Finish the Person's Above Sentence

[Wolf007]

...it became clear that Aliens from planet Zorg-2 were tampering with earth's time since the extinction of the dinosaurs.



If within the next 10 years time travel would be made possible...

[HypnoGuy20]

...humanity would be stuck in a time loop because the inventors figured out how to fuck time travel up already.


I realized I was driving on the wrong side of the road when...

[Runesmith]

... I realized I was in the UK, where it's ok (and even encouraged) to drive on the wrong side of the road.

Not that I am complaining, but it just occurred to me that...

[Wolf007]

...the earth's global warming causes colder-than-average temperatures in our parts of the world. Scientists explain this phenomenon by using the reverse phycology procedure, widely known and practiced on Guinea pigs and Chimpanzees. But, as said before, not that I'm complaining.



Sometimes, i have this weird dream about...

[Runesmith]

...making a movie, where people can enter other people's dreams and implant a dream within that dream, enter that dream and implant another, and so on, but I just can't come up with a catchy name to pitch it to Hollywood producers.

Sometimes, we just have to accept that...

[Wolf007]

...we won't be accepted in any way. Not even by the most accepting people in the world, that even accepted the earth being flat and sitting on giant pillars. Not even by the birds in the sky or the animals that walk the earth who don't have any clue about the concept of acceptation other than their instincts provide.


Now that the pandemic is slowly coming to an end, I'm planning to...

[Runesmith]

... get off my arse and start working on creating the next pandemic, because I have realized that, as a deeply anti-social person, the social isolation is just what the doctor ordered, as far as I am concerned.

I don't care what anyone thinks,...

[Wolf007]

... I'm going to carry out my lifelong dream of becoming the first real unicorn anyway! The overall plan is to use a rhinoceros horn (which I've acquired at the local black market) and attach it with this fancy sparkling glue i bought on a premium Chinese webshop that can deliver all you wish for. The glue should be shipped within the next 3 to 6 years. Exiting times....



Every time when i need to get up early...

[Runesmith]

... I set all 17 of my alarm clocks to random times throughout the night, put the extended version of Sandra's "Midnight Man" at full volume on loop, gulp down 7 Red Bull Yellow cans, set the thermostat to 45 degrees, and prepare a gallon of coffee - which is a technique I learned from my grandmother, whose motto was, "you don't need to wake up if you never go to sleep," which was affirmed after the dear woman died a week ago due to not having enough blood in the caffeine that was coursing through her veins, while listening to Sandra's "Heaven Can Wait", and the body kept dancing, refusing to be put in a coffin - which is actually the main reason I will never ever sleep again.

Not paying enough attention to one's...

[Wolf007]

... important explanation about the operation protocols of your intergalactic cruiser can cause serious damage or catastrophical failure. For example: the usage of the big red button and it's special functions.


When it rains outside, i always...

[Runesmith]

...sneak in to an office building, snap on the flame on my trusty Zippo lighter and hold it under the sensor of the sprinklers, so that everyone in the building can enjoy the feeling of rain while the Man keeps them cooped up inside working on pie charts. No one seems to appreciate my efforts, though, and this is probably because of the brain-washing these poor bastards have been submitted to. I shall persevere.

When I got my vaccine this Saturday,...

[Wolf007]

...i woke up in the woods some time later, stripped naked and my wallet and phone stolen. At the time i finally hitchhiked my way home (bus with horny 70+ grannies), the locks were changed and the door was answered by one Mr "Von Shaft" who declared he lived there for more than 20 years with his dog (Fritz). At the moment I'm kinda getting desperate about the whole situation... I'm not feeling very well neither, I'm guessing Covid (West-Siberian variant).



My next visit to the dentist should be interesting because...

[Runesmith]

...when I was working for the KGB, one of my molars was replaced with a cyanide capsule for committing suicide if I am wounded, another with a canister of compressed, aerosolized novichok to kill me and my interrogator if I am captured, another with highly explosive C4 to kill everyone in a 10 meter radius, and another with some kind of coronavirus isolated from bats that's supposed to cause some mass pandemic for some sweet revenge from beyond the grave. However, due to my Alzheimer's I have forgotten which teeth are which, and I do have a root canal planned.

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is...

[Wolf007]

...is think about all those poor suckers who actually have to get up early to go to work. Usually the compassion quickly makes place for joyful laughter while i turn around and go back to sleep till noon. Around that time my butler will be serving the usual Champagne-Caviar breakfast for a healthy start of the day.



Not even all the money in the world can replace my trusty...

[Runesmith]

...old Sinclair ZX81 for all my computing needs - spreadsheets (max 12 rows by 16 columns), games (in glorious 64x32 pixel resolution in black and white with no sound), and a handy program called "Launch Simulator" written by a brilliant whizkid going by the tag "Runesmith" in 1982 that allows me to make fuel vs payload tradeoffs when planning to get my doomsday satellite in to low Earth orbit and do Hohmann orbital transfers (a concept shamelessly stolen years later by Kerbal Space Program), accomplishing all that with only 1 kB of memory (57 times less than what NASA computers on the space shuttles had, and a few million times less than what a budget smartphone has), and ensuring privacy by not connecting to the internet and not having non-volatile storage ensuring that if power is disconnected (intentionally, accidentally, or by a cat sneezing near the unstable power connector that I duct-taped in place) everything I was working on is irrevocably and irretrievably lost.

Some people seem to think that just because...