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SlutPuppy · 07-25-2013, 11:41 PM

Philosophical: Plutty Plutty pudding and pie. Licked the boys and made them cry. *this is my entire contribution to GD for the next 6 months*

J.M.N · 03-17-2014, 04:32 PM

[23:30:08] redhead18: ‹@1Pupil› ‹@frosty› I thought you were a lesbian couple until last week

J.M.N · 03-19-2014, 03:11 PM

[22:10:35] redhead18: ‹@redhead18› like to take it up the bum

J.M.N · 04-01-2014, 02:22 PM

[22:19:35] 1Pupil: oh, redhead is back!
[22:19:52] 1Pupil: the moderator most known for her typical chat sentence
[22:19:58] 1Pupil: "Please move to the lounge"

TheDon · 04-03-2014, 01:10 PM

[16:03:56] OneMoreTime: you basically jerk off a goat

J.M.N · 04-15-2014, 01:22 PM

[21:18:33] Bsmith1: Any submissive females if so message me.
[21:18:48] TrisPrior: ‹@Bsmith1› i am
[21:19:51] Mr-Lover-Lover: wow....that really worked

spacegal24 · 04-16-2014, 06:54 PM

[19:41:24] redhead18: I laugh at farts....

SaraMueller · 04-28-2014, 11:31 AM

[19:54:17] onetwothree: anyone wanna give me some small penis humiliation?
[20:07:31] SaraMueller: Your penis is unethical

SlutPuppy · 04-29-2014, 04:40 AM

SlutPuppy: ‹@blackmore› I seriously just read your name as "blackelmore" like a take on macklemore...

SweetTeen · 04-30-2014, 04:11 PM

[01:08:20] Tibbar2: ‹@redhead18› Red!!! How's life?
[01:09:08] redhead18: life is long and sleepy and has a full bladder but is too lazy to move.

SweetTeen · 05-17-2014, 06:03 AM

[15:00:09] maxS: ‹@J.M.N› its best to be maxS, the maximumS
[15:00:39] J.M.N: The maximum slut

Master. · 05-19-2014, 02:08 PM

[21:59:45] SweetTeen: ‹@lilone› my mother almost caught me well doing stuff
[21:59:56] lilone: ‹@SweetTeen› haha

Tutut
[22:00:28] OneMoreTime: parents catching = no good
[22:00:42] Dark_Controller: stuff?
[22:03:23] SweetTeen: ‹@Dark_Controller› Yes stuff
Some time later...
[22:04:50] SweetTeen: ‹@OneMoreTime› I was brushing my 2 foot long double dildo with my teeth while i fapped in the shower

J.M.N · 05-25-2014, 09:59 AM

[17:58:18] owneed: I have a fetish for hairy men

SaraMueller · 06-28-2014, 09:57 PM

[2014-06-29 02:08:15] SaraMueller: I have an attention span of a sparrow. I might need a master to actually force me to stay here for more than 5 minutes.

[2014-06-29 02:08:30] SaraMueller: Add me guys I'm very obedient.

[2014-06-29 02:08:42] SaraMueller: Nah byee <3

[2014-06-29 02:08:52] MasterDux.: ‹@SaraMueller› :lol:

[2014-06-29 02:09:13] Master.: ‹@SaraMueller› No limits?

:laughing:

[2014-06-29 02:09:17] MissKitty: ‹@SaraMueller› lol

SaraMueller · 07-01-2014, 04:19 AM

[21:13:53] SaraMueller: Sorry, I don't accept Private chat requests from strangers.

[21:14:27] SaraMueller: On the second thought if you want to be my slave press Ctrl+Shift+W.

[21:15:20] Dark_Controller: Ha ha ha

[21:15:35] ConnorBulmer1: lol

[21:15:38] SaraMueller: o.O

[21:15:40] SaraMueller: ....Seems like it worked.

07-25-2013, 11:41 PM	#286
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	Philosophical: Plutty Plutty pudding and pie. Licked the boys and made them cry. this is my entire contribution to GD for the next 6 months __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

03-17-2014, 04:32 PM	#287
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[23:30:08] redhead18: ‹@1Pupil› ‹@frosty› I thought you were a lesbian couple until last week __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

03-19-2014, 03:11 PM	#288
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[22:10:35] redhead18: ‹@redhead18› like to take it up the bum __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

04-01-2014, 02:22 PM	#289
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[22:19:35] 1Pupil: oh, redhead is back! [22:19:52] 1Pupil: the moderator most known for her typical chat sentence [22:19:58] 1Pupil: "Please move to the lounge" __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

04-15-2014, 01:22 PM	#291
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[21:18:33] Bsmith1: Any submissive females if so message me. [21:18:48] TrisPrior: ‹@Bsmith1› i am [21:19:51] Mr-Lover-Lover: wow....that really worked __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

04-03-2014, 01:10 PM	#290
TheDon Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 109	[16:03:56] OneMoreTime: you basically jerk off a goat

04-16-2014, 06:54 PM	#292
spacegal24 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 429	[19:41:24] redhead18: I laugh at farts....

04-28-2014, 11:31 AM	#293
SaraMueller Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: On top of a bundle of my own desires. Posts: 52 Blog Entries: 2	[19:54:17] onetwothree: anyone wanna give me some small penis humiliation? [20:07:31] SaraMueller: Your penis is unethical __________________ "Serenity and Scope." One day when you open your mail, You shall find a shiny collar made of leather. At that day you will know, That you are truly mine And no one else's. -Sara

04-29-2014, 04:40 AM	#294
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	SlutPuppy: ‹@blackmore› I seriously just read your name as "blackelmore" like a take on macklemore... __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

04-30-2014, 04:11 PM	#295
SweetTeen getDare Addict Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 2,045 Blog Entries: 31	[01:08:20] Tibbar2: ‹@redhead18› Red!!! How's life? [01:09:08] redhead18: life is long and sleepy and has a full bladder but is too lazy to move. __________________ Likes Ask me anything !

05-17-2014, 06:03 AM	#296
SweetTeen getDare Addict Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Germany Posts: 2,045 Blog Entries: 31	[15:00:09] maxS: ‹@J.M.N› its best to be maxS, the maximumS [15:00:39] J.M.N: The maximum slut __________________ Likes Ask me anything !

05-19-2014, 02:08 PM	#297
Master. Distinguished Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 893 Blog Entries: 1	[21:59:45] SweetTeen: ‹@lilone› my mother almost caught me well doing stuff [21:59:56] lilone: ‹@SweetTeen› haha Tutut [22:00:28] OneMoreTime: parents catching = no good [22:00:42] Dark_Controller: stuff? [22:03:23] SweetTeen: ‹@Dark_Controller› Yes stuff Some time later... [22:04:50] SweetTeen: ‹@OneMoreTime› I was brushing my 2 foot long double dildo with my teeth while i fapped in the shower __________________ ~Always open to chat via PM Links: My Profile Click here for my current interests! Have an exhibitionist streak? Click here! PM me DARE and a topic and I will give you a dare consisting of that topic (Girls Only Please) Last edited by Master.; 05-19-2014 at 02:11 PM.

05-25-2014, 09:59 AM	#298
J.M.N Getdare's Head Whore Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,401 Blog Entries: 14	[17:58:18] owneed: I have a fetish for hairy men __________________ [20:16:43] Jameser: ‹@J.M.N› don't worry you're definitely one of the lads here [22:05:21] 1Pupil: Best moderator of getDare to me One day when the light is glowing I’ll be in my castle golden But until the gates are open I just wanna feel this moment "Bdsm. That's were u get spanked!" I love weiners and nuts. "JMN is the one that most the tweenagers want to see in a kilt"

06-28-2014, 09:57 PM	#299
SaraMueller Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: On top of a bundle of my own desires. Posts: 52 Blog Entries: 2	[2014-06-29 02:08:15] SaraMueller: I have an attention span of a sparrow. I might need a master to actually force me to stay here for more than 5 minutes. [2014-06-29 02:08:30] SaraMueller: Add me guys I'm very obedient. [2014-06-29 02:08:42] SaraMueller: Nah byee <3 [2014-06-29 02:08:52] MasterDux.: ‹@SaraMueller› :lol: [2014-06-29 02:09:13] Master.: ‹@SaraMueller› No limits? :laughing: [2014-06-29 02:09:17] MissKitty: ‹@SaraMueller› lol __________________ "Serenity and Scope." One day when you open your mail, You shall find a shiny collar made of leather. At that day you will know, That you are truly mine And no one else's. -Sara Last edited by SaraMueller; 07-01-2014 at 04:19 AM.

07-01-2014, 04:19 AM	#300
SaraMueller Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: On top of a bundle of my own desires. Posts: 52 Blog Entries: 2	[21:13:53] SaraMueller: Sorry, I don't accept Private chat requests from strangers. [21:14:27] SaraMueller: On the second thought if you want to be my slave press Ctrl+Shift+W. [21:15:20] Dark_Controller: Ha ha ha [21:15:35] ConnorBulmer1: lol [21:15:38] SaraMueller: o.O [21:15:40] SaraMueller: ....Seems like it worked. __________________ "Serenity and Scope." One day when you open your mail, You shall find a shiny collar made of leather. At that day you will know, That you are truly mine And no one else's. -Sara