Random Question of Randominity

[BrokenWings]

Just a few questions about nothing in particular.

1. Someone is trying to mug you as you walk through an outdoor market. Beside you is a crate with every vegetable imaginable. What vegetable do you use to defend yourself with?

2. So, somehow you gained the ability to survive on any planet in the solar system, and also travel to any of them in a blink. However, you can only visit one before your ability is taken away. What planet do you visit?

3. You are given $10,000, the only rule when it was given to you was you had to spend it all in one day. How do you spend the money?

4. Dogs, Cats or Slow Lorises? If you did not know, this is a Slow Loris.

5. Your house is burning down (don't worry, you have really awesome insurance) and everything inside it is about to be burnt to a crisp. You only have time to run in and get one thing, aside from all living things in your house because they already escaped, what do you come out with?

6. If your favorite colour was a number, how would it taste?

7. All electronics have gone offline, and all the people who know how to fix them are being asses. During this time you still want to have conversations over long distances, What is your new means of communication?

8. If your walls could see and then also talk, setting aside the creepiness of that, what would they say about you?

9. A new disease has surfaced, and the only cure is to get a tattoo that takes up at least 1/3 of your face, what tattoo do you get?

10. Congratulations! You have just been bitten by a radioactive nematode and have gained the power to jump in and out of any work of fiction, be it books, movies, games or whatever. For some reason radiation, with it's ability to think and all shafted you and made it so you could only be the main villain/antagonist in the story. What work of fiction would you stay in the most?