Why dairy alternatives are bad

Gothswitch · 09-08-2023, 12:01 PM

This is pretty much a vegetarian house. Not really for any ethical reasons, it just has gone that way.

Chillies are vegetables, of course, and can be used for all manner of entertaining purposes. However, if you misjudge the strength of a chilli while carrying out a forfeit, soya milk is not the answer, I'm afraid.

In the absence of good 'ol dairy, careful passers-by may have seen me plunging my fiery cock into a tub of double cream over the kitchen sink, while wailing gently to myself, and glugging from a can of Stella i suddenly needed to imbibe.

Not recommended, friends!

Azyliux · 10-14-2023, 06:27 PM

I know I am late to respond here, but thank you for a good laugh.

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09-08-2023, 12:01 PM	#1
Gothswitch Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: UK Posts: 130 Blog Entries: 2	Why dairy alternatives are bad This is pretty much a vegetarian house. Not really for any ethical reasons, it just has gone that way. Chillies are vegetables, of course, and can be used for all manner of entertaining purposes. However, if you misjudge the strength of a chilli while carrying out a forfeit, soya milk is not the answer, I'm afraid. In the absence of good 'ol dairy, careful passers-by may have seen me plunging my fiery cock into a tub of double cream over the kitchen sink, while wailing gently to myself, and glugging from a can of Stella i suddenly needed to imbibe. Not recommended, friends! __________________ Gothswitch (Male/Straight) Likes: bets/forfeits, games, forced nudity, CBT, nipple torture, spanking, clothes pins, zippers Punishments: nettles, icy-hot, cum-eating, semi-public, hidden public, hot wax Limits: anal, scat/piss, face, video, social suicide, >1 hour, CD, denial, edging, lines, corner time, bodywriting Dare List (Ladies Only Please!) Full Kinklist

10-14-2023, 06:27 PM	#2
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