The corrupted wish game.

[Runesmith]

Granted, but as that would violate deterministic causality, which is the fabric of the known universe, the wish only takes place in an isolated bubble universe with only you in it, while the copy of you in this universe still experiences the same fate. You slowly come to the realization that it is better to come to terms and let the heartbreak heal than try to wish away your fate.

I wish Microsoft would keep the Windows 10 Mobile platform alive, instead of killing the best damned mobile OS ever created.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but as this happens in our age you'd just be a fossil cause you'd have lived 20000 years ago in a cave

I wish I could get lucky with my fate

[Runesmith]

Granted. That time when you had dinner with him at the small Chinese restaurant, your fortune cookie reads, "luck is something we make ourselves." Yep, it's a note from the genie.

I wish I could control armed drones with just my thoughts.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you'd be so high and dizzy that you'd be bombarding yourself with them

I wish I could stop laughing with smart post above about my previous wish

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are suddenly afflicted with a permanent explosive diarrhoea. Now you dare not laugh.

I wish I could speak French.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you are a 50 year old $5 french hooker

I wish I was as pretty as the double rainbow I saw a while ago

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now you are as pretty as the double rainbow. However, this is a downgrade, because you were much prettier than the double rainbow.

I wish I remembered to thaw the Spanish mackerel steak I was planning to cook tonight.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you'd forget you were cooking because you'd be posting here and a fire would spread to your kitchen, your house, your head and half Germany

I wish I had a maid to iron all my clothes

[Runesmith]

Granted. The maid is a 2 meter tall, 200kg lesbian who gets so turned on by touching your clothes that she rapes you, and you smother under the weight of her sweaty fat folds.

I wish the storm would clear up, and let me take a walk outside.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but as you cross the road staring at the rainbow, a bus hits you and leaves you paralyzed in a gay hospital

I wish I had more eggs to make my omelette

[Hammarling]

You can have unlimited eggs! But you have to lay them yourself...

I wish i pass my job interview this week

[Runesmith]

Granted. You pass the job interview, but so do 200 others, who score much higher than you.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you'd be living in a deaf's eskimo's igloo near north pole 364 days a year

I wish my house could clean itself and me living in it

[Runesmith]

Granted. All day and all night your vacuum cleaner runs through the house, while the dusters raise up clouds of dust from wherever they lie. The toilet flushes continuously, while the bed throws you out in order to straighten the sheets and plump the pillows. And since you wished to be in your house during all this, you are unable to leave the house.

I wish I was not too lazy to start writing the Shanghai Girl story again.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you would be too lazy to clean your house or even yourself. By the time the story was finished you'd stink so much that they could smell you to Sanghai

I wish Sanghai Girl is completed quick