The corrupted wish game.

[sklavensaulu]

wish grandet but you are never again able to be in the same room as a candle

i wish i can swap my body into a real female one

[Runesmith]

Granted. You just swapped bodies with a paralyzed, bed-ridden, 96 year old female. But hey, she's a real female.

I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsey.

[SpoiledBratTeen]

Granted but you can only cuss at people which secretly are spells to make the food taste awful, even if it was cooked well.

I wish I had an IRL Dom

[Runesmith]

Granted. With a flash of light and a puff of smoke the Irish Red Leprechaun appears in front of you. You are now bound to the IRL by an unbreakable bond of slavery, and your one and only task is to guard a certain pot of gold. Next time you should probably wish for a kinkier Dom.

I wish I could stop and start time for everyone else except me, with a command.

[japgirl]

Granted...you can stop and start time for everyone else except yourself, with a command, but each time you use your power you lose a year’s worth of memories.

[japgirl]

I wish he’ll ask me to be his and make us official.

[Shock]

Originally Posted by japgirl

I wish he’ll ask me to be his and make us official.

He does, but on a condition that you legally sign off any and all rights and freedoms to him, effectively becoming his property.

I wish GetDare had more women than men.

[Runesmith]

Granted. The female to male ratio magically becomes 22000:1. You inbox is suddenly flooded with messages, every little thing you post gets you hundreds of PMs with very creative messages, like "hmu", "u like sex?", "u sub?", "P4P?" and "Dear Sir, My name is Crown Prince Okombo of Nigeria and I am writing to you about a business proposition because I think you are very trustworthy as you use a pseudonym on a truth or dare site..." Now you know what women on getDare used to experience before your wish.

I wish it wouldn't snow this year where I live.

[Alexk]

Granted it snows and everybody enjoys it except you because any snow you touch instantly melts


I wish I could find a hot guy to date who was into bondage

[Runesmith]

Granted. He was in to bondage, but now he has gone full blown vanilla, while training to become a buddhist monk.

I wish any snow that falls on my sidewalk would instantly melt so that I won't have to shovel that crap.

[japgirl]

Granted. The snow instantly melts, but there was so much that it caused water damage to your home.

I wish for some assurance that his feelings were real.

[Runesmith]

Granted. The genie gives you assurances that his feelings were real, but you still don't know what his real feelings were. That's not something that a genie can tell you - only time can tell... and only if you take the chance.

I wish people would stop emailing me once they get my out of office message saying I am on vacation.

[japgirl]

Granted. They won’t email you after getting your out of the office message, but your email server is broken so they never actually get your message.

I wish I could actually get a decent amount of sleep at night.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Of course, you are asking for the wish from a genie. Usually, between the times that someone finds the lamp a few hundred years pass, and that's the kind of slumber a genie defines as "decent." See you in 2253, and watch out for those flying cars!

I wish I could watch how the universe began.

[japgirl]

Granted. Congratulations, you’re now enrolled in a biology class where you get to watch a documentary on the Big Bang theory and evolution.

I wish for a consistent relationship rather than just another hump and dump.