Write. An. Epitaph!

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who never recovered from being squirt in the eye.

[Runesmith]

In memory of Japgirl - the scourge of janitors in fancy hotels

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - blame it on the f-string

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - the face of Asian orgasms

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - a ruthless man with a knotty plan

[Runesmith]

We moan the loss of Japgirl, who died of dehydration after she learned how to squirt.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith, who would bawl over the lost ball.

[Runesmith]

RIP Japgirl, who ended up with a "cup" after a marathon bowling session.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who established a prestigious award that only the best of the best could ever afford

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, chasing that fabled "O" in the sky

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - tried to escape the bloody mess

[Runesmith]

RIP Japgirl - bested by the Aunt

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who suffered at the hands of Japanese cruelty

[Runesmith]

In this Kamekobaka lies Japgirl, who was distracted by a knot when the Shoguns invaded.

[japgirl]

Runesmith - Er ist der Mann in seiner Familie.