"How to" lie - Page 4

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 04:33 PM

Because your insides are made of peanut butter!

What will happen if i open my eyes while sneezing?

Ciandon · 02-19-2008, 04:36 PM

Obviously, your eyeballs will be eaten by alien lazors!!

How the hell does a jetpack work?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 04:46 PM

There has only been one operational jetpack ever made, and it was destroyed after legendary hero George Michael used it to defeat the Mole Man of the O.C.

What is the deal with spontaneous combustion?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 04:55 PM

It is when itty-bitty- gnomes get really mad so they turn black duh!

How come i cant fly?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

How come i cant fly?

Because you're a lesbian.

Why's my username NewSlave?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 04:57 PM

Because it's Latin for "High End Prostitute."

Why do I keep posting in this thread today?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 04:59 PM

Cause you seem hot and ur avoiding all the little girl- like people chasing you so u come on here!

Can birds sneeze?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

Can birds sneeze?

Only on Tuesdays.

Why's my hair brown?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:01 PM

Cause green was already taken by oompha-loomphas

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:01 PM

forgot to ask a question

what is 2+2?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 05:03 PM

According to my college algebra teacher, two-thousand, one hundred and nineteen and a quarter.

Why don't you show these girls chasing me in the right direction?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:08 PM

Cause my dog is painting the wall blue!

how hot are you?

Davros · 02-19-2008, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

how hot are you?

I'm as cold as ice.

The Titanic didn't crash into an iceberg. What did it crash into?

tissue13 · 02-19-2008, 05:11 PM

It crashed into Depp-duh

what do you get when you mix a peanut butter sandwich and vegetarian meat together?

AverageDaniel · 02-19-2008, 05:17 PM

A Big Mac.

Seriously, where are these girls? I lit off a couple of flares to signal them where I live, but none have shown up yet. Only the fire department.

Note: Don't shoot off flares directly at a tree.

02-19-2008, 04:36 PM	#47
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	Obviously, your eyeballs will be eaten by alien lazors!! How the hell does a jetpack work? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

02-19-2008, 04:57 PM	#51
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	Because it's Latin for "High End Prostitute." Why do I keep posting in this thread today? Last edited by AverageDaniel; 02-19-2008 at 04:58 PM. Reason: NewSlave beat me:(

02-19-2008, 04:33 PM	#46
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Because your insides are made of peanut butter! What will happen if i open my eyes while sneezing?

02-19-2008, 04:46 PM	#48
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	There has only been one operational jetpack ever made, and it was destroyed after legendary hero George Michael used it to defeat the Mole Man of the O.C. What is the deal with spontaneous combustion?

02-19-2008, 04:55 PM	#49
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	It is when itty-bitty- gnomes get really mad so they turn black duh! How come i cant fly?

02-19-2008, 04:59 PM	#52
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Cause you seem hot and ur avoiding all the little girl- like people chasing you so u come on here! Can birds sneeze?

02-19-2008, 05:01 PM	#54
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Cause green was already taken by oompha-loomphas

02-19-2008, 05:03 PM	#56
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	According to my college algebra teacher, two-thousand, one hundred and nineteen and a quarter. Why don't you show these girls chasing me in the right direction?

02-19-2008, 05:08 PM	#57
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	Cause my dog is painting the wall blue! how hot are you?

02-19-2008, 05:11 PM	#59
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	It crashed into Depp-duh what do you get when you mix a peanut butter sandwich and vegetarian meat together?

02-19-2008, 05:17 PM	#60
AverageDaniel getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: USA Posts: 392 Blog Entries: 3	A Big Mac. Seriously, where are these girls? I lit off a couple of flares to signal them where I live, but none have shown up yet. Only the fire department. Note: Don't shoot off flares directly at a tree.