Revolution!

[KittenLicks]

Nah~ I'm basically permanently in the Dungeons, seeing as it's not fair for me to help any revolts, given I know the numbers needed. You can think of me as the royal adviser kitty~

A cat may look at a king, after all. ^_^

[FrenziedHazel]

Finally! Now the kingdom will be ruled justly, and fairly.

To celebrate my coronation I shall gift you all with my first rule:

1: Each post will begin referring to me, your gracious Queen, and you shall prefix an appropriately flattering adjective to my title (which you will take from the person's post above). You will sign your post as unworthy peasant, except you will take your adjectives from the last post, and add another adjective (one that describes you personally in an unflattering light)

More rules might be proclaimed if I hear the R word

[FrenziedHazel]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Nah~ I'm basically permanently in the Dungeons, seeing as it's not fair for me to help any revolts, given I know the numbers needed. You can think of me as the royal adviser kitty~

A cat may look at a king, after all. ^_^

Just because you are the dungeon kitty doesn't mean you can't be a good girl and follow my rules.

[tallguy2241]

Our Most Just and Gracious Queen, I look forward to serving under your rule.

For now....

Your unworthy and awkward peasant.

[KittenLicks]

How very just and fair.

Long live our new queen!

FrenziedHazel

Revolution: Collectively complete ? hours of cornertime.

Originally Posted by FrenziedHazel

Just because you are the dungeon kitty doesn't mean you can't be a good girl and follow my rules.

As tempting as that is, I'll stick to advising from the sidelines~ More impartial that way! I hope you have a long and prosperous reign ahead, my queen. ^_^

[FrenziedHazel]

Dear Unworthy, smelly awkward peasants


I am disappointed to hear talk of a revolution. Though I know none of you would wish to overthrow your beloved ruler I feel moved to issue another rule.

Rules:
1: Each post will begin referring to me, your gracious Queen, and you shall prefix an appropriately flattering adjective to my title (which you will take from the person's post above). You will sign your post as unworthy peasant, except you will take your adjectives from the last post, and add another adjective (one that describes you personally in an unflattering light)
2: All corner time will be performed on tiptoe with hands clasped behind neck, elbows out to the sides. No leaning on things!


I think that puts paid to that. I will be able to identify revolutionaries by their developed calf muscles.

Your Most Just, Fair, and Gracious Queen

[amethyst353]

My Most Just, Fair, Gracious, and Clever Queen

Originally Posted by FrenziedHazel

2: All corner time will be performed on tiptoe with hands clasped behind neck, elbows out to the sides. No leaning on things!

While this rule is indeed just, fair, gracious and of course very clever, may you perhaps recognize how unworthy, smelly, awkward, and weak your peasants are?

I was only able to complete 5 minutes of cornertime in accordance with rule 2 before my legs gave out.

your unworthy, smelly, awkward, and weak peasant

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by marissa353

I was only able to complete 5 minutes of cornertime in accordance with rule 2 before my legs gave out.

The peasants have started a revolution, my queen!

Or, uh, one of them has. A tiny bit. It's a very small revolution. Like, one person with a sign that says "I mildly disagree with some of the queen's policies."

Revolution: Collectively complete ? hours of cornertime. (5 minutes complete)

I'm resisting the urge to reduce the amount of time ? is, seeing as how tough this one seems to be, but I guess it's not the end of the world if Hazel ends up ruling for a week.

[FrenziedHazel]

Dear unworthy, smelly, weak, awkward, and unthreatening peasant

Originally Posted by marissa353

I was only able to complete 5 minutes of cornertime in accordance with rule 2 before my legs gave out.

Well. We would've had you write "Sorry, My Most Just, Fair, Gracious, Clever, and Amused Queen" on yourself.

But We think the punishment should be in proportion to the crime, so just "Soz' " in tiny tiny little letters.

We shall consult with our Royal Advisor Kitty

Your Most Just, Fair, Gracious, Clever, and Amused Queen

[joe89]

As cornertime is a limit i think i have to go to the dungeon. Would it be an option to select two alternative tasks, so that its suitable for more people? So if one is matched we start a revolution?

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by joe89

As cornertime is a limit i think i have to go to the dungeon. Would it be an option to select two alternative tasks, so that its suitable for more people? So if one is matched we start a revolution?

You don't have to go to the Dungeon, you can just be a loyal citizen that doesn't revolt, assuming none of Hazel's rules are a limit.

An alternate task is an idea I'll have to think about, but really, this is all about teamwork. If you can't do cornertime, you can still provide moral support to the peasants that can!

[joe89]

Ok, thank you, i will be loyal

[cbtmenow]

dear Queen (sarcasm) as former ruler i believe i am not subject to your "rules"
I will support any revolution that may return me to my throne
Your true leader in exile CBTMENOW

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by cbtmenow

dear Queen (sarcasm) as former ruler i believe i am not subject to your "rules"
I will support any revolution that may return me to my throne
Your true leader in exile CBTMENOW

You gotta follow the rules if you want to revolt~ Otherwise you're just in the Dungeons.

I considered allowing a mechanic where a second task could be allowed, and even went so far as to write it up, but I don't think it'll be fair on the Ruler. The Ruler would end up having to use up a rule making the new task more difficult as well, and that's not really fair.

[joe89]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

You gotta follow the rules if you want to revolt~ Otherwise you're just in the Dungeons.

I considered allowing a mechanic where a second task could be allowed, and even went so far as to write it up, but I don't think it'll be fair on the Ruler. The Ruler would end up having to use up a rule making the new task more difficult as well, and that's not really fair.

What if for that another rules might be possible? It could be just in case, that one task wont fit to players.