KJ's Birthday Thread 2018

[Komodo Jones]

So I did a birthday thread last year and it got a lot more response and traffic than I thought it would so once again to celebrate I will be starting a very similar thread to last year with a few changes. Some things didn’t really click well but I think this will make things a little more enjoyable for me and for the people who know how to torture me, you know who you are. As last time, there are a few things you can do to help me celebrate my birthday. This thread will remain active until 11:59:59 P.M. (GMT-5) on September 21st which is my birthday, and for those of you wondering I will be turning 33 this year. Kind of outside the main demographic of getdare but eh I don’t care. Also if you choose to do one or more of these options please read the last paragraph of this thread for something that I did last year as well and another rule I’ve added but anyway here are the ways you can help me celebrate my birthday.

1) The first option by far is the easiest and simplest option but still has an impact. On my birthday, either via pm or on here, wish me a happy birthday. That’s it. Simple, no?

2) If you want to do more than say happy birthday and for some reason giving dares to a guy seems unnerving, even though honestly, a lot of the dares given can be unisex if people tried, I really enjoy answering truths and well I do have an AMA thread. Granted it probably needs dusted and revitalized, but I guarantee it’s still in operation. So maybe post a few questions there, sexual or non-sexual I don’t really care. I enjoy answering truths that’s all there is to it. My AMA thread can be accessed by clicking here.


3) I did get a few people who utilized this option last year and it gives you people who have a more creative spirit the ability to run free. If you want to be really creative and give me a custom-made dare from your own mind, I’m all for it. I only ask for two things, one you send this dare via pm. If you post it on this thread, I won’t do it plain and simple. And please please PLEASE read over my likes and limits before constructing a dare. It annoys me to no end where someone actually shows enough interest to give me a dare and then blatantly disregards it and makes a dare that’s outside my limits. I would like you to kind of keep the dare themes in the loves and likes category (it is a celebration after all), but as long as it isn’t all in my dislikes I may consider doing it and if I do, I will write a detailed report about it. Oh also if you’re really prolific, you can only give a dare of this type every three days. So if you give me one on Monday you have to wait until Thursday to give me another.

4) Now this is my favorite option honestly, and is the course that most people used last year. For those returning, some of these will sound familiar, but I have tweaked it a little bit and taken away and added some new categories. Listed below are 10 quasi pm dares each listed by some bad pun or esoteric reference because I’m different and each thing in caps corresponds to a certain task. These are not limited to just sending via pm though, they can be posted on this thread, and are actually encouraged to be posted on this thread and I’ll explain why below. Everybody may choose one of the options below and post on my thread once per day, until the post closes after my birthday. You also don’t have to choose the same option every day. For those of you who are on my friend list at the time of my posting this and moderators/getDare staff can post two of these dares on my thread every day, and yes you may choose the same option twice. But once again these are only once per day, so once you post you have to wait until the next day to post again. But anyway here are the ten selections and the tasks they relate to.


TIME TO WRITE-hand write a line of your choice no more than 200 times. You can decide my attire for this, writing utensil, print or cursive etc. And I will do my best to show photo proof in this category.

SUIT UP!-keep me naked for x or x2 consecutive hours, or if you have another idea feel free to be more creative in the dice rolls. However keep in mind, most days the longest I can stay naked is about 18 consecutive hours. The full 24 is a very rare opportunity and not really doable. To put it in perspective the last time I managed a full 24 hours was February of last year.

UNDER WHERE?-You get to control my underwear (outside of work, sleep is negotiable) for x consecutive days or a week. Also this option CAN NOT be picked more than twice in the same week.

PORN TO BE WILD-I will either watch x scenes of porn without touching or edge a certain amount of times no more than 5 while watching porn. Because I may need the ability to edge, I will not watch porn that’s in a category that I don’t like…but I’m pretty flexible. You can choose the category for me to watch or I have a semi-big library of DVD’s if you’d like me to go to old school. My attire will most likely be completely naked, unless you say otherwise.

TEMPORARY TATTOO-I will write a phrase or x/2 phrases of your choice on my body, in locations of your choosing, that won’t be visible at work. I MAY show photo proof of this.

RULE OF DUMB-You may construct a rule for me that I must follow for x weeks, a month, or until my birthday. I am at liberty to reject any rule that I feel is not safe or would impede or effect my life in too much of a drastic way

FUNISHED-You tell me where to spank myself for a maximum of 100 times. Following the trend of last year, if you choose to spank my balls no more than 33 times. Feel free to choose attire, position, spanking implement, force etc., (although I will decide the force if you decide to spank my balls). Also for those of you are able to choose two options a day, you may choose this option twice and the maximum of 100 is per request, it is not cumulative.

AUTHOR! AUTHOR!-I will write a blog entry on a topic of you choosing. However, I will not write it for my 100th blog post, because I want to do something special for that although I’m not sure what yet.

PUZZLING-I will take a picture of your choosing and I will make a picture puzzle of it. Some limitations, I will not include my face in any picture vanilla or not even if I trust you. Also granted on who asks for it depends on how difficult the puzzle will be, or if it’s specified. Also keep the pictures grounded in reality and within my limits. If you wish to have a link to the puzzle let me know, and I will send it to you via pm.

A REAL GAME-I will allow you to assign a task(s), rules etc. pertaining to a video game I am playing at the time. I would like these to be sexual in nature and I know that it will take a lot of discussion before something is established, which is fine as I’ve gone through long discussions like this before.

Two more things and then I’m done. First off I will not be doing repetition of any bolded tasks or tasks that were done last year. For example, if someone assigns a rule to seductively lick every piece of food before I eat it, I won’t do it as I did it last year and I’m a bit embarrassed to admit that I actually enjoyed that. But I’m also establishing this so that I don’t have to write a blatant lie for someone 160 times again and this person knows who she is. I also won’t allow people to piggyback on rules or give me the same task day after day. It just allows more variety and helps me enjoy this more. If you want to see what I had to do last year so that you can avoid specific tasks, you can click here to view my list.

Also like last year I will be celebrating the tradition of birthday spanks. I will be turning 33 this year, so with every initial post of a week, starting on Monday you are allowed to give me 33 spanks with any implement, body part, force, etc. that you want. Once again my discretion will be used if you decide to spank my balls. If you do not include instructions for this on your first initial post, I will just decide for myself said spankings. This option is available even if you don’t choose any of the four options above.

And that’s it I hope I explained everything well enough and if you have any questions or don’t understand something please let me know and I’ll try to explain. Thanks in advance for anyone who chooses to participate.

[Glam&Gore]

This means your little princess can post on it??? 😋 hehehe I will choose PUZZLING any new pic Daddy thinks I’d like. Also since I know you love spankings I’ll give you 33.