09-13-2010, 08:00 PM | #166 |
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Wish granted, but it changes shape and size to match your penis in its different states of hardness
(just for the hell of it) I wish i had an ohMiBod |
09-14-2010, 04:45 AM | #167 |
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Granted. But it only responds to 'We've Only Just Begun' by the Carpenters.
I wish that a certain work colleague of mine would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
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09-14-2010, 05:21 AM | #168 |
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Granted, your work colleague leaves you alone in the middle of the desert.
I wish I could drive legally at 16.
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09-14-2010, 05:30 AM | #169 |
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Granted, but sadly you turn out to be incompetent.
I wish BettyBoop would update her Hottie of the Week - Girls album.
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09-14-2010, 08:36 AM | #170 |
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Wish granted, but all of the pics are of anime characters.
I wish I had a female slave to keep locked up in a closet.
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09-14-2010, 08:43 AM | #171 |
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Granted, but - oops! - you accidentally killed her.
I wish I had some creme brulee.
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09-14-2010, 09:05 AM | #172 |
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Granted, but that isn't cream...
I wish I was a Youtube Star
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09-14-2010, 10:16 PM | #173 |
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Granted, but all your videos are of you doing increasingly painful stunts.
I wish for nothing.
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09-14-2010, 10:26 PM | #174 |
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Granted, you are now floating in a vast area of nothingness. Nothing but darkness in every direction, nothing to see, nothing to hear, nothing to eat or drink, nothing to breathe.
I wish I could time travel.
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09-14-2010, 11:47 PM | #175 |
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granted but when you are timetraveling to the past you are eaten by a dinosoure
i wish i could spell right
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09-15-2010, 06:38 PM | #176 |
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Granted, every word you write or type always comes out correctly, in fact you do not have the ability to spell anything wrong, however it is all in pig latin.
I wish my farts didn't stink of make noise so I could just let them go any time I wanted.
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09-17-2010, 03:28 PM | #177 |
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Wish granted but your face will tell when you farted by lighting up beet red, and everyone will walk away from you 4 feet every time you light up.
I wish I had a sponge to mop up the can of coke I just dropped on the floor.
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09-17-2010, 07:35 PM | #178 |
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Granted, but it is sponge bob and he is completely soak and dripping seaweed and salt water all over your floor.
I wish I could eat more ice cream without getting fat from it.
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09-18-2010, 09:54 AM | #179 |
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Wish granted but the ice cream is forced into your throat at random intervals from this point foward with no control on quantity, quality OR flavor. Hopefully you don't get Squid! ^_^
I wish I had the ability to jump in and out from any TV show at will without the characters getting mad at my intrusions.
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09-19-2010, 04:21 PM | #180 |
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Granted, but every TV you get near automatically starts playing the Teletubbies on every channel.
I wish I could have an orgasm any time I wanted just by thinking "I want an orgasm now" I could control how long and intense it was too.
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