06-26-2018, 11:42 PM | #991 |
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...tying you to a wall, wearing a ballgag 24/7.
You set yourself up for that response because...
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06-27-2018, 07:49 AM | #992 |
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...you really got under my skin with your ultra-funny sentence ending. I'm still breathing fire.
The difference between online games and the seriousness of life is...
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06-27-2018, 07:55 AM | #993 |
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...the lack of difference between the two. If you're into a game so much, it is life.
If I weren't kinky, I would be spending my time by...
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06-27-2018, 10:17 AM | #994 |
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...knitting pullovers for orphans.
When Einstein hypothesized that nothing can travel faster than light...
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06-27-2018, 10:52 AM | #995 |
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...I was busy floating around in the cosmos.
If smart tvs are smart...
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06-27-2018, 09:54 PM | #996 |
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... they would have taken over the world by now.
The easiest way to boil an egg is...
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06-28-2018, 06:43 AM | #997 |
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...after the egg has been extracted from the chicken.
Some people claim microwaves are...
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06-28-2018, 03:11 PM | #998 |
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…the great terror of the night with their infernal beeping.
The best condiment is...
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06-28-2018, 03:49 PM | #999 |
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...something outside of the human body.
If Staples sells staples...
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06-29-2018, 09:14 AM | #1000 |
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…does Walmart sell walls?
I hate infomercials because...
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06-29-2018, 09:43 PM | #1001 |
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...most are devoid of Phil Swift besides infomercials about Flex Tape.
Hi I'm Phil Swift here with...
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07-04-2018, 10:04 PM | #1002 |
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... a woman that I sawed in half during an SM session gone horribly wrong... but hey, look what I can do with FlexTape(tm).
Call me crazy, but the only...
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07-07-2018, 02:20 AM | #1003 |
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...thing I'm thinking right now is I might use temporarily use that on my mouth and save myself from your hilarity for a while. You're so funny in general
I looked out a window and wished on a star for... |
07-07-2018, 12:04 PM | #1004 |
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...waking up transformed into a seaworthy mermaid, including a colorful tale and fins.
I should probably sleep in the bathtub tonight... Some drunk sailors clame to actually have seen...
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07-07-2018, 01:34 PM | #1005 |
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….the wall at the edge of the Earth guarded by the United Nations
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was.....
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