Summer!
City or Country?
City
Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Classic, I'm an original
Dark or milk chocolate?
Milk
Dogs or cats?
Dogs.
Fiction, or non-fiction?
Fiction
Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Picnic in general, unless the restaurant is a sushi bar
Driving or walking?
Walking.
Books, or films?
Books.
Bacon, or cheese?
Bacon, it makes everything better
Tea or Coffee?
Tea.
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Suppose you like lemons. Now suppose you like peanut butter. Doesn't necessarily mean you'll like lemon flavored peanut butter does it?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Lemons are sour, artificial lemon juice is sweeter so more people like it. The lemons in dishwashing fluid is used for scent, so a real lemon works better

[LittleMonkey94]

Oh, this is gonna be fun ...
(I copy-pasted questions I've already answered on other threads.)

Tell me ten things that turn you on?

-I like it sometimes when I catch a guy looking up my skirt or down my shirt. It's nice to feel wanted.
-A guy playing the guitar, or the piano. Squee.
-Nathan Fillion. Double squee.
-Being gagged with my own panties.
-Guys who open doors and carry things for me and that kind of thing.
-The sound of an orgasm. Male or female.
-Girls in tights ... and I'm not even really bi ...
-A guy who cooks.
-Being naked.
-Being able to see a bulge through the pants when a guy is hard.

Five things that turn you off?
-Bodybuilder-type muscles.
-Guys with facial piercings or lots of tattoos.
-Shaved pubic hair on guys. If I wanted something that looked like a dildo, I'd use a dildo.
-Rap music.


What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
I have: Two six-inch dildos. One is bright pink and rubbery, and the other is harder and electric blue. I also have a pink vibrator (that one's my favorite). And a black rubber butt plug, just big enough to stretch a little. Nipple clamps, the tweezer-style ones.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
I want something from Bad Dragon.

What is your favorite toy?

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
I've masturbated in a school bathroom, only touching when there were other people in there. That was fun.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare? I had a guy slap me across the face once. Like I said, I like pain.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Drinking a full cup of my own pee? Dunno if that counts.

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
An ex-boyfriend.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
Once a day or so ... how depends on my mood.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
I asked my boyfriend to dominate me ... ended up with his cock in my ass and his belt around my neck, choking me.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
My darkest and deepest fantasy (modified to be acceptable for public consumption):

My boyfriend decides he wants to teach me a lesson, so he invites a few friends over. They tie me up and use me as their sex toy and pain toy for a long weekend before dumping me on the side of the road, naked.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Yes. YES. YES!

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
Like, twenty minutes.

Describe the most sexy outfit you own? I might have a black spandex catsuit ...

What do you like about Getdare?
Learning about other people and their kinks.

What do you dislike about getdare? Getting hit on so much.


What two things do you love the most. Why?
My sister and my iPod. The only two things I think I couldn't live without.

What do you hate the most?
Bananas. No joke - and I realize the irony, given my screen name - but the smell makes me want to throw up.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Depends on my mood ... board games, video games, dinner, card games.


If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
I'd love to learn to play an instrument. Or get my pilot's license.

Which superpower would you most like? Oh God. Fuck if I know.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's? Someone else's. They would probably deserve it more.

What do you miss most about being a kid? I miss not having grown-up worries.


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon? I WANT A PET DRAGON. I shall call him Fluffy.

Cuddles, or sex? Sex. Then cuddles.

Cake, or death? Cake. Obviously.

Winter, or summer? Winter. I get annoyed when the temperature hits 85.

City or Country? I'm a city girl.

Classic, or 'new and improved'? Depends on the thing ...

Dark or milk chocolate? I love dark chocolate.

Dogs or cats? Dogs. I miss my dog.

Fiction, or non-fiction? Fiction. Real life is enough non-fiction for me, I read to escape.

Picnic, or nice restaurant? Nice restaurant. I don't like eating outside. No idea why.

Driving or walking? Driving.

Books, or films? Films are fine, although if it's a film of a book I usually like the book better. I prefer the stories the way I imagine them.

Bacon, or cheese? Cheese. I don't eat much bacon.

Tea or Coffee? Neither.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? They've tried. Cats won't touch it.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Real lemons are usually more sour, which means they have to put in more sugar and water to balance it out.

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[YellowSubmarine]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?:

Kindness, intelligence, sense of humor, quirkiness, femdom, being bossed around/controlled, bondage, pain, humiliation, pee play. (just to name ten)

Five things that turn you off?:

Any of the things that make a lousy person(bigotry, snobbery, meanness etc), Ageplay and/or diapers, stuff in my 'limits' list, female submission, women in bondage of any kind.

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!):

clothespins, rope, makeshift gags, makeshift small dildo, handcuffs, shackles.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?:

every effective gag ever made ever(I love being gagged), chastity devices, a cage, a hood, buttblug(s), vibrator the list goes on.

What is your favorite toy?:

My handcuffs, since they are the only thing I can use in self bondage to truly be helpless until my ice release melts and drops the key.

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?:

didn't want to mention this, but in the spirit of truth telling: I did a little scat eating one time out of curiosity. Don't plan on doing it again.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?:

That would have to be longer term nipple clamp usage. I've got some clothespins that close with a ton of pressure, and they hurt like a sonofabitch.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?:

Read my answer to 'most perverted thing'

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?:

Just my makeshift dildo, since I don't have anything bigger at the moment.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?:

Usually once a day if that, and the regular way mostly. If my hands aren't restrained that is.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?:

That shall remain private :P

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?:

Hard to say, one candidate would be something involving being systematically humiliated and defeated by a female opponent in a contest, and then, because it's a perverted/twisted fantasy, I would be finished off a.k.a killed by her, through choking, drowning etc.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?:

I couldn't possibly pick just one.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?:

Oddly I've never tasted cum. *notes it on to-do list*. I drink pee only if I'm being punished(I mean really punished, not 'funished'), because I hate doing it. I almost throw up every time.

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?:

About five hours, due to a miscalculation in how long my ice release would take to melt. Hands cuffed behind back to furniture and ankles tied. I was quite sore after that, though it was great fun.

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?:

I don't crossdress, so it's just your basic tee shirts, pants, shoes etc.

What do you like about Getdare?:

Just about everything :-)

What do you dislike about getdare?:

That you can only post one new 'person above' game per month :P

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?:

bondage and urine holding. I love trying hard not to wet myself while in bondage. It's humiliating to be in that position in the first place, and super humiliating and frustrating due to extra laundry If I wet.

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?:

Anything too simple and uncreative that doesn't take my list of 'likes' into account :P


What two things do you love the most. Why?:

Living things and non-living things. Because they both make up the entirety of a universe that's fascinating and enthralling in ways barely comprehensible, and endlessly mysterious.

What do you hate the most?:

Cruelty and greed.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?:

A good long chat takes the cake here.

What is your greatest strength?:

Empathy

What is your greatest weakness?:

Fear

What is your biggest vice?:

Procrastination

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?:

Software programming/coding

Which superpower would you most like?:

To read my own subconscious mind.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?:

Make someone else's.

What do you miss most about being a kid?:

Rapid-fire discoveries about the world. Lack of responsibility. less worries/fears. Carefree attitude. etc.


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?:

Be a pet dragon :P

Cuddles, or sex?:

Sex, then cuddles.

Cake, or death?:

I'm taking a third option, neither, since I think this might be a trick question. The cake is a lie.

Winter, or summer?:

Winter

City or Country?:

City.

Classic, or 'new and improved'?:

Classic

Dark or milk chocolate?:

Dark.

Dogs or cats?:

Dogs.

Fiction, or non-fiction?:

Non-fiction.

Picnic, or nice restaurant?:

Restaurant.

Driving or walking?:

Driving

Books, or films?:

Films.

Bacon, or cheese?:

I don't eat either, but given the choice it'd have to be cheese.

Tea or Coffee?:

Coffee. Iced.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?:

Because cat food companies are flaming morons :P

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?:

Hell if I know.

[perkygirlie]

Part 1 can be found here.
I hit both the character limit and my brain's limit, so Part 2 will follow in a few days.

[Sissypuppyboy]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Being made to act like a dog.
Being made to lick muddy boots and feet clean.
Being used as a toilet.
Having someone spit in my mouth.
Being spanked and/or whipped.
Being fed disgusting foods, cat food, dog food, things I hate.
Being dressed up in humiliating outfits.
Having my penis size made fun of.
Being degraded and called humiliating names, such as slut, bitch etc.
Having my cock locked up in chastity.
Having to worship, lick, kiss and drink from the toilets.

Five things that turn you off?
Racist, sexist, homophobic (etc) people.
People who constantly PM you if you dont reply.
Non consent.
Extreme pain
Body mods to self. (On others they turn me on, but on myself, they are a big no.)

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
Butt plug tail, paw mitts, dog hood, dog bowls, chastity device, toilet brush, wooden spoon, paddles, collars and leashes.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
A humbler, a few cbt devices that I have not decided on yet, a pony tail, hoof mitts, a saddle and a pony hood, as well as a bit gag, a ball gag, a maids outfit and a pair of handcuffs.

What is your favorite toy?
My tail probably.

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Crawled through a wooded area dressed up as a dog, naked except for my gear and peed on a tree.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
Crawled forward until clamps on my nipples that were tied to a table were pulled off.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Ate my own shit that was mixed up in a dog bowl with wet dog food too.

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
My buttplug tail. I am unsure of how big it measures at, but it is a medium.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
Up to two, usually. One in the morning when I wake up and one before I go to sleep, usually just lay on my back and masturbate to pictures, videos, stuff like that.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
I had a very muddy boot rubbed up against my face and my lips, I was also ordered to lick it until it was shining. That had me the most horny.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
To be dressed in my full dog gear, tied to a pole while I am fucked. After I am fucked, two bowls are placed in front of me. I am then made to eat dog food and lap up piss from a bowl. After that I am left tied in place for actual dogs to fuck my hole until they are tired of it. When I am let free, a dog bowl of fresh shit is pushed in front of me. I have my face rammed into it, and then I am forced to eat every bite and lick the bowl clean.


What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
Yes, my favourite fantasy is pretty simple, but it is being forced into licking muddy boots.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Cum tastes okay, not very nice, pee is even worse.

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
About an hour!

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
My dog outfit, its the one that turns me on the most, and its the thing I enjoy doing the most.

What do you like about Getdare?
Getting dares and being controlled.

What do you dislike about getdare?
Pointless posts/stupidity and people being overly dramatic.

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
Bark on cam to be allowed to fill my bowl with dog food, then eat at least three bites and swallow.

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
Any dares involving tasting shit.

What two things do you love the most. Why?
My laptop and my collar.

What do you hate the most?
stupidity. :P

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Hmm, gaming tends to be one that happens a lot.

What is your greatest strength?
Hmm.. My thirst for knowledge.

What is your greatest weakness?
The fact that I am pretty sensitive.

What is your biggest vice?
Lack of self control with eating healthily

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
To play guitar!

Which superpower would you most like?
Invisibility so I can fuck with people.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Make someone elses

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Innocence and not having to worry.


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Have a pet dragon!

Cuddles, or sex?
Cuddles, especially if its vanilla sex..

Cake, or death?
Cake!

Winter, or summer?
Summer!

City or Country?
Country, all the time.

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Classic

Dark or milk chocolate?
Milk, dark is just ew.

Dogs or cats?
Dogs.. Duh.

Fiction, or non-fiction?
Fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Nice restaurant

Driving or walking?
Driving :P

Books, or films?
Books! Cant beat a good book.

Bacon, or cheese?
Cheese

Tea or Coffee?
Tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because cats might not like the taste of mice? I dont think they eat them

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Because people like to eat artificial goods, and probably to keep it cheap.
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[perkygirlie]

The second half is in my blog.

[Gamer69]

Originally Posted by silverdarknight

Hello there, wide world of GD.

Grab a cup of tea, and have a seat.

Those of you who I have tormented in PM will be aware that I have a reasonably standard list of 'so, tell me what you think is fun so we can get up to mischief together' questions.
Partly they are there to give me an idea what excites someone, and what they find boring.
They also help to feed my imagination and help me come up with new and interesting ways of getting folks all horny and excitable.
This place actually being a web forum, I have decided to put the list of questions up on the board so that other people can see/comment/use it as they like and to make it easier for me to refer back to it. I may also have expanded the list of questions somewhat I expect a lot of this duplicates other questionnaires etc elsewhere on the boards, but, hey, that's because those are some of the questions I am interested in the answers to!

It's in three sections. The top bit is the bit for 'play', the second 'general interest' and the third 'fun'. Don't feel under any obligation to answer it all, and don't be afraid to take your time and put some detail into the answers. I'm sure everyone would much rather that the thread moved slowly but had some content than just turned into a list of one word answers overnight. Yes, it's targeted at girls. That doesn't stop guys answering it.

Well, that's the preamble out the way. Here are the questions:

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Tell me ten things that turn you on?

Five things that turn you off?

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?

What is your favorite toy?

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?

What do you like about Getdare?

What do you dislike about getdare?

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?


What two things do you love the most. Why?

What do you hate the most?

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?

What is your greatest strength?

What is your greatest weakness?

What is your biggest vice?

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Which superpower would you most like?

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?

What do you miss most about being a kid?


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?

Cuddles, or sex?

Cake, or death?

Winter, or summer?

City or Country?

Classic, or 'new and improved'?

Dark or milk chocolate?

Dogs or cats?

Fiction, or non-fiction?

Picnic, or nice restaurant?

Driving or walking?

Books, or films?

Bacon, or cheese?

Tea or Coffee?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Woah I didn't think there were that many questions when I agreed to it but ok
1. Compliments
2. Cuddling
3. Kissing (generally)
4. Kissing my neck
5. Waking up to see you cuddling me
6. Showering together
7. Falling asleep cuddling
8. Running my hands through his hair
9. Not being pressured
10. Being friends first

1. Handshaking instead of kissing/hugging
2. Not telling friends about me
3. Not cuddling after sex
4. Not complimenting me
5. One night stand turning into a relationship

Household items and a vibe

Dildo and buttplug

My vibe

I haven't really some anything perverted that I can remember

Cutting my knee with a knife (weird I know)

Had a shower using my own shit

A cucumber

At the moment barely any but normally like 3/4 times

Being tied to a tree naked and being left for like an hour

Wanting to go to a nudist beach and suck every mans cock

Same

Yes yes and no

About 2 hours maybe

A skin tight nighty with an inbuilt push-up bra and only just reaches over my pussy

Being able to be myself

Loads of people asking to be my master

I'm not sure yet

The one you set me yesterday haha

My kittens because they are really cute and fluffy

Being back stabbed

Just chatting

Math

Languages

I'd like to play guitar

I'd love to be able to read people's mind

Have someone else's dream come true

I miss getting away with everything

Have a pet dragon as long as he didn't attack me

cuddles

Cake

Winter

City

Classic

Milk chocolate

Cats

Fiction

Nice restraunt

Driving

Films

Cheese

Coffee

Because they would have to kill mice whereas they just use old bits of other animals

Because the washing up liquid makes aren't lazy haha

[Kitten9876]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
hearing/receiving dirty talk/texts (ex: what you wanna do to me)
my boyfriend's yah-know
light bondage or holding me down/being "forced"
wax play
being touched/fondled/dry humping/thrusting while still clothed
kissing/licking/biting (pretty much anywhere,lips, nipples, neck,etc)
compliments on my body
cuddling
anal play (ex: my plug)
just general closeness with lover/significant other/boyfriend

Five things that turn you off?
not wanting to be close/cuddle (i'm kinda touchy-feely, i like being close to people,even in a non sexual way/for a non sexual reason)
too messy (stupid ocd )
being angry at/scaring me(i like being "forced" but only as play)
making me think during sexual activity

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
8 inch vibration dildo
large glass buttplug
nipple clamps
gag
duct tape
candle

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
i dont know, maybe remote controlled vibe, would make being in public with it in interesting haha

What is your favorite toy?
my dildo

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
i dont know

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
i dont know, wax play isnt really painful but id say that, or ummmm wedgies lol...

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
i dont know, messy wedgie probably

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
other than a guy? my dildo lol

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
once with my dildo, udually dont do it tho

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
my first night....

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
being "kidnapped"/"forced"/"raped" usually by one to 4 guys....

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
(answered above)

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
its okay, im very sweet lol and no pee

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
i dont know, like 20-30 minutes?

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
a pair of shorts that show off my ass very well and a vneck or tank top that show a good amount of cleavage over top a black lacy thong and bra with lace lol all in black tho :P

What do you like about Getdare?
the people

What do you dislike about getdare?
THE PEOPLE

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
i dont remember

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
i dont remember still

What two things do you love the most. Why?
in the world? probably kittens/puppies/adorable animals cause they're cute and books cause they are a portal to different worlds

What do you hate the most?
PEOPLE, i cant say that enough, humans suck.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
go to the mall

What is your greatest strength?
my ability to blend in/be unnoticed for the most part

What is your greatest weakness?
my shyness

What is your biggest vice?
i dont know

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
to use magic ^_^

Which superpower would you most like?
to be able to transform into anything at will, even individual body parts (ex: turn my left hand into a hammer for some reason lol)

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
make someone elses, although i wont have what i want, at least they'll remember me as the person who made their dreams come true

What do you miss most about being a kid?
sleep and the unusual ability to have infinite endergy at 4 in the morning, plus time, i dont get time for anything

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
have a pet dragon and he/she shall be dubbed Ferdinand the Fiery

Cuddles, or sex?
i cant have both?? i guess sex lol

Cake, or death?
death, who know what kinda cake that could be! D:

Winter, or summer?
winter, though im more of a mid-fall person

City or Country?
country, im tired of the suburbs, i wanna live in a small, sleepy town

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
depends on what, but i prefer new

Dark or milk chocolate?
milk

Dogs or cats?
dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
picnic

Driving or walking?
driving

Books, or films?
boooooooks, most films based on books suck :P

Bacon, or cheese?
BACON

Tea or Coffee?
neither, i hatehatehate both

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
cause clearly marketing "geniuses" havent thought of that yet

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
cause our lives are lies

[TheTurretCube]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Boobs
Foreplay
Hypnosis
Pleasing my partner
Control
Obeying
The idea of being a slave
Roleplay
Anal
Admiting truths about myself

Five things that turn you off?
Pain
Piss
Shit
Dis-respect
Homework

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
I've used a tin whistle in the past, pencils/pens otherwise

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
A real dildo, a buttplug, a fleshlight

What is your favorite toy?
My pens

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
been hypnotized to bend over and beg to be fucked

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
Deep anal, it hurt a bit

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Pissed on myself

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
Tin Whistle

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
once or twice, usually just jacking off, sometimes with hypnosis

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
Intinmate time with my GF

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
A game of truth or dare with my friends, that involves me doing a dare where for 1 hour, i'm tied down and cannot resist anything they want, let them use and abuse me to their hearts content

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
No, my favorite fantasy is my GF being my Hypno Mistress

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
Not a fan of cum, pussy juice is ok, pee is awful

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
never

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
Old leather jacket from the 60's and jeans XD

What do you like about Getdare?
It's fun i guess

What do you dislike about getdare?
Sometimes the interface feels clunky, and too many people just posting asking for dares where those posts don't belong

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
Sexdemon's Anal hell

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
Same as above


What two things do you love the most. Why?
My Girlfriend, and video games, because why not?

What do you hate the most?
school, and societies in-acceptance of "bizzare" fetishes

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Cinema, Munchkin, playing video games etc

What is your greatest strength?
My Mind, or my italian charm

What is your greatest weakness?
My body

What is your biggest vice?
Hypnosis, or Tea

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Either a musical instrument like electric guitar/keyboard, or a new language

Which superpower would you most like?
Ability to go Super Saiyan

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
My dreams are coming true, and i like to think I'm making someone else's

What do you miss most about being a kid?
The naivety and innocence

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Pet Dragon, his name is Charizard, and we fuck shit up

Cuddles, or sex?
Being realistic, Cuddles, sex is great, but ya know, sometimes a good cuddle is all ya need

Cake, or death?
...cake

Winter, or summer?
winter

City or Country?
city, there's no nerd shops in the country

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
classic always

Dark or milk chocolate?
dark

Dogs or cats?
dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
picnic

Driving or walking?
walking

Books, or films?
Ehhhh depends on the books/films, generally tho books

Bacon, or cheese?
bacon

Tea or Coffee?
tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
because Cats don't actually eat mice, they chase them for sport

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why said diswashing liquid is real lemons?

[MsX]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Humiliation, spanking, pain, private nudity, corner time, writing lines, clothing control, speech control, loss of privileges, rules.

Five things that turn you off?
Scat, pussy insertions, animals, kids, needles.

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
Clothespegs, butt plug, candles, butterfly vibe, clit vibe, rabbit vibe.

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
Hitachi Magic Wand!

What is your favorite toy?
Clit vibe

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Probably having to strip naked and be a slave for an entire weekend.

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
800 spanks with various implements.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
Tasted my own pee.

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
Large penis.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
Once or twice a day, with my fingers or a vibe.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
Having sex with a female friend while a guy watched us and spanked us with a riding crop.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
It revolves around me being kept as a slave, chained up naked and made to pleasure my owners and their friends, cleaning the house naked, being humiliated at every turn.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
Something about being naked in public with everyone looking at me and me not being allowed to cover my shame at all.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
It's ok. Yes. No!

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
Probably an hour or so.

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
Short black dress with lots of cleavage, stockings and heels.

What do you like about Getdare?
I can find a lot of people who are into the same weird stuff as me!

What do you dislike about getdare?
The number of people who send me messages like "hi ur a slave nw call me Master u slut!!!!" Idiots.

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
A while ago I was punishing myself for being too lazy to study and I had a month of detention. It involved an hour a day of wearing a schoolgirl outfit which I inevitably had to remove, lines (which I love), spankings and corner time.

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
It was a punishment for disobeying my old master. I was supposed to do 20 minutes of corner time that morning but I just stayed in bed, so for ten days I had to do it in pissy panties sucking my thumb.

What two things do you love the most. Why?
Humiliation makes me so wet...probably because it's a taboo. I love nudity because it feels free and natural.

What do you hate the most?
Pee dares.

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Cook dinner and drink wine.

What is your greatest strength?
I am highly intelligent.

What is your greatest weakness?
I have very little physical strength.

What is your biggest vice?
I can be very rude when I don't get my way, and I am working to stop this.

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Speak ten languages.

Which superpower would you most like?
Invisibility - that way I could be naked in public and nobody would know.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Mine. Not proud of it, but mine.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Lack of responsibilities.

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Be a dragon!

Cuddles, or sex?
Sex

Cake, or death?
Death by Chocolate Cake

Winter, or summer?
Summer

City or Country?
City

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Classic

Dark or milk chocolate?
Dark

Dogs or cats?
Cats

Fiction, or non-fiction?
Fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Restaurant

Driving or walking?
Walking

Books, or films?
Books

Bacon, or cheese?
Cheese

Tea or Coffee?
Tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Mouse chunks wouldn't appeal to the human buying the food - flavours are selected for the human, not the cat.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Probably something to do with cost and chemical process.

[yoursonly]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?(Bit more)
*Perfect round shaped boobs
*Hard nipples that you can see through clothes
*Girl/s being bound and helpless
* Lesbian scenes
*Shaven pussies
*Shemales
* Micro-mini skirts
* Push up bras

Five things that turn you off?
*Mens penis
*Ugly faces
*Unshaven pussy
*Other mens cum
*Naked men

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
*(Dont have any real sex toys with me, only toys thats availible is my Mistress'/ best girl-friend)
*Clothepegs
*Rubber bands
*Hair clips
*Binder clamps
*Marbles

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
*Chastity belt
*But plug
*Cock ring
*Cock and Ball ring
*Clover clamps and other
nippleclamps

What is your favorite toy?
*Fleshlight

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
*Looked down a shorter girls
bra
*Looked up a girls skirt while lifting her up

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
*Used Mistress' Clover clamps for 1 hour
*Bound cock with rubber bands untill blue/purple and then masterbated untill cumming (a extreme dare)

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
*Ass licking

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
* 7" buttplug

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
*Normally 2-3 times
*Over weekends: All the time (only edging during the day and then cumming at night)
-With my hands...

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
*The first time I was bound spread eagle on M's bed
*My first 'public' walk: rubber bands around cock, marbles in ass and hair clamps on nipples, walking from public toilets to office toilets (20 min walk)

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
* Being rented out as a slave. Being bound and used by a group of woman and teased over and over. Having to bare through multiple orgasm, being punnished when soft. Having to bring them to orgasm while they sit on my face. Using me as a human toilet(only for pee).

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
* Renting out a female Slave. Fucking her over and over while she's not allowed to orgasm. Bounding her to a sybian for hours. And having her to sign a contract that makes her my slave for a period of time. Im this time putting her in a chastity belt that keeps her on the edge and not allowing her to cum at all. Giving her the biggest orgasm when I finally fuck her.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
*have never tasted my own cum(always chicken out)
*My mistress' pussy juice is so sweet!
* Never tasted pee

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
* 2 days (got a brake from midnight to 3 am)

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
*Dont have any

What do you like about Getdare?
*The stories makes me real horny
*The Truth and Dares!

What do you dislike about getdare?
*Nothing actually

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
*Having my balls bound by rubbber band during class

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
*Having to eat out my M's ass


What two things do you love the most. Why?
*Bondage:Love the feeling of being helpless. Love the feeling of being in charge!
*Erotica: Makes me really horny!

What do you hate the most?
*Pictures

What is your favorite activity to do with friends?
*PC games

What is your greatest strength?
*Sexually: Can edge for hours
*Normal: Can break in any horse

What is your greatest weakness?
*Boobs

What is your biggest vice?
?

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
* Pilot

Which superpower would you most like?
* X-ray Vision
* Controlling anything
* Mind reading+controlling
* Invisibility

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
* Yes and No
*Yes, being helpsless and bound, and being used
*No, Have not yet got "the" slave I'm looking for

What do you miss most about being a kid?
*No stress


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
*Both

Cuddles, or sex?
* Depends on who I'm with

Cake, or death?
*Cake

Winter, or summer?
*Summer

City or Country?
*City: New York
*Country: Hawaii

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
* New and improved

Dark or milk chocolate?
*Milk Chocolate

Dogs or cats?
*Dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
*Both! Depending on mood

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
*Nice restaurant

Driving or walking?
*Driving

Books, or films?
*Films

Bacon, or cheese?
*Cheese

Tea or Coffee?
*Coffee

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* taste bad?... Dont know..

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*To bring out the flavours, because lemon juice helps getting out stains

[spankeegirl]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
- spanking, spanking and more spanking
- school roleplay
- bondage
- wedgies
- red color
- massages
- lemon pie
- candle wax
- sweet smells
- being called (young lady)

Five things that turn you off?
- just sex and go
- too pushy people
- hurting my clit too much
- tickles
- hearing someone (dissapointed)
- lies
- too many edges
- bad words
- humiliation
- stupid

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
- clothpegs
- candles
- spanking implements like
- leather belt, belt, hairbrush, naughty stick, bamboo canes, ruler
-rubber bands

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
- a cute paddle

What is your favorite toy?
- my sweet belt with holes

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
- probably anal insertion in front of a cam when i was younger, wont do it again tho

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
- salt plus ice .... wont do it again

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare?
- taste my pee ... i wont do it again

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you?
- laughs .. a pen.. i dont have much experience

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how?
- depends on the day , i finger myself, or with water

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny?
- no RL experence

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy?
- to be tied in a shibari, not being able to move, while my butt is spanked, until i am on tears, and they still continue

What is your favourite fantasy, if different?
-is the same one

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee?
- cum, and pussy juice... yeahh tastes good... pee NO


What is the longest you have ever been tied up for?
- havent , but want to

Describe the most sexy outfit you own?
- my vamp one

What do you like about Getdare?
- privacy i can have

What do you dislike about getdare?
- pushy people

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing?
- spanking my bare bottom until deep red!!! dont have a favorite yet i love them all


Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
- ice and salt


What two things do you love the most. Why?
- love : because is the meaning of life, the feeling everyone try to reach
- family : they are allways there... and also my friends i consider family

What do you hate the most?
- mean people
- myself from time to time

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
- play volleyball or sing

What is your greatest strength?
- music, no doubts

What is your greatest weakness?
- my low selfsteem

What is your biggest vice?
- go study abroad

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
- ice skating

Which superpower would you most like?
- teleporting

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
- some have, they indeed have

What do you miss most about being a kid?
- miss? .. i will be a kid forever .. hehe


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
- be a dragon would be cool to fly

Cuddles, or sex?
- cuddles

Cake, or death?
cake

Winter, or summer?
winter!!!

City or Country?
country

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
classic

Dark or milk chocolate?
milk chcoolateeee

Dogs or cats?
dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
picnic

Driving or walking?
walking

Books, or films?
films

Bacon, or cheese?
cheese

Tea or Coffee?
tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
laughs!!!!! because they dont like the flavor so much ... but an instict to catch

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- i only drink lemon juice with real lemons... you should get some.. is delciiouuus!!!

[biscuit]

I had to complete this as I am SDKs PM slave so...

Tell me ten things that turn you on? I love it when guys tickle me especially on my tummy because it turns me on so much as it is near my pussy. One of my major turn ons is when a boy grabs me from behind and scares me but in a loving way. Being complimented on my boobs or pussy from guys thats i like and have seen them is a massive turn on because i like to know im appreciated. Guys that are confident in themselves, and also guys with floppy sort of hair if you know what i mean. Being told what to do like a slave is a turn on for me aswell. Spanking if done in the right place and the right power, also nipple clamping i love so much and turns me on big style. Anythings to do with rubbing my clit turns me on.

Five things that turn you off?
I cant explain why because i don't know but 5 things that turn me off are massive tattoos, tons of piercings, guys that are overly confident in themselves and think the world revolves around themselves, needles and blood.
What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!) I only own househeld toys like clothespegs, ice, pens ect

What sex toys do you want to have, but don't? Im not to sure

What is your favorite toy? Ice and clothespins

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done? I have no idea :/

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare? The only really painful thing i do is put ice inside me and down my underwear which kills but feels so good at the same time.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare? Nothing really

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you? I'd have to say a cock

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how? Hmmmm it depends what mood im in tbh. Sometimes it could be for a long time in the evening and sometimes it wont be at all.

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny? Me and this guy both like each other and are really close friends as well so we decided to send naked pictures of ourselves to each other. He said to me what he would really like to do to me and it really turned me on and mad me horny.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy? My most sexual fantasy is to be handcuffed to a bed and blindfolded so i cant see anything. The guy i was on about would have complete control over me and he could do whatever he liked to me for however long he wanted.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different? Same as above

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee? I don't really like the taste of any of these tbh

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for? I have never been tied up before

Describe the most sexy outfit you own? I dont own any

What do you like about Getdare? I love the fact you can do stuff anonomously and talk to many people who share your likes

What do you dislike about getdare? A lot of the threads are kind of the same so does get a bit boring.

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing? I don't really remember any dares that i have done even though i havent done that many.

Which dare did you enjoy doing least? Same as above


What two things do you love the most. Why? Cuddles and music. Yeah i know im such a big softie but I love an evening in with someone special just led in bed watching a movie, I love music because i can always find a song that is matching my mood,

What do you hate the most? When ou arrange to go out with someone and they cancel at the last minute because of some random reason. Really annoys me

what is your favorite activity to do with friends? I love to just go cinema or wander around town and talk basically.

What is your greatest strength? Im mentally strong and can with stand quiet a lot of sexual type pain

What is your greatest weakness? I have zero motivation to get out of bed most days.


If you could learn to do anything, what would it be? Id love to be able to play the guitar

Which superpower would you most like? Either invisibility or to be able to fly.

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's? Bit of both :P

What do you miss most about being a kid? Not having very much responsibility or having to work.


Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon? Be a dragon beause they can fly

Cuddles, or sex? Cuddles all the time

Cake, or death? Cake

Winter, or summer? Winter

City or Country? City

Classic, or 'new and improved'? hmmmm new and improved

Dark or milk chocolate? Milk chocolate

Dogs or cats? Dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction? Fiction mainly but i like some non fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant? Picnic

Driving or walking? Driving

Books, or films? Books

Bacon, or cheese? Cheese wrapped in bacon? haha i love them both so much.

Tea or Coffee? None

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Not sure but their should be

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Because people thought they would do things backwards?

[pet monkey]

Tell me ten things that turn you on?
Having my neck or ears chewed on
Being given rules
Playing with my nipples
Light to moderate pain (increasing as I get turned on more)
Sexy stories
Intelligent people
Multi-colored hair/tattoos
Spanking
Handcuffs
The sound of a female orgasm! (Seriously, THE. BEST. PART. OF. SEX!)

Five things that turn you off?
Rude people
Anal
Blood
Beastiality
Scat

What sex toys do you own? (household objects used for personal 'pleasure' such as clothespegs, candles, phallic vegetables etc do count!)
Clothespins
Cuffs (Hand, Leg and Thumb)
Fleshlight Vibro
O-Ring Gag


What sex toys do you want to have, but don't?
Chastity Device

What is your favorite toy?
Toss up between the Fleshlight and the cuffs

What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
My 4 hr naked drive

What is the most painful thing you have done for sexual pleasure/a dare?
put icy hot on my penis and balls and nipples and tied my hands above my head, so I had to untie my hands before I could clean up or anything. Once the icy hot started kicking in I was dancing a LOT trying to get free.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done for sexual purposes/a dare? Drinking pee

What is the biggest thing you have ever had inside you? My ex once put one of her dildos in my butt. Wasn't very big.

How many times do you masturbate in a day, and how? Well, if you're counting edging, like 7 times a day now

What real life encounter has had you most turned on and horny? I'm talking to an awesome person now and she has been giving me tasks/rules leading up to us playing more exclusively once her time frees up.

What is your most perverted/twisted sexual fantasy? Can't really think of anything that I would qualify as perverted or twisted.

What is your favourite fantasy, if different? Being tied down and completely at the mercy of a woman who wants nothing more than to tease the hell out of me.

Do you like the taste of cum? What about your pussy juice? Pee? Cum: NO, Pussy Juice: Yes, please Pee: No thank you.

What is the longest you have ever been tied up for? Once I was tied up overnight

Describe the most sexy outfit you own? Don't really own anything I'd say was 'sexy'

What do you like about Getdare? I like reading a lot of the stories and dares

What do you dislike about getdare? It seems like there are a lot of people that just aren't real

What is the dare you most enjoyed doing? Don't think I've really done enough yet to say

Which dare did you enjoy doing least?
See answer above

What two things do you love the most. Why?
Giving control to someone else
Making people happy

What do you hate the most?
Failing

what is your favorite activity to do with friends?
Video games mostly

What is your greatest strength?
Thinking my way around problems, creating solutions

What is your greatest weakness?
I'm a big introvert

What is your biggest vice?
Not sure

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Learn a new language

Which superpower would you most like?
Teleportation

Have your dreams come true, or make someone else's?
Make someone else's

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Wait... you mean I'm not a kid anymore? Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't real either.. you are so going on the naughty list!

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon?
Have a pet dragon

Cuddles, or sex?
Cuddles

Cake, or death?
Uh.. is there really an option there.. I'll take the cake please

Winter, or summer?
Winter

City or Country?
City

Classic, or 'new and improved'?
Classic

Dark or milk chocolate?
Milk

Dogs or cats?
Dogs

Fiction, or non-fiction?
Both

Picnic, or nice restaurant?
Picnic

Driving or walking?
Drive

Books, or films?
Books

Bacon, or cheese?
Bacon

Tea or Coffee?
Tea

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because no one lets the cats make the decisions, and probably for good reason, could you imagine? "Bring me the red dot now!"

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Because of the lemon lobbyists... duh!

[Jessieboo]

I'm going to be lame and just answer the third part xD

Be a dragon, or have a pet dragon? Have a pet dragon so I can ride on it and make it eat all the badies i don't like.

Cuddles, or sex? Cuddles. :3

Cake, or death? Cake!! yummy yum yums

Winter, or summer? Winter = more cuddles by a nice warm fire.

City or Country? Country, It's more quiet and peaceful.

Classic, or 'new and improved'? Depends I guess...

Dark or milk chocolate? Milk and white chocolate!

Dogs or cats? Both are fun and adorable!

Fiction, or non-fiction? Fiction

Picnic, or nice restaurant? Nice fancy dancy restaurant

Driving or walking? Walking

Books, or films? Films

Bacon, or cheese? BACONstrips&BACONstrips&BACONstrips&BACONstrips!:P

Tea or Coffee? Tea tastes waaay better.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Because all the mice are being used in lab experiments oooor maybe kitties don't like the taste of mice they just like to hunt them and feel like they've conquered something.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Some people are stupid and marketing.... idk