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Stix · 01-08-2011, 03:21 AM

[10:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d?

Aivey · 01-08-2011, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stix

[10:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d?

I think adding the rest would make more sense xD

[2011-01-08 18:19:38] Leopard: I'm not horny
[2011-01-08 18:19:52] NikotheGreek: i am leopard
[2011-01-08 18:20:01] Leopard: I feel like one of those stupid emo people who just want to lash out at everyone and everything to make myself feel better
[2011-01-08 18:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d?

Stix · 01-08-2011, 03:25 AM

I dunno...I thought it was pretty funny on it's own :P

DancingBear · 01-09-2011, 08:45 PM

[10:42:54 PM] Leopard: Nothing like hitting a cunt with a bit of dead cow

Stix · 01-11-2011, 01:31 PM

[20:30:26] BettyBoop: A genre of music you have to be on drugs to enjoy
[20:30:29] Stix: naahah
[20:30:36] Stix: i listen to it like 24/7 XD
[20:30:47] BettyBoop: I rest my case.

honeyness · 01-11-2011, 05:14 PM

[00:11:31] Stix: yes...i have a small vagina

sweetsong · 01-11-2011, 08:24 PM

I did not edit this... at all. (:

[07:09:46 PM] Stix: i have a penis...it's really small

Leopard · 01-12-2011, 12:06 AM

[18:00:10] Leopard: I'll distract you from the wind
[18:00:35] Leopard: By telling you about how the wind carries furmonsters as tiny spores that sink into your holes
[18:00:47] Leopard: and grow inside becoming a part of you and eating your insides nibble by nibble..
[18:01:09] SlutPuppy: stop
[18:01:10] SlutPuppy: please
[18:01:14] SlutPuppy: i wont be able to sleep
[18:01:24] SlutPuppy: lets all spam the page,
[18:01:28] SlutPuppy: so i cant read what leo said
[18:01:44] Leopard: then when they get a little bigger they start to moan just like the wind inside you....
[18:01:56] Leopard: and every time you play they wake up, feeding on passions
[18:02:00] LilAngel: I DIDNT WEE WEE LAST NIGHT COS YOU SAID THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET.
[18:02:04] Leopard: so you must never masturbate when it's windy. Ever.
[18:02:04] SlutPuppy: STOPIT
[18:02:07] SlutPuppy: ASSHOLE
[18:02:36] deschut: ‹@Leopard› So... if people moan, it's not actually them, but the furmonsters inside? o.O
[18:03:05] SlutPuppy: now i might never masturbate
[18:03:07] SlutPuppy: Or fuck
[18:03:09] SlutPuppy: THanks Leo
[18:03:12] Leopard: @des that's right! so if you're moaning when you're playing, girls... there are creatures growing inside you

Stix · 01-12-2011, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetsong

I did not edit this... at all. (:

[07:09:46 PM] Stix: i have a penis...it's really small

It's out of context!!!

Leopard · 01-13-2011, 07:02 AM

[00:30:01] softeyes: 'kay, I need to find a recipe for something to eat tonight..
[00:31:21] Leopard: somehow... i read that as i need to find a recipe to cook the cat tonight
[00:35:01] willsmall: Cat's are quite tender. Saute them with a few shallots and some red wine. Yum!
[00:35:27] willsmall: I typed that as "Bats" initially.
[00:35:39] willsmall: They're harder to catch.
[00:35:48] willsmall: But more gamey.
[00:37:53] RedaDare: bat curry - sort of fruity

sweetsong · 01-14-2011, 09:27 PM

[08:58:19 PM] sweetsong: That makes you not a mistress
[08:58:29 PM] Stix: shush you
[08:58:33 PM] Stix: i'm a mistress!

Leopard · 01-15-2011, 02:08 PM

[08:05:50] BettyBoop: There's no point me having a car, I can't drive. It just sits there staring at me. argh.
[08:06:42] muffinfairy: ‹@BettyBoop› it's hard to organise a day for everyone to stay inside so you can go out to practise
[08:06:56] BettyBoop: At least I kill in a nice car

Leopard · 01-15-2011, 08:52 PM

[14:50:04] Leopard: population of only 63?
[14:50:11] SlutPuppy: yup
[14:50:14] Leopard: wtf kind of city is that
[14:50:37] SlutPuppy: A small one
[14:50:47] sweetsong: We have cities like that in the US
[14:50:49] Leopard: thats like not even one skyscraper
[14:50:54] Sharp Nacelle: or one bad at counting
[14:51:07] Leopard: ahaha that sounds more american
[14:51:09] sweetsong: They probably have a church, post office, and restaurant ;P
[14:51:41] Sharp Nacelle: if it's american, it'll be a church, a firing range and another competing church

SlutPuppy · 01-15-2011, 08:56 PM

[19:55:01] Leopard: if that were australia, a flood or crocodile or both would eat it
[19:55:13] Leopard: we may not sell big buttplugs, but we kick ass in other manly ways

Leopard · 01-16-2011, 01:51 AM

[19:47:52] SlutPuppy: leo's room is like my vagina - undiscovered and small
[19:47:53] SlutPuppy: LOLOL
[19:47:57] SlutPuppy: I DONT KNOW WHY
[19:48:01] SlutPuppy: I SAID THAT, BUT FUCK. LOL

01-11-2011, 05:14 PM	#36
honeyness getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: UK Posts: 377	[00:11:31] Stix: yes...i have a small vagina __________________ 19/Female/UK I will not cam/dare/sub/dom you so don't ask! But if you want a friendly chat or help on anything at all then drop me a PM s/M advice Threads of note Ask me Anything Honey is naturally occuring like other awesome shit like Tornados and Girls with spongy hymens

01-11-2011, 08:24 PM	#37
sweetsong getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ♥ In your dreams ♥ Posts: 1,733 Blog Entries: 98	I did not edit this... at all. (: [07:09:46 PM] Stix: i have a penis...it's really small __________________ . siggy made by stellz [03:54:06 PM] jamness: ‹@G.J.› She... kisses and stuff... shes weird. [03:54:39 PM] G.J.: ‹@jamness› That seems like normal Sweets to me XD

01-14-2011, 09:27 PM	#41
sweetsong getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: ♥ In your dreams ♥ Posts: 1,733 Blog Entries: 98	[08:58:19 PM] sweetsong: That makes you not a mistress [08:58:29 PM] Stix: shush you [08:58:33 PM] Stix: i'm a mistress! __________________ . siggy made by stellz [03:54:06 PM] jamness: ‹@G.J.› She... kisses and stuff... shes weird. [03:54:39 PM] G.J.: ‹@jamness› That seems like normal Sweets to me XD

01-15-2011, 08:56 PM	#44
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[19:55:01] Leopard: if that were australia, a flood or crocodile or both would eat it [19:55:13] Leopard: we may not sell big buttplugs, but we kick ass in other manly ways __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

01-08-2011, 03:21 AM	#31
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	[10:20:07] NikotheGreek: ‹@Leopard› wanna play t or d?

01-08-2011, 03:25 AM	#33
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	I dunno...I thought it was pretty funny on it's own :P

01-09-2011, 08:45 PM	#34
DancingBear Sister Sparrow Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 749 Blog Entries: 2	[10:42:54 PM] Leopard: Nothing like hitting a cunt with a bit of dead cow

01-11-2011, 01:31 PM	#35
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	[20:30:26] BettyBoop: A genre of music you have to be on drugs to enjoy [20:30:29] Stix: naahah [20:30:36] Stix: i listen to it like 24/7 XD [20:30:47] BettyBoop: I rest my case.

01-12-2011, 12:06 AM	#38
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[18:00:10] Leopard: I'll distract you from the wind [18:00:35] Leopard: By telling you about how the wind carries furmonsters as tiny spores that sink into your holes [18:00:47] Leopard: and grow inside becoming a part of you and eating your insides nibble by nibble.. [18:01:09] SlutPuppy: stop [18:01:10] SlutPuppy: please [18:01:14] SlutPuppy: i wont be able to sleep [18:01:24] SlutPuppy: lets all spam the page, [18:01:28] SlutPuppy: so i cant read what leo said [18:01:44] Leopard: then when they get a little bigger they start to moan just like the wind inside you.... [18:01:56] Leopard: and every time you play they wake up, feeding on passions [18:02:00] LilAngel: I DIDNT WEE WEE LAST NIGHT COS YOU SAID THERE WAS A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET. [18:02:04] Leopard: so you must never masturbate when it's windy. Ever. [18:02:04] SlutPuppy: STOPIT [18:02:07] SlutPuppy: ASSHOLE [18:02:36] deschut: ‹@Leopard› So... if people moan, it's not actually them, but the furmonsters inside? o.O [18:03:05] SlutPuppy: now i might never masturbate [18:03:07] SlutPuppy: Or fuck [18:03:09] SlutPuppy: THanks Leo [18:03:12] Leopard: @des that's right! so if you're moaning when you're playing, girls... there are creatures growing inside you

01-13-2011, 07:02 AM	#40
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[00:30:01] softeyes: 'kay, I need to find a recipe for something to eat tonight.. [00:31:21] Leopard: somehow... i read that as i need to find a recipe to cook the cat tonight [00:35:01] willsmall: Cat's are quite tender. Saute them with a few shallots and some red wine. Yum! [00:35:27] willsmall: I typed that as "Bats" initially. [00:35:39] willsmall: They're harder to catch. [00:35:48] willsmall: But more gamey. [00:37:53] RedaDare: bat curry - sort of fruity

01-15-2011, 02:08 PM	#42
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[08:05:50] BettyBoop: There's no point me having a car, I can't drive. It just sits there staring at me. argh. [08:06:42] muffinfairy: ‹@BettyBoop› it's hard to organise a day for everyone to stay inside so you can go out to practise [08:06:56] BettyBoop: At least I kill in a nice car

01-15-2011, 08:52 PM	#43
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[14:50:04] Leopard: population of only 63? [14:50:11] SlutPuppy: yup [14:50:14] Leopard: wtf kind of city is that [14:50:37] SlutPuppy: A small one [14:50:47] sweetsong: We have cities like that in the US [14:50:49] Leopard: thats like not even one skyscraper [14:50:54] Sharp Nacelle: or one bad at counting [14:51:07] Leopard: ahaha that sounds more american [14:51:09] sweetsong: They probably have a church, post office, and restaurant ;P [14:51:41] Sharp Nacelle: if it's american, it'll be a church, a firing range and another competing church

01-16-2011, 01:51 AM	#45
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[19:47:52] SlutPuppy: leo's room is like my vagina - undiscovered and small [19:47:53] SlutPuppy: LOLOL [19:47:57] SlutPuppy: I DONT KNOW WHY [19:48:01] SlutPuppy: I SAID THAT, BUT FUCK. LOL