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I have an exam on 'Othello' tomorrow. So instead of revision, I decided to condense it. Here's the result...
Iago: ur wife cheated Des: lol wut? Othello: brb Des: gtfo me!11!!1 Iago: jk dude So I thought it'd be fun to do this with other famous texts. Anyone game? ![]() |
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The Harry Potter Series:
Hagrid: Ur a wizard H8rry! Dumbledore: Welcum 2 HgWrts Ron: Ur famous cos ur p8rnts r xd, I'm gngr n p%r, l8s b frnds Hermione: I'm da smrt 1, n its oBvius all da wy thru I'm gunna snog Rn nr da end, l8s b frnds Malfoy: I'm a splt c*nt, deth 2 muggls Voldemort: I'm a bigR c*nt, deth 2 muggls, I xd ur prnts, u cnt xd me (splr) cos I hav hrcrxs All: wtf J.K Rowling: Lk @ my £££, beta + sum mre bks!!, blh blh, Sn8k, Trywzrd wateva m8ningls yrs n yrs mre £££ Sirius: H8rry, I'm ur gdf8thr Voldemort: I'm aliv, lmao Sirius: O fck, I'm xd Dumbledore: O fck, I'm xd 2 Voldemort: I rulez Harry: All ur hcrxs r belong 2 us Voldemort: WTF, Ok, ur xd All: U c*nt Harry: I'm aliv, ha ha All: wtf? Voldemort: Ur xd agen Harry:Np, Ur xd All: Yay J.K. Rowling: £££
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Hamlet
Claudius: lololol im kng Hamlet: WTF y me no king?!? Ghost of King Hamlet: I GOT PIZZIND IN TEH EAR BY MEH BRO!!1! Hamlet: OMGWTFBBQ?!? Imma kill teh nub! BRB! *1 year later* Hamlet: I KILLED TEH NUB!!1! *Dies* Horatio: WTF?! Y U TAK SO LUNG?!? EVRYBDY iZ DED!!1! Fortinbras: lulz, imma be kng of Dnmrk nao!!1! =3
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Just like to say I love this thread.
Also: Twilight. Bella lives in forks. Bella falls in love with a sparkly vampire Vampire Leaves, Bella cheats on him with werewolf man. Vampire comes back, Bella Marries. Werewold man ANGRY. Bella haz sex with vampire, has vampire baby and becomes vampire. WEREWOLF MAN VERY ANGRY. Bella has speshul powerz which stop her baby from getting eaten by the nasty mean other vampires. Big vampire fight averted because of Bella's powerz. Happily ever after.
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Lord of the Rings trilogy:
"This ring is evil it must be destoyed by dropping it into the fires of Mordoor." 3 films of walking then the ring is dropped into the fires and destroyed. edit: Oh yer, link to hundred of these http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ Last edited by slave1987; 06-19-2011 at 12:42 PM. |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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Titanic
Captain: 'This ship can't sink!' *ship sinks* the end. |
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"This ship can't sink!" *ship sinks* "I won't let go!" *lets go"
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Lord of the flies! William Golding.
Basically taken from the book a minute site but I had to read this book in year 10 so figured it would be cool to post it in vengeance for how many times we had to work out the significance of a bonfire. (Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. (They make a bonfire. It goes out.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. (They make a bonfire. It goes out.) Ralph: We need a bonfire. Jack: Forget the bonfire. Let's kill each other. Other Boys: Yeah! Killing is Good Navy person who arrives: That was very naughty!
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