03-29-2009, 08:37 PM | #1 |
getDare Sweetheart
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Male DICE TRUTH
Okay, since I have never seen anything like this, I'll lay out some guidelines. Don't break them please!
1~Roll one six-sided die. The number you get is how many different questions you must answer from each of the seven levels. 2~On each level, roll the number of times you were told to in step one (ex: if you rolled a three in step one, you would roll three times in level one, two, three, etc) (There is no repeating questions. If you roll a ive twice, you don't answer question five twice. You reroll until you get a new question! Lvl1: What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? What's your favorite band? Who's your favorite actor/actress? What's your favorite movie? Lvl2: What kind of underwear are you wearing? What color of underwear are you wearing? Wat's your sexuality? Do you have an erection right now? What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)? Are you a virgin? Lvl3: How often do you masturbate? How long is your *erect* penis? How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Dildo or vibrator? Chains or leather? What is your most odd fetish? Lvl4: What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Sub or dom? What kinds of sex toys do you own? If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed: Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? Lubed or dry? Anal or oral (giving)? Anal or oral (receiving)? Naked or underwear? Condom or bare? Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis: Toothpaste or blood? Hot sauce or orange juice? Peanut butter or caramel? Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Glue or duct tape? Rubbing alcohol or red ants? Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal: Ice or enema? Walnut or pecan? Penis or dildo? Violet wand or unlubed fist? 2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets? Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? Here's mine! I rolled a two! Lvl1: 5, 6 Who's your favorite actor/actress? Milla Jovovich What's your favorite movie? Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Lvl2: 1, 5 What kind of underwear are you wearing? Boxer-briefs What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)? Moses Lake Lvl3: 6, 4 Dildo or vibrator? Dildo What is your most odd fetish? I have an armpit fetish. Lvl4: 5, 4 What kinds of sex toys do you own? Sadly, none... If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? I would take Mr. Zac Efron and strip him naked. I'd put one of those dog silencer collars around his dick and his nuts, just in case. The I'd anal sex him up! After that, I chain us together in 69 and make him wriggle out all by himself. Then I'd move the collar to his thigh and make him fuck me up the ass! Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed: 6, 3 Anal or oral (giving)? Oral Condom or bare? Condom Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis: 1, 3 Toothpaste or blood? Toothpaste Peanut butter or caramel? Caramel Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal: 4, 6 Violet wand or unlubed fist? Violet wand Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? Urine Lvl1: What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? What's your favorite band? Who's your favorite actor/actress? What's your favorite movie? Lvl2: What kind of underwear are you wearing? What color of underwear are you wearing? Wat's your sexuality? Do you have an erection right now? What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)? Are you a virgin? Lvl3: How often do you masturbate? How long is your *erect* penis? How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Dildo or vibrator? Chains or leather? What is your most odd fetish? Lvl4: What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Sub or dom? What kinds of sex toys do you own? If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed: Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? Lubed or dry? Anal or oral (giving)? Anal or oral (receiving)? Naked or underwear? Condom or bare? Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis: Toothpaste or blood? Hot sauce or orange juice? Peanut butter or caramel? Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Glue or duct tape? Rubbing alcohol or red ants? Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal: Ice or enema? Walnut or pecan? Penis or dildo? Violet wand or unlubed fist? 2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets? Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen?
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