Embarrass Matt's Clitty

[Mrr]

Now tell the truth here, Matt. Do you feel a little envious when you walk into a room and turn on the lights when you realize that the light switch is girthier than you?

Sam can perfectly practice teasing you by flipping the lights in a room on and off quickly, too!

[Switch Lucy]

[Matt:]

[Switch Lucy]

Awe, this has gone quiet.

[LitDarkness]

So Matt's clitty is a illusion? That has to be it.

So Matt, have you ever attempted to make your clitty bigger? If yes, how?

[Matt:]

Originally Posted by LitDarkness

So Matt's clitty is a illusion? That has to be it.

So Matt, have you ever attempted to make your clitty bigger? If yes, how?

well stroking it usually works quite well.......

[LitDarkness]

Originally Posted by Matt:

well stroking it usually works quite well.......

I refuse to count a hard on as a good measurment, temporally is only temporary.

[theswitchyside]

Is that about the right size?

[Switch Lucy]

I hear you were locked up today? Is the safest place for your little clitty



I know you can't wear your current one for long, I saw these two and wondered if either might enable you to protect your clitty for longer periods





I mean, I know both are probably way too big for your tiny clitty, but may provide some protection

[LitDarkness]

I like the first cage (though I am totally biased as I like Matt caged.) Both look good but, yes may be too big.

Don't want them falling off and neglecting to do their job of protecting Matt's clitty. It is a small and delicate thing after all.

[Night-Driver]

You girls are just cruel. If a guy participate in this thread he just say funny insult, girls are just mean. The fact guy have small clit is no excuse to treat him like that! I'm sure he can satisfy a lot of girls with his deal, after all there a lot of females attracted do women's body in this world. So just cut off "funny" jokes like this: Three guys want to cross the bridge, there is the devil before it, he says: you could cross but you have to make my rabbit smile. Two guys give up, Matt says something to rabbit ear, rabbit laughs. Devil let him cross. Couple days after on his way back he meet the devil again, this time to cross he has to make rabbit stop smiling. Again, he said something to hes ear, devil let him go but ask how he did it. "First time I said to him: I have smaller penis than you" And the second time? I showed him.

Also, you should stop asking to protect it with the cage, it just not right, and don't suggest using bug spray so mosquitos can't have their way with it. Seriously, the fact that he uses tongue with Sam because that is only way she can fell something is not topic for making fun of the girl. Sorry, *guy.

[Matt:]

Thanks Night-Driver, but it is okay, no one is being mean. It's just role play, I enjoy the embarrassment...

[Sam~]

mhmm I do like the look of the 1st cage, although I would worry it may restrict what underwear he could wear with it...But he could always go commando..



(excuse my poor editing to make it apply by GetDare rules lol)

[LitDarkness]

Well, commando and the first one, he may actually get a bulge in his pants. He may not know how to hanlde such a bulge though.

Not like his little cage gives him a bulge half the time if that. Don't want him trying to smooth it out thinking it is a wrinkle in his pants.

How would you like a bulge in your pants Matt? I know your clitty can't give you one but, that's what cages are for.

[Switch Lucy]