The corrupted wish game. - Page 12

Digiyaoi · 09-13-2010, 08:00 PM

Wish granted, but it changes shape and size to match your penis in its different states of hardness

(just for the hell of it)

I wish i had an ohMiBod

Sharp Nacelle · 09-14-2010, 04:45 AM

Granted. But it only responds to 'We've Only Just Begun' by the Carpenters.

I wish that a certain work colleague of mine would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

BettyBoop · 09-14-2010, 05:21 AM

Granted, your work colleague leaves you alone in the middle of the desert.

I wish I could drive legally at 16.

Sharp Nacelle · 09-14-2010, 05:30 AM

Granted, but sadly you turn out to be incompetent.

I wish BettyBoop would update her Hottie of the Week - Girls album.

sockless74 · 09-14-2010, 08:36 AM

Wish granted, but all of the pics are of anime characters.

I wish I had a female slave to keep locked up in a closet.

Sharp Nacelle · 09-14-2010, 08:43 AM

Granted, but - oops! - you accidentally killed her.

I wish I had some creme brulee.

sockless74 · 09-14-2010, 09:05 AM

Granted, but that isn't cream...

I wish I was a Youtube Star

Demon Thief · 09-14-2010, 10:16 PM

Granted, but all your videos are of you doing increasingly painful stunts.

I wish for nothing.

sockless74 · 09-14-2010, 10:26 PM

Granted, you are now floating in a vast area of nothingness. Nothing but darkness in every direction, nothing to see, nothing to hear, nothing to eat or drink, nothing to breathe.

I wish I could time travel.

MasterPain · 09-14-2010, 11:47 PM

granted but when you are timetraveling to the past you are eaten by a dinosoure

i wish i could spell right

sockless74 · 09-15-2010, 06:38 PM

Granted, every word you write or type always comes out correctly, in fact you do not have the ability to spell anything wrong, however it is all in pig latin.

I wish my farts didn't stink of make noise so I could just let them go any time I wanted.

Noxcreatura · 09-17-2010, 03:28 PM

Wish granted but your face will tell when you farted by lighting up beet red, and everyone will walk away from you 4 feet every time you light up.

I wish I had a sponge to mop up the can of coke I just dropped on the floor.

sockless74 · 09-17-2010, 07:35 PM

Granted, but it is sponge bob and he is completely soak and dripping seaweed and salt water all over your floor.

I wish I could eat more ice cream without getting fat from it.

AlmightyElemental · 09-18-2010, 09:54 AM

Wish granted but the ice cream is forced into your throat at random intervals from this point foward with no control on quantity, quality OR flavor. Hopefully you don't get Squid! ^_^

I wish I had the ability to jump in and out from any TV show at will without the characters getting mad at my intrusions.

sockless74 · 09-19-2010, 04:21 PM

Granted, but every TV you get near automatically starts playing the Teletubbies on every channel.

I wish I could have an orgasm any time I wanted just by thinking "I want an orgasm now" I could control how long and intense it was too.

09-14-2010, 04:45 AM	#167
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	Granted. But it only responds to 'We've Only Just Begun' by the Carpenters. I wish that a certain work colleague of mine would LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

09-14-2010, 05:21 AM	#168
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	Granted, your work colleague leaves you alone in the middle of the desert. I wish I could drive legally at 16. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

09-14-2010, 05:30 AM	#169
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	Granted, but sadly you turn out to be incompetent. I wish BettyBoop would update her Hottie of the Week - Girls album. __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

09-14-2010, 08:36 AM	#170
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Wish granted, but all of the pics are of anime characters. I wish I had a female slave to keep locked up in a closet. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

09-14-2010, 08:43 AM	#171
Sharp Nacelle Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: UK Posts: 742	Granted, but - oops! - you accidentally killed her. I wish I had some creme brulee. __________________ 46/m/uk Don't take me too seriously Ask me anything... get an evasive answer Anonymous secrets My advert

09-13-2010, 08:00 PM	#166
Digiyaoi Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 14	Wish granted, but it changes shape and size to match your penis in its different states of hardness (just for the hell of it) I wish i had an ohMiBod

09-14-2010, 09:05 AM	#172
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but that isn't cream... I wish I was a Youtube Star __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

09-14-2010, 10:16 PM	#173
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,011	Granted, but all your videos are of you doing increasingly painful stunts. I wish for nothing. __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

09-14-2010, 10:26 PM	#174
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, you are now floating in a vast area of nothingness. Nothing but darkness in every direction, nothing to see, nothing to hear, nothing to eat or drink, nothing to breathe. I wish I could time travel. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

09-14-2010, 11:47 PM	#175
MasterPain Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 817 Blog Entries: 10	granted but when you are timetraveling to the past you are eaten by a dinosoure i wish i could spell right __________________ MasterPain 36/m/canada, hetro I am a dominant straight male and will not change my preferences

09-15-2010, 06:38 PM	#176
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, every word you write or type always comes out correctly, in fact you do not have the ability to spell anything wrong, however it is all in pig latin. I wish my farts didn't stink of make noise so I could just let them go any time I wanted. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

09-17-2010, 07:35 PM	#178
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but it is sponge bob and he is completely soak and dripping seaweed and salt water all over your floor. I wish I could eat more ice cream without getting fat from it. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys

09-18-2010, 09:54 AM	#179
AlmightyElemental Distinguished Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 746 Blog Entries: 11	Wish granted but the ice cream is forced into your throat at random intervals from this point foward with no control on quantity, quality OR flavor. Hopefully you don't get Squid! ^_^ I wish I had the ability to jump in and out from any TV show at will without the characters getting mad at my intrusions. __________________ Home is where the heart is so your real home's in your chest.

09-19-2010, 04:21 PM	#180
sockless74 Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Easton, PA Posts: 955 Blog Entries: 4	Granted, but every TV you get near automatically starts playing the Teletubbies on every channel. I wish I could have an orgasm any time I wanted just by thinking "I want an orgasm now" I could control how long and intense it was too. __________________ 🌟🌟 43 / M / Straight / Switch 🌟🌟 Fetlife: Sockless74 18+ only!! Email: [email protected] kik: sockless74 Seeking a female sub/slave: 43/M/Master seeks 25-45/female/slave or sub in Lehigh Valley area, PA Try my dare! TIME to go commando! My Likes, Dislikes and Limits My Toys