02-23-2019, 02:24 AM | #1 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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You know you're well hung if ....
Finish the sentence in a funny way
You know you're well hung if .... First example: ... if you can make a giraffe gag!
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02-23-2019, 02:43 AM | #2 |
getDare Sweetheart
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...Shopping bags are the preferential sized birth control method at your disposal.
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02-23-2019, 04:09 AM | #3 |
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...horses say that particularly large specimens are hung like you!
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02-23-2019, 04:11 AM | #4 |
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... even during sex your relation is classified as LAT
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02-23-2019, 04:12 AM | #5 |
getDare Sweetheart
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Your gal/boy can give you a blow job at the same time you're fucking them. (think about it).
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02-23-2019, 11:02 PM | #6 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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... your glans and balls only know each other from pictures on the internet.
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02-24-2019, 08:11 PM | #7 |
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...you can get the job done without having to be fully hard.
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~Let's chat. Just you and me.~ Here's a little thing about me if you wanted to know: 9/26/19 == Results from bdsmtest.org == 99% Degrader 99% Master/Mistress 98% Dominant 97% Brat tamer 96% Owner 96% Daddy/Mommy 83% Primal (Hunter) 75% Sadist 69% Rigger 60% Exhibitionist 59% Switch 58% Experimentalist 57% Voyeur [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] |
03-18-2019, 10:32 PM | #8 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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.... you can only fuck black holes in space!
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03-19-2019, 09:49 AM | #9 |
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When you send a dick you have to do it in panoramic
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30/Male/Dom I'll sub from time to time for fun and try new things, so let's have fun ! Hard limits : Scat/piss blood public The first one to call me "old" is dead |
03-19-2019, 10:08 AM | #10 |
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Vlad the Impaler took your sex video as inspiration
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03-19-2019, 10:09 AM | #11 |
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03-25-2019, 01:36 PM | #12 |
getDare Sweetheart
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if you give subs black eyes without trying
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hi im lillian, i like lill, or duchess. . I'm 24 yo, gender fluid. send me your dick pics, i cant get enough,im a cock whore. kik: justmethistime12 im 6' 170lbs slim and semi fit likes and limits http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=82917 PM Dares http://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?u=151102 i am a disgusting bitch on the male farm |
03-29-2019, 10:24 AM | #13 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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... the person sucking you is in a different time zone.
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12-25-2019, 10:28 PM | #15 |
A filthy maggot anal whore
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... your fleshlight is manufactured and delivered to you by Boeing
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