Masterwants ridiculously untrue AMA

Masterwants · 05-27-2017, 11:33 PM

Feel free to ask me questions, I guarantee to answer them all untruthfully and in the most ridiculous fashion I can think of

Do your best people...

sexualfeelings · 05-27-2017, 11:57 PM

How large is your nose?

Sain · 05-28-2017, 12:30 AM

Why are you doing this AMA?
What's your favorite movie?
Do you approve of Theresa May's job performance?

sir sam · 05-28-2017, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Masterwants

Feel free to ask me questions, I guarantee to answer them all untruthfully and in the most ridiculous fashion I can think of

Do your best people...

Wow!
I like how ridiculous this is!

I will ask some questions to show my appreciation:
- what is your job? At which company?
- where exactly do you live?
- why are strawberries blue?

kurious kat · 05-28-2017, 06:13 AM

It's an animal invasion of this AMA!

Your person is now your pet! Do you hope this means they've become a petgirl/petboy (naked wearing a tail-plug, collar and leash, and ready to eat from a bowl) or a furry (complete with roguish smile and top-quality fursuit)? Which animal do you want them to become, and why?
Do you prefer dogs, or cats?
You're going on an outing to the zoo today. Where will you spend the most time during your visit?
In a fight, what non-domesticated animal would you subdue most easily? Which would you definitely lose the fight to?

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sexualfeelings

How large is your nose?

As huge as an elephant's, the elephant man has nothing on me

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sain

Why are you doing this AMA?
What's your favorite movie?
Do you approve of Theresa May's job performance?

My master made me....

Hard to choose which Fast and Furious movie, they are all culturally beautiful and full of hidden meaning.

Only because Nigel Farage seems to be taking a sabbatical and Jeremy Corbyn appears to be high on crack..

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir sam

Wow!
I like how ridiculous this is!

I will ask some questions to show my appreciation:
- what is your job? At which company?
- where exactly do you live?
- why are strawberries blue?

I am Ronald Mcdonald, employed by Burger King to mentally torture small children throughout the world

In a land, far, far, away.....

Because they used all the red food colouring on Blueberries, silly

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kurious kat

It's an animal invasion of this AMA!

Your person is now your pet! Do you hope this means they've become a petgirl/petboy (naked wearing a tail-plug, collar and leash, and ready to eat from a bowl) or a furry (complete with roguish smile and top-quality fursuit)? Which animal do you want them to become, and why?
Do you prefer dogs, or cats?
You're going on an outing to the zoo today. Where will you spend the most time during your visit?
In a fight, what non-domesticated animal would you subdue most easily? Which would you definitely lose the fight to?

Petgirl's can share my Pet dog's bowl I guess. Definitely a cat, my local Chinese takeaway does wonderful, magical things and makes them so tasty. Who wouldn't like to eat some pussy?

Cats, who doesn't want to take a shit in someone elses garden?

In the car, I'm allergic to Gorillas

A Tiger, my hypnotism skills are second to none. A Moth, always losing my clothes to their little hole biting ways...

hornyyoungslut · 05-28-2017, 04:50 PM

If you could be any bird in the world, what bird would you be?
Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
Do you pick your nose? Do you eat it? When was the last time you did either?

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by hornyyoungslut

If you could be any bird in the world, what bird would you be?
Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
Do you pick your nose? Do you eat it? When was the last time you did either?

Big Bird from Sesame Street, yellow, large, too lazy to fly

Fish fingers all the way, with black pepper n vinegar, who cares where they are?

I've often picked my nose, i always pick it for smelling, my eyes are rubbish at that, as are my ears. I've never eaten my nose, self cannibalism is so 2016.

Jaro · 05-28-2017, 08:35 PM

What is your opinion on feet?

qmu · 05-28-2017, 08:41 PM

Is global warming true?
What do you look like?
If you had to marry a mermaid, would you prefer the half human part to be the upper body, lower body or something mixed altogether?

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaroface

What is your opinion on feet?

They are much more fun than metres...

Masterwants · 05-28-2017, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by qmu

Is global warming true?
What do you look like?
If you had to marry a mermaid, would you prefer the half human part to be the upper body, lower body or something mixed altogether?

No, i have a globe and it's always at room temperature

Half man, half biscuit

A mix, preferably fish and chips

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