Would you rather (10 fresh ones for you)

[ambermcgee]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

Bring on that tongue, I'll have the licking, please.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

An ice cream penis? Yes please!

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

Let's go with the hidden oral on this one.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Ooh, this is a mean one... I'll have to go with the free blowjobs I think...

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Art gallery. There is no doubt about it.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

The 69 I guess...?

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

I'd be a buttplug any day of the week haha

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

Sure, I'll try having a penis... Could be fun

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Naked blind dates sound kinda fun

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

I'll have the two random dicks with my sallery, please

[SlaveGirl_Isabella]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[grambow]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[djboycool]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
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[darethatgirl]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[lowlysub]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
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[Jaro]

Time to answer them myself!

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
This is bad, but I would not enjoy having some stranger come into my house to lick it every day.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
The first would make me feel too embarassed. I don't like public embarassment. The piss nobody would realize it is piss.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
I think I would enjoy the oral more, if not for the potential public embarassement. Since I always want to avoid that at all cost, I'll have to choose the latter.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
I think this one would be more enjoyable. Besides feeling freaked about having to have sex with guys, at least it wouldn't taste as bad (I think?) and it IS a secret fantasy of mine.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
Sure. This one seems easy and harmless enough.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
I'll have to not take any chances here and go for the female. Going to the bathroom would be very awkward though.... but also kind of exciting.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
This is difficult, but I feel the tongue would be more interesting. I'd get to taste different places... hopefully.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
I think having both a penis and vagina would be easier. And also potentially more fun as I get more options for sex and kink. However would this come with the periods too? Because that would suck! Still I'd choose this over having the largest penis. That would not be comfortable at all I think. I do think bigger is better when it comes to cocks, but there ARE limits.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
I am a nudist so at least we would start of with a common interest. Also I think the date might be easier this way (oddly enough).

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
While I am straight, I think I would get used to this quick enough and it would no longer be a big deal. Only two each week is very little time to earn a living which seems perfect. So much free time! Whereas rating dicks for 40 hours a week would be so incredibly boring. I don't mind seeing dicks, but the days would just never seem to end!

[Penom]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
I mean if anyone wants to.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
I just think it would be somewhat exiting.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
Just so much easier to be caught infront of an audience.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
It's a little fantasy I have, being an urinal for females. Only fantasy though.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

Think it would be kinda cool when anonymously.
6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
Would be the 69 if i knew the stranger was a girl.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.
I could possibly regret this decision.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
Largest cock would suck, and having a vagina could be fun. (and weird but :P)

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
Love giving oral

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Would be hella boring, but i just wouldn't be able to do the other.

[sissybill]

10 new 'would you rather' questions for you. Please not only make a choice but explain your answer as well!

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. / random person

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. / eat ice cream

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. / recieve oral

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases. / sit in corner free blow jobs

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. / mouth full of cum

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. / tied in 69 position

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. / tongue

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. / penis n vagina

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. naked blind date

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.sucking off

[amethyst353]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

I am not nearly that much of a masochist.


2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

I've done more embarrassing things in front of bigger crowds and I don't think I could make it through a bottle.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

More realistic chance of hiding it when no one can see me

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Cum seems less disgusting that piss

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

It may not be an art gallery, but there's already anonymous nudes of me floating around

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

I don't think I could survive 12 hours

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

at least there would be some breaks

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

Well this is weird since I have both boobs and a cock As a trans woman who was relatively well-endowed pre-hormones and orchi, I am much happier with its current size. And I already wish my boobs were smaller, so this is an easy choice.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

Sometimes I get weird about being naked.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

Time is super valuable and working like an hour a week would be amazing.

[Truckernaut42]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
It'll hurt them more than me unless they like that kind of thing

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
The ice cream is funny and can be passed off as a joke... the piss nobody would notice though but I don't know if I could handle it physically

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
Could be fun hehe

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
If the piss didn't go directly into my mouth (as in, my mouth is open but people have to be able to aim into it at least) I'd choose the second but a direct feed makes me want to throw up thinking about it

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.
This isn't even a sexual thing it might just be cool in general

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.
Can I try both???

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.
If the penis and vagina both work, otherwise the second choice

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
There's a bunch of shows I've seen with this kind of premise that I'd love to go on but I wouldn't mind the second either

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Hard to choose... the first sounds incredibly tedious but the second depends on the people I'd be sucking off and whether I have to swallow cum

[Tarcsowo]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week. I'd want to avoid pain at almost any cost.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place. If you deep throat it maybe people won't notice lol.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm. For better or worse I'm not usually fidgety or noisy when I cum so this sounds manageable.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and disease free use in both cases. This is more or less a fantasy of mine.

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. This just sounds like way less of a hassle than getting a passport photo.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. I'm bi so this just seems like a straight upgrade from the other option.

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. This is a weird question but a tongue would get way more variety so that's what I'd do.

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. I'm trans and already stuck with a cock that I'd say is too big, and I'd really really like having a vagina so this one's a no brainer.

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex. I assume the naked blind date means we're both naked? That just seems more fair than the other option.

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living. This one also feels like a no brainer to me. Two blowjobs is going to take way less than 40 hours a week.

[sullly]

1. Have a random person lick it clean for a week.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis in a busy public place.

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience

4.Lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

5.Have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours

7. Be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

8. have both a penis and a vagina

9. Go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

10. pay the bills by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

[MillieGee]

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.

Random person, sounds a bit embarassing but a lot less painful!

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.

Penis shaped ice cream! If they don't make them already, they totally should!

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.

Phone call, at least you could put it down to a dodgy signal lol!

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.

Free blowjobs!

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery.

wow, tough one, probably the genitals one, at least if it looked awful I could deny it was me!

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour.

Random stranger I guess!

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day.

tongue!

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world.

lol, could make money out of either, having the biggest boobs would be quite awkward I guess, so having both!

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.

normal date!

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.

rating pics!

[RainbowSky]

Would you rather ....

1. wipe your butt with nettles and sandpaper for a week OR have a random person lick it clean for a week.
I would rather pain than humiliation.

2. eat an ice cream that is shaped realistically like a penis OR drink your own piss from a clear plastic bottle. Both would be done in a busy public place.
It would taste nicer

3. receive hidden oral by someone while giving a presentation before a large audience OR have an important phone call with someone while having an orgasm.
Easier to hide probably.

4. have to sit in a corner with a blind fold, ring gag and a sign that says "free blowjobs" OR lie on the floor, also blindfolded, with a funnel and hose going into your mouth and a sign that says "public urinal". Assume STD and desease free use in both cases.
piss is a limit

5. have your passport picture taken while your mouth is filled to the brim with sperm OR have a picture taken of your genitals to be anonymously displayed in an art gallery. I don't have to see it

6. be tied naked front to front to a stranger of the sex your interested in for 12 hours OR tied in the 69 position with a random sex stranger forced to perform oral on each other for 1 hour. Shorter time

7. be the butt plug of the average anal-loving getDarian for a day OR be the tongue of the most active porn star for a day. anal is a limit

8. have both a penis and a vagina OR have the largest boobs or cock (depending on what you currently have) in the world. Easier to hide

9. go on a naked blind date OR go on a normal date but it must end with you giving oral sex.
I would prefer a first date without sex

10. pay the bills by rating random dick pics on a daily basis (40 hours a week) OR by sucking off (not through a glory hole) two random dicks in person each week. Assume different dicks all the time and both earn you enough to make a living.
Less humiliating can be done in my own home.