KJ's Birthday Thread

[Komodo Jones]

So I’ll be having a birthday later this month and I’ll be turning 32. I have started this thread in hopes that the gd community will help me celebrate, whether that be with fun or me automatically regretting making this thread :P There are quite a few things you can do to help me celebrate so hopefully you’ll find interest in one of the options below. This thread will remain open until 11:59:59 p.m. GMT-5 on September 21st, the 21st being my birthday. Oh if you do choose one of these options please read the last paragraph of this thread for a bonus.

1) This first option by far is the easiest and simplest option but still has an impact. On my birthday, either via pm or on here, wish me a happy birthday. That’s it. Simple, no?

2) Maybe you want to participate a little more but are not really a person to create dares for me to do nor are comfortable creating dares for a guy. My AMA is pretty empty and I’m pretty sure that several of the questions asked to the girls are kind of unisex. I don’t care if the questions are sexual or not but I really enjoy answering truths, so maybe post a couple of questions for me to ask. My AMA can be accessed by clicking here.

3) Maybe you are a creative spirit and you enjoy creating and giving dares. So maybe you would like to tailor-custom a dare for me. If you want to create your own independent dare for me, I’m all for it. Just please send it via pm, if it’s on this thread I won’t do it. I have my reasons. Also please please PLEASE look at my likes/limits and there is a link in my signature. It annoys me to no end when someone wants to give me a dare and then they blatantly disregard my suggestion to check out my limits. Also while I would like it to be confined mostly to my likes (it is a celebration after all), as long as it’s not solely based in my dislikes and certainly not in my limits, I will try to do it and of course write a well-detailed report. This option can be chosen every other two days.

4) OK wishing me a happy birthday is too simple and you don’t have an inquisitive mind, and your creativity is a bit lacking but you still want to help me celebrate by giving me something to do. This last option is for you and is probably the most complex to explain. Below is a list of quasi PM dares. Each one will be linked to some bad pun or esoteric reference (because I like to be different) and each one corresponds to a specific task. However, these are not limited just to PM’s and can actually be posted on this thread and it is encouraged to be posted on this thread and I will say why later. Everybody can pick one of the options below and post on this thread every day until the thread closes. You do not have to pick the same option everyday. Anybody who is on my friends list, or a moderator though, at the time of me posting this thread, can pick two options per day, and yes you may choose the same option twice. But these are only once per day, once you posted, you have to wait until the next day to post. Here are the options for PM dares that you can pick:

BAD KJ-puts me in corner time for no longer than 10 minutes, you can decide my attire, thoughts, where in my apartment etc.

TIME TO WRITE-hand write a line of your choice no more than 200 times. Once again you can decide my attire, writing utensil, print or cursive. Will show photo proof.

SUIT UP!-has me naked except for a pair of glasses for x or x2 consecutive hours.

UNDER WHERE?-you get to control my underwear (outside of work) for x days or a week

PORN TO BE WILD-I will either watch x scenes of a porn video without touching or edge a certain amount of times, no more than 5. If you are interested in my library and want to choose a specific video let me know.

TEMPORARY TATOO-I will write a phrase or x phrases on my body, in locations of your choosing that won’t be visible at work. May show photo proof.

RULE OF DUMB-You may construct a rule for me that I must follow for x weeks or a month. I am at liberty to reject any rule I do not feel safe with or would impede my life in a drastic way etc.

FUNISHED-You tell me where to spank myself to a maximum of 100 times. No more than 32 spanks on my balls. Once again feel free to choose attire, implement, force (although force will be at my discretion if you choose to punish my balls). Moderators and friends may choose this option twice and the maximum of 100 is per request not cumulative.

WASTE NOT-Even though this is one of my dislikes I’ll put it in anyway, I will swallow my whole load whenever I orgasm, for one week. I must orgasm at least once.

AUTHOR! AUTHOR!-I will write a blog entry of a topic of your choosing, I will however, not write my 100th blog entry on this, because I want to do something special for it but I’m not sure what yet.


Bonus for posting on this thread: For those of you who know me it should be no surprise that I enjoy being spanked and one tradition that several people celebrate is birthday spankings and I will give everyone an opportunity to give me some. On your initial post, you are allowed to give me 32 spankings. You can choose my attire, what implement I’ll use, what location of my body you want the spanks to be, and the force of the spank. Once again if spanks are directed to my balls they will be at my discretion. But this is only on your initial post…per week. On every Monday the thread will reset and your initial post that week will allow you to give me another 32 spankings if you wish. Also if you do not give details I will just take the 32 as I see fit.