★ Kill the person above? - Page 3

Eon_Blade · 05-06-2009, 11:14 AM

Just as Anjelen works out that the meaning of life is 42, god kills him for discovering a secret he has kept secret for the whole of time. It involves a seventy-three car pile up, whipped cream, a lot of fire and a couple of pelicans.

@ppl3 · 05-06-2009, 02:37 PM

Eon_Blade = knifed

BettyBoop · 05-06-2009, 02:40 PM

@ppl3, gets killed by a evil deep purple Ninja for his unimaginativeness.

crystal · 05-06-2009, 04:15 PM

Betty gets stabbed to death

Ciandon · 05-06-2009, 06:55 PM

crystal is swallowed into a gaping hole in the earth, sent through a wormhole from the earth's center to an alien planet, and then... um... impaled in the forehead by a pointy alien.

I just typed that out as it came to me...

crystal · 05-06-2009, 09:31 PM

Clandon gets eaten by his avatar

cheesey923 · 05-06-2009, 09:37 PM

crystal falls of a cliff lands on a cactus gets picked up bye a giant pelican who drops you into a whales mouth you then get blown out of the whales blow hole 20000 feet into the sky and get hit by a nuke korea launched at america you are forever remembered as the savior of america for blocking the nuke until 3000 years later where a dog pisses on you grave

crystal · 05-06-2009, 09:40 PM

Cheesy get attacked by 745 Berserkers and gets killed and i dress as one and hide in the middle of them

cheesey923 · 05-06-2009, 09:41 PM

your pants fall down they realize your not a berserker and kill you

crystal · 05-06-2009, 09:44 PM

i tell them i am not their enemy the let me bocome their leader and i order them to kill Cheesy i go invisable and fly into the air while activating a Anti matter genearator which brings Marcus and Dom into this world and every locoust and every COG they work togetheir to win

Anjelen · 05-06-2009, 10:27 PM

BOTH of the above posters get hit by Critical Tomatoes: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504
At relativistic speeds.

Note:Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast.

interesting · 05-07-2009, 05:37 AM

I roll a critical hit on a d20; Anjelen fails the Fortitude save and dies.

Kitten · 05-07-2009, 06:54 AM

Interesting is so caught up in writing awesome stories, he forgets to eat, sleep or drink, and eventually dies of that. German shepherds eat his body afterwards.

overlord · 05-07-2009, 06:58 AM

kitten does after being run over by an abulance

MasterPain · 05-07-2009, 06:41 PM

overlord is overthrown in a massave millitary coup....

he is then beheaded infront of all his ex-followers as an example

05-06-2009, 11:14 AM	#31
Eon_Blade Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Your Mum's house Posts: 231	Just as Anjelen works out that the meaning of life is 42, god kills him for discovering a secret he has kept secret for the whole of time. It involves a seventy-three car pile up, whipped cream, a lot of fire and a couple of pelicans. __________________

05-06-2009, 02:40 PM	#33
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	@ppl3, gets killed by a evil deep purple Ninja for his unimaginativeness. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

05-06-2009, 04:15 PM	#34
crystal Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: you would like to know wouldint you Posts: 223 Blog Entries: 1	Betty gets stabbed to death __________________ my poetry ...I am just a sad soul in the dark world, sorrow and pain - my only companions... ...Dark words, burning tears of my pain, comforting me in my sorrowful journey... ...Only one thing missing, final oblivion, sweet death, in your icy arms I wish to sojourn. likes self bondage public with a big chance of beign cought, and overall beign naked Dislikes body fluids and scat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uB4lT5CblA really sweet song

05-06-2009, 06:55 PM	#35
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	crystal is swallowed into a gaping hole in the earth, sent through a wormhole from the earth's center to an alien planet, and then... um... impaled in the forehead by a pointy alien. I just typed that out as it came to me... __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

05-06-2009, 09:31 PM	#36
crystal Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: you would like to know wouldint you Posts: 223 Blog Entries: 1	Clandon gets eaten by his avatar __________________ my poetry ...I am just a sad soul in the dark world, sorrow and pain - my only companions... ...Dark words, burning tears of my pain, comforting me in my sorrowful journey... ...Only one thing missing, final oblivion, sweet death, in your icy arms I wish to sojourn. likes self bondage public with a big chance of beign cought, and overall beign naked Dislikes body fluids and scat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uB4lT5CblA really sweet song

05-06-2009, 02:37 PM	#32
@ppl3 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: East Midlands Posts: 77	Eon_Blade = knifed

05-06-2009, 09:37 PM	#37
cheesey923 Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 539 Blog Entries: 2	crystal falls of a cliff lands on a cactus gets picked up bye a giant pelican who drops you into a whales mouth you then get blown out of the whales blow hole 20000 feet into the sky and get hit by a nuke korea launched at america you are forever remembered as the savior of america for blocking the nuke until 3000 years later where a dog pisses on you grave __________________ it aint easy being cheesey Revamped with a new outlook on this website! Loves: cross dressing, wedgies, anal, oral, bi, feminization, sissy, cum eating. Likes: anything that's not in my limits. Open to just about anything. Limits. Extreme public(guaranteed caught by people I know) blood, scat. Hoping to stay around for awhile now.

05-06-2009, 09:40 PM	#38
crystal Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: you would like to know wouldint you Posts: 223 Blog Entries: 1	Cheesy get attacked by 745 Berserkers and gets killed and i dress as one and hide in the middle of them __________________ my poetry ...I am just a sad soul in the dark world, sorrow and pain - my only companions... ...Dark words, burning tears of my pain, comforting me in my sorrowful journey... ...Only one thing missing, final oblivion, sweet death, in your icy arms I wish to sojourn. likes self bondage public with a big chance of beign cought, and overall beign naked Dislikes body fluids and scat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uB4lT5CblA really sweet song

05-06-2009, 09:41 PM	#39
cheesey923 Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 539 Blog Entries: 2	your pants fall down they realize your not a berserker and kill you __________________ it aint easy being cheesey Revamped with a new outlook on this website! Loves: cross dressing, wedgies, anal, oral, bi, feminization, sissy, cum eating. Likes: anything that's not in my limits. Open to just about anything. Limits. Extreme public(guaranteed caught by people I know) blood, scat. Hoping to stay around for awhile now.

05-06-2009, 09:44 PM	#40
crystal Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: you would like to know wouldint you Posts: 223 Blog Entries: 1	i tell them i am not their enemy the let me bocome their leader and i order them to kill Cheesy i go invisable and fly into the air while activating a Anti matter genearator which brings Marcus and Dom into this world and every locoust and every COG they work togetheir to win __________________ my poetry ...I am just a sad soul in the dark world, sorrow and pain - my only companions... ...Dark words, burning tears of my pain, comforting me in my sorrowful journey... ...Only one thing missing, final oblivion, sweet death, in your icy arms I wish to sojourn. likes self bondage public with a big chance of beign cought, and overall beign naked Dislikes body fluids and scat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uB4lT5CblA really sweet song Last edited by crystal; 05-06-2009 at 09:54 PM.

05-06-2009, 10:27 PM	#41
Anjelen Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 1,286 Blog Entries: 1	BOTH of the above posters get hit by Critical Tomatoes: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504 At relativistic speeds. Note:Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast. __________________ Music by me: 'Suspense'(Reason v4.0) 'Keep your head up v0.1' (Fasttracker v2.09) * How to not be a Dumbinant * * Here's your chance to ask me anything! * "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -- Nunc Intellego --

05-07-2009, 05:37 AM	#42
interesting getDare Succubus Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Somewhere between here and there, in Quebec, Canada... Posts: 1,662 Blog Entries: 27	I roll a critical hit on a d20; Anjelen fails the Fortitude save and dies. __________________ You can visit my erotic stories website at: interestinglifestories.weebly.com This link can get you to all of my stories on this site as well: *Blog for my GD stories*

05-07-2009, 06:54 AM	#43
Kitten The One & Only Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Gehenna Posts: 1,215 Blog Entries: 2	Interesting is so caught up in writing awesome stories, he forgets to eat, sleep or drink, and eventually dies of that. German shepherds eat his body afterwards.

05-07-2009, 06:58 AM	#44
overlord Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 233	kitten does after being run over by an abulance

05-07-2009, 06:41 PM	#45
MasterPain Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 817 Blog Entries: 10	overlord is overthrown in a massave millitary coup.... he is then beheaded infront of all his ex-followers as an example __________________ MasterPain 36/m/canada, hetro I am a dominant straight male and will not change my preferences