The Rhyming Couplet Game - Page 6

Runesmith · 01-04-2017, 09:47 AM

With all these treats making the rounds
Your waistline has been piling on pounds

Masterwants · 01-05-2017, 05:04 AM

A few weeks of hitting the gym
Will make me svelte and slim

cooperjess · 01-05-2017, 07:33 AM

If only I had such conviction
to beat my hopeless cake addiction!

Masterwants · 01-05-2017, 09:14 AM

Never fear, we can make you thin
By wiring your jaw and your chin

Wolf007 · 01-05-2017, 09:18 AM

No, no, then you'd still be able to drink milkshakes trough a straw.
Besides it would be immoral and against the law.

Runesmith · 01-09-2017, 10:34 PM

Since when did you care about morality
In a thread so seeped in depravity?

Masterwants · 01-10-2017, 01:45 AM

It's not that this thread is depraved
But it could be better behaved

Runesmith · 01-10-2017, 11:22 PM

Was it depraved when we rhymed about cunts
And other nice assets of your maiden aunts?

Masterwants · 01-11-2017, 01:22 AM

It's a shame that sometimes the truth
To others can be rather uncouth

Runesmith · 01-11-2017, 10:26 PM

For truth these days, the Trump goes to Putin
KGB said, for blackmail they have nuthin'

Masterwants · 01-12-2017, 01:38 AM

They think Putin may be in bed with said Trump
Do you think that they really do hump?

Wolf007 · 01-12-2017, 04:19 AM

It's pretty obvious those two had a lay...
I was convinced when I saw Putin wearing a dead-squirrel toupee.

Masterwants · 01-12-2017, 07:30 AM

Will they threesome with Theresa May?
Or are they exclusively gay?

cooperjess · 01-12-2017, 07:34 AM

That's truly a triple-entente for the ages;
Too bad the lube money's coming straight from my wages.

Runesmith · 01-12-2017, 11:48 AM

I'd like a tryst with Theresa May
Despite her age, she seems a good lay

01-04-2017, 09:47 AM	#76
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	With all these treats making the rounds Your waistline has been piling on pounds __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-05-2017, 07:33 AM	#78
cooperjess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: UK Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 2	If only I had such conviction to beat my hopeless cake addiction! __________________ Jess \| 22 \| Bi AMAB. back after a long hiatus, active occasionally(?) - msg me, if you like

01-05-2017, 09:18 AM	#80
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	No, no, then you'd still be able to drink milkshakes trough a straw. Besides it would be immoral and against the law. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

01-09-2017, 10:34 PM	#81
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Since when did you care about morality In a thread so seeped in depravity? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-10-2017, 11:22 PM	#83
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Was it depraved when we rhymed about cunts And other nice assets of your maiden aunts? __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-05-2017, 05:04 AM	#77
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	A few weeks of hitting the gym Will make me svelte and slim

01-05-2017, 09:14 AM	#79
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	Never fear, we can make you thin By wiring your jaw and your chin

01-10-2017, 01:45 AM	#82
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	It's not that this thread is depraved But it could be better behaved

01-11-2017, 01:22 AM	#84
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	It's a shame that sometimes the truth To others can be rather uncouth

01-11-2017, 10:26 PM	#85
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	For truth these days, the Trump goes to Putin KGB said, for blackmail they have nuthin' __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-12-2017, 01:38 AM	#86
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	They think Putin may be in bed with said Trump Do you think that they really do hump?

01-12-2017, 04:19 AM	#87
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	It's pretty obvious those two had a lay... I was convinced when I saw Putin wearing a dead-squirrel toupee. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

01-12-2017, 07:30 AM	#88
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 627 Blog Entries: 11	Will they threesome with Theresa May? Or are they exclusively gay?

01-12-2017, 07:34 AM	#89
cooperjess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: UK Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 2	That's truly a triple-entente for the ages; Too bad the lube money's coming straight from my wages. __________________ Jess \| 22 \| Bi AMAB. back after a long hiatus, active occasionally(?) - msg me, if you like

01-12-2017, 11:48 AM	#90
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	I'd like a tryst with Theresa May Despite her age, she seems a good lay __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter