01-07-2018, 06:09 PM | #166 |
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I mean, it helps that I've heard and used these a couple dozen times each when I was growing up, but I must confess the joy was not in being right all the time (if anything it's exhausting) but in seeing the fun quips enclosed in the spoilers... Bravo!
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01-13-2018, 10:09 AM | #167 |
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A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: “I can’t go on. I have nothing to live for.” Then there was the sound of a gunshot.
Is it a suicide or murder?
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01-14-2018, 05:43 AM | #168 |
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Murder, or the police would have to push the rewind rather than the play button to hear the gunshot
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01-18-2018, 06:19 AM | #169 |
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Correct. Hmmm... aren't you too young to know that? I thought cassette players went extinct long before you were born.
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01-18-2018, 06:28 AM | #170 |
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Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men had to swim to the shore. And yet when they reached the shore they realized that not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
Hint: no the boat was not on Saturn's moon Titan, where the lakes are made of liquid methane.
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01-18-2018, 06:42 AM | #171 |
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All four men were married ?!
and Lol my parents had tons of cassettes. But I thought of it cause I've seen such in numerous movies
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01-21-2018, 10:19 AM | #172 |
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Correct!
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
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01-23-2018, 03:43 AM | #173 |
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A six+ inches long bubble gum?
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01-23-2018, 11:16 PM | #174 |
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Vibrating bubble gum... hmm, gotta patent that.
The answer, of course, is a toothbrush. But I like how you think
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01-28-2018, 05:46 AM | #175 |
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A body is lying outside a 10 story building, with a suicide note lying nearby. The police captain asks a detective to determine which floor the man jumped from. The detective climbs up to the 10th floor, goes up to the window facing the side the body is lying, opens it and tosses a coin. He then goes down to each floor and repeats the process.
After finishing all floors he goes up to the captain and informs him that it was a murder. How did he deduce that?
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01-28-2018, 05:50 AM | #176 |
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When he tossed the coin, he thought: "if heads I say murder, if tails I say suicide". And got heads.
Where windows closed in all floors?
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01-28-2018, 06:02 AM | #177 |
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Well, he did open them...
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02-03-2018, 09:46 AM | #178 |
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So, because the windows were all closed the man couldn't have been alone when he went out the window. This means that he was pushed out and therefore murdered.
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02-18-2018, 10:30 PM | #179 |
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Correct.
Here is one where you will probably do some complex mathematics. For those using imperial measures - it's time you switched to metric. Hint: take the profession in to account before you start on your calculations. Heinz is a butcher and owns a butcher shop in Hamburg. Heinz is a smoker, is 182 cm tall, weighs 72kg, and wears EU size 42 shoes. Ulrich, his son, works as his assistant at the shop. Ulrich is a non-smoker, is 2 cm taller than his father, and has a body surface area of 2.1 m2 and wears EU size 44 shoes. What does Ulrich weigh?
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02-18-2018, 11:29 PM | #180 |
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Doesn't he weigh meat?
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