"How to" lie - Page 7

Kitty · 02-28-2008, 10:11 AM

no because there will be a superman come out and save you

why is the earth call earth?

sk0073r · 02-28-2008, 10:18 AM

Earth was originally called Jim, however was renamed earth, due to the arrival of humans, who were originally from Mars. (Mass Ass real shizzle)

so Jim was renamed E.A.R.T.H

Eleven-billion Ass's Relocated To Here

Hampers · 02-28-2008, 10:31 PM

Way to go asking a question.

How do they make the holes in CDs?

Merlin · 02-28-2008, 10:35 PM

They take a hole and build the CD around it.

Why is the Earth round?

Pikachu · 02-29-2008, 02:41 AM

Because the earth is actually a marble all planets are the whole universe is one giant set of marbles.

Why do we drink from cups?

RainbowLiz · 03-02-2008, 02:56 PM

Because cups have psychic powers that force us to. We are all slaves of the cups in reality and they have put us in a Matrix-world that we do not know of.

Why does the female always get pregnant?

Merlin · 03-02-2008, 07:47 PM

Part of their plan to get the money from all men on the world

Why do things fall to the ground?

SubMissChievous · 03-02-2008, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin

Why do things fall to the ground?

They don't really "fall". They just lose consciousness...

Why are you a getDare member?

Merlin · 03-02-2008, 08:59 PM

Because the better sites were already full.

why do you answer to this question?

SubMissChievous · 03-02-2008, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin

why do you answer to this question?

To enlight you with my infinite knowledge

Why the sky is blue?

Merlin · 03-02-2008, 09:08 PM

basically it is purple but most people are having some eye failure, so they see it blue.

What is a²+b²?

SubMissChievous · 03-02-2008, 09:15 PM

It's the equation I use each morning to pick what I'm going to wear

Why do dogs run after their own tails?

Merlin · 03-02-2008, 09:27 PM

because they got bored of running after the other ones tails

Why is water wet?

SubMissChievous · 03-02-2008, 09:31 PM

Because it rains all the time in Waterland.

Why are crazy people labeled as "nuts"?

Insomnia · 03-03-2008, 02:30 AM

Crazy people are caled "nuts" because their brains turn into nuts. Different maladies produce diferent varieties - schitzophrenia produces walnuts, paranoia peanuts, multiple personalities brasil nuts and so on...

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Why do birds sing a dawn chorus?

02-28-2008, 10:18 AM	#92
sk0073r getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 365 Blog Entries: 3	Earth was originally called Jim, however was renamed earth, due to the arrival of humans, who were originally from Mars. (Mass Ass real shizzle) so Jim was renamed E.A.R.T.H Eleven-billion Ass's Relocated To Here __________________ Teasing, JOI, edging, little pain, mild anal, bondage Mild pain, femdom, diaper Messy, public, involving others, illegal, humiliation

02-28-2008, 10:31 PM	#93
Hampers Kiss Kiss FIRE! Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Suitcase Posts: 1,798 Blog Entries: 24	Way to go asking a question. How do they make the holes in CDs? __________________ ...Tubas in the Moonlight...

02-28-2008, 10:35 PM	#94
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	They take a hole and build the CD around it. Why is the Earth round? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

02-29-2008, 02:41 AM	#95
Pikachu Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 897 Blog Entries: 4	Because the earth is actually a marble all planets are the whole universe is one giant set of marbles. Why do we drink from cups? __________________

03-02-2008, 07:47 PM	#97
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	Part of their plan to get the money from all men on the world Why do things fall to the ground? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

02-28-2008, 10:11 AM	#91
Kitty getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: singapore Posts: 282	no because there will be a superman come out and save you why is the earth call earth?

03-02-2008, 02:56 PM	#96
RainbowLiz Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 29	Because cups have psychic powers that force us to. We are all slaves of the cups in reality and they have put us in a Matrix-world that we do not know of. Why does the female always get pregnant?

03-02-2008, 08:59 PM	#99
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	Because the better sites were already full. why do you answer to this question? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

03-02-2008, 09:08 PM	#101
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	basically it is purple but most people are having some eye failure, so they see it blue. What is a²+b²? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

03-02-2008, 09:15 PM	#102
SubMissChievous Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 4,466	It's the equation I use each morning to pick what I'm going to wear Why do dogs run after their own tails?

03-02-2008, 09:27 PM	#103
Merlin Misschievous's Authority Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,552	because they got bored of running after the other ones tails Why is water wet? __________________ Looking for female sub or couple (updated Version) Merlin's Magic Tower of Decision

03-02-2008, 09:31 PM	#104
SubMissChievous Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 4,466	Because it rains all the time in Waterland. Why are crazy people labeled as "nuts"?

03-03-2008, 02:30 AM	#105
Insomnia Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Posts: 113 Blog Entries: 1	Crazy people are caled "nuts" because their brains turn into nuts. Different maladies produce diferent varieties - schitzophrenia produces walnuts, paranoia peanuts, multiple personalities brasil nuts and so on... -- Why do birds sing a dawn chorus? __________________ Yup, I'm evil...and proud of it