Un Grand Thread: 2017

[Imazgeek]

Can I please join!

[Hane]

I would like to join!

[FatAna]

I would like to join.

[SlaveBB]

I would love to join

[RiskyFlame]

We'll start this year with a simple, yet very daring dare; involving a camera. I wish we could've started with a less daring kink, but I can't simply change the alphabet. But rest assured, know that you will not have to share the video with anyone. You can delete it right after you have completed this dare without anyone finding a trace of how naughty you were.

Attributes
- Camera (phone)
- Pleasure tools aka sex toys (optional)
- Video player (phone)

The dare
Set up your camera so it points towards the place, such as your bed on which you can lay down comfortably, where you usually pleasure yourself. Get your pleasure tools if you have any start sexually stimulating yourself. Continue teasing and stimulating yourself but not as much as to orgasm, so when you are close to an orgasm: stop! Keep on stimulating (also called edging) yourself as such until about five á ten minutes passed. This also means that you have five á ten minutes worth of video, in which is seen that you pleasure yourself.

A reminder: you have not orgasmed up to this point.

When the amateur porn video that you made it finished, you must watch it back. Use any video player and watch it while pleasuring yourself yet again. However, this time you may have an orgasm while watching the amateur porn video. Regardless of whether you orgasm at the start or the end of the video, you must finish watching it. Obviously, you can't look away from the video, keep watching all the way through.

Finally, you watched the video and had your orgasm. You can decide whether you want to keep or delete your video. I recommend deleting it, but some of you may want to keep it if you enjoyed this dare.

Punishment
If you failed to complete the dare accordingly, don't have the right attributes, or you refuse to do any part of this dare, then get a die. Roll this die once to determine how many days you are not allowed to orgasm. If you roll a one (1), then stay in denial for one whole week: 7 days, until the evening of 8th of January.

When you are participating in this thread, do the following as well. Send me the reason of cause of why you failed to do the dare accordingly. Of course, this also counts as a report and might be selected for the best report of the dare.

Best report: bishoopz
This was quite an easy dare to complete, and I was honestly relieved when I saw that this was the first dare. I grabbed my Hitachi and a blindfold,
(Something about wearing a blindfold makes it feel 20x better for me) set up my phone to record, and a timer for 10 minutes. I hit record on my phone and got to work right away. It was pretty great, pleasuring myself for 10 minutes straight. Right as I felt like I was going to orgasm, the timer rang and I instantly turned off the Hitachi and felt almost upset that it ended so soon, even thought I knew I could cum right after.

I played the video for a few minutes watching it, and I became even more turned on just by watching it, and I turned the Hitachi back on and because of the 10-minute tease, I came within minutes. After I finished completely watching the video of myself I deleted it as I don't want anyone to end up finding it.

Anyways, I really enjoyed this one to start off with and I'm excited to see whats to come for the rest of the year.

[CooperVibes]

I would also like to join!

[Zoli]

Count me in in this dare!

[Alexjames]

I'd like to join in on this!

[RiskyFlame]

This dare, together with day 1's dare, are made in 2016 as for a tiny buffer. Of course, if any mistakes have been made on my part, please contact me. Only these two paragraphs are written in 2017, as a little notification to go along with the dare.

Also, I want to remind people that some dares require attributes that sometimes not a lot of people have at their disposal. One example would be anal beads, used as day 2's kink. The list of kinks available at this moment contains several toys, which might be changed in the future (soon). So if you want to weight in this decision, please give me your thoughts of whether to include some well-known toys or not. Note that toys that can't be made or replaced by household items, such as handcuffs, are not included in the list of kinks. Send me a PM if you will.

Attributes
- Anal beads.

DIY anal beads
To make yourself makeshift anal beads, you need (preferably) small round pieces of fruit, a string and a needle. Make sure the string is not too thin; otherwise and it may damage your sphincter (arse) when pulling the anal beads out of your anus. To make sure the pieces of fruit stay attached on the string, you need to make several (big) knots after each piece of fruit you put on the string. Obviously, one knot on each end of the string is required as well. Lastly, a few idea for the fruits you could use: grapes, pieces of mandarin, any kind of berries, bigger fruit slices in smaller cubes.

The dare
Take the (makeshift) anal beads and simply insert it into your rectum (ass). Make sure one end sticks out by having a long string out of your ass or tie something uninsertable to it. Once inserted, roll a die and wait one minute for every eye you rolled. While waiting, lay down a bit or sit. Then, roll three dice. You'll be doing jumping jacks, squats, and wide hula hoop movements. You may link each die to each exercise, and do the exercise five times for each eye your rolled. You may choose which die (after rolling) you link to each exercise.

When done exercising a bit, just trying to let your muscles push the (makeshift) anal beads a bit deeper into your rectum, you may take them out slowly. Wait a couple of seconds between each piece coming out of your ass. Feel them coming out, tighten your sphincter muscle from time to time and enjoy.

If you have bought anal beads (no makeshift version), then repeat inserting and taking it out as described above nine other times.

Punishment
Coming night, you'll have to sleep naked. The day, you are prohibited from wearing any kind of underwear. An exception for women with cup size D and bigger: you may wear a bra still, but no bottom underwear. Though, if you don't plan on leaving your home and staying indoors, you may only wear two articles of clothing, socks not counting. For the exceptional women with D+, bras don't count either.

Warning
Any methods written in this dare to create a (sex) toy or other pleasurable objects are not guaranteed to be safe. When you cast any doubt on the safety when using this makeshift object, I advise you to discontinue.

When you have a more thoughtful or less dangerous design to create the (sex) toy or pleasurable object mentioned in this post, please send me a PM.

The report: vincentio
As I don't have anal beads (I really should get those sometime) and I didn't want to screw around with selfmade once as I imagined that would be going horrible wrong. I went with the punishment.

Thus I slept last night completely naked, something I have done before too many times to count, so that was not a big deal, nor was leaving my underwear in the closest for today. So I guess going commando is not really a punishment for me, but it had to be done and so here is the report on it.

Only thing was, that it was a bit chilly outside, as it's near freezing here and you do notice from time to time the lack of that layer in that case.
Other than that, it was a breeze.

[DemonDare]

Great so far, I intend to catch up on all the dares in bulk when I have a whole day to myself etc.

[gorgeouswhore]

I will participate!

[RiskyFlame]

Even though I knew that anal isn't something new to most people and that some already are experienced anal lovers, I couldn't exclude this kink from this list. On a side note, this applies to all common kinks and fetishes. But keeping in mind that this thread is both for the new and experienced kinksters, all dares are written for people who have no experience with the kink. So if you are the die-hard anal lovers here: don't hesitate to spice up this dare for yourself.

Attributes
- (Anal) Dildo/ butt plug/ anal beads/ dildo-shaped household item.
- Lube or (olive) oil.
- A plate or some underground that's OK with getting a little dirty. (optional)

The dare
Take off your legwear and bottom underwear to expose your back door and get the attributes needed for this dare. When you use any eatable/ drinkable oil, normally used for cooking and baking, you might want to get a plate or some underground that's fine with getting some drops of oil on it, below your arsehole.

Start with lubing the tip of your finger and press it against your anus. Insert it slightly and move it around a little, getting your anus slippery. The apply some more lube on your finger and this time, insert the finger into your anus. Make sure the entrance to your exit is well supplied with lube (or oil). Only when you can smoothly let your (lubed) finger slide in and out of your anal canal, you may continue. Otherwise, continue lubing.

Take your anal toy; one of the listed items in the first listed attribute or something similar, and apply lube on it. Make sure you cover every spot to avoid possible damaging the anal canal. But don't worry, because you already lubed your anal canal enough to minimise this situation. Now, just insert the (dildo-shaped) object into your anus and continue pushing until you feel that it shouldn't go any deeper. And most importantly: discontinue pushing the object into your anus when you feel any pain.

If you feel any pain in your anal canal or the sphincter, hold it right there and tighten your sphincter a little bit. Then get the object (almost) out of your ass, leaving the tip in or on your anus. Then when ready, start pushing the object inside you again. Repeat this process when you feel any pain in your anal canal or the sphincter.

When the object is in, start slowly taking out 3/4 part (leaving 1/4 in your ass) and thrusting it in again. Find your own tempo and continue partly taking it out and putting it back in. Twist the object a little during the short session and change your speed/ temp a couple of times. Try moving the object inside your rectum as well: different angles and circling it around. Make sure this session lasts at least five (5) minutes, excluding lubing and preparation stretching for the object.

Warning: anal insertion.
- Make sure you don't insert the object into your anus in its whole.
- Stop inserting the object when you feel any pain.
- Make sure the object has no sharp edges.
- Make sure you don't start with a too big circumferenced dildo-shaped object.
- Tip: give yourself a small enema before starting or just poop beforehand.

Disclaimer
This dare is written from my own experiences. When you feel this is not the right source to draw this dare from, then contact me. For those who are unsure about the dare, feel free to Google Search anal play for beginners.

Punishment
Starting right after you failed to perform the dare, this punishment will last for 24 hours. During these 24 hours, you are restricted from closing certain things. These things that you may not close yourself, but are allowed to ask someone else to close or hinting them to close it, are listed below.

- Doors.
- Locks, except when there's the chance of theft. (ex.: bike lock or front door.
- Zippers.
- Bottles.
- Bags.
- Buttons.
- Boxes and packages.
- Things that don't influence your day too much, at your own judgement.

Best report: vincentio
Yeah Anal I can do. I love anal and so this was fun.
As I haven't done anal that much lately due to the holiday season though I did pick my medium dildo instead of the large one to do the task with.

I got some good anal lube for heavy duty use, so I lubed up my finger and my ass as instructed and then lubed up the dildo.

Now it was time to have some fun, I popped the dildo in and started the 5 minute timer. During the 5 minutes I rode the dildo cowgirl style, moved it around by hand, fast speed, slow speed and a bit from the sides in and almost out.
Maybe I was even a bit disappointed when the 5 minute timer rang.

I loved it, thank you very much

[RiskyFlame]

There are many different things to try involving anal play. Of course, I won't be covering everything involving anal play. In fact, this will be the second and last anal play (directly) related dare. Punishments might still involve anal play, or maybe kinks with an indirect relation to anal play will come along. But having this last anal play kink doesn't mean it's the last day with an anal play kink, as this kink will cover either two or three days. The idea is to stretch your anus some more.

Attributes
- (Anal) Dildo/ butt plug/ anal beads/ dildo-shaped household item.
- Lube or (olive) oil.
- A plate or some underground that's OK with getting a little dirty. (optional)
- (Duct) tape or tight underwear to keep the (dildo-shaped) object in your ass. (optional)

The dare
For those who want to know how to insert the (dildo-shaped) object into your anus, a small instruction guide can be found in day 3's dare. The instructions can be found in The dare itself; the first four (4) paragraphs. When you're more experienced and know how to insert the object, just continue reading.

The (dildo-shaped) object that you'll be using will be plugging your ass for some time. For this to accomplish, the object neither can be too small nor too big. Because when it's too small then you won't be stretching your anal canal, and when it's too big then it'll be too uncomfortable for a longer period and might start to hurt after a while.

Once you inserted the lubed (dildo-shaped) object, roll two dice. For each eye you rolled, the object must be plugged into your ass for ten (10) minutes. If you rolled the same number of eyes double, add another 20 minutes on top of the ten (10) minutes for each eye.

Don't take it out when it starts to get uncomfortable; just leave it in. However, if you feel any bigger amounts of pain, so no uncomfortable small pain, then you may take it out. Continue your time another time this day. When you feel the (same) bigger amounts of pain at the second try, discontinue this dare. Because you discontinue this dare, do the punishment. However, you may half the amount of time in the punishment.

Warning: anal insertion.
- Make sure you don't insert the object into your anus in its whole.
- Stop inserting the object when you feel any pain.
- Make sure the object has no sharp edges.
- Make sure you don't start with a too big circumferenced dildo-shaped object.

Punishment
Get a coin and some clothes pegs (max.: 27, average: 14). For each body part listed below, you must flip the coin once á quadruple (stated). When it's heads, add one clothes peg to that body part. If it's tails, nothing happens.

- Right nipple. (2x coin flip)
- Left nipple. (2x coin flip)
- Left inner thigh. (3x coin flip)
- Right inner thigh. (3x coin flip)
- Nose flap(s). (2x coin flip)
- Outer labia/ cock shaft. (2x coin flip)
- Inner labia/ balls (sack). (2x coin flip)
- Perineum. (1x coin flip)

When done placing the clothes peg(s), flip the coin another ten times to determine how long the clothes pegs will stay on your body. Each time it's heads, add three minutes to the total time. Each time it's tails, add one clothes peg to a body part listed above of your choice. So to be clear, no other body parts besides those listed above can be chosen. When you're done flipping the coin these last ten (10) times, the timer starts. Oh, and one last thing; when a clothes peg falls off, you must put it back at the exact same location.

Best report: bishoopz
This punishment was a big jump from the others. I guess the farther we progress, the harder the punishments will become. This was the only punishment I was kinda worried about, as I wasn't expecting this at all. Thankfully I was very lucky (or im just "great" at coin flipping) that it didnt end up as painful as I thought it was going to.

Ended up putting pegs

2x on right nipple.
2x on left nipple.
3x on left inner thigh
3x on right inner thigh
1x on outer labia
0x on inner labia
0x on perineum

I then flipped the coin 10 times, and got heads 6 times.
6x3 = 18, so I had to leave them on for 18 minutes, and add four more. I added them to my thighs and nipples, as the single clothes pin on my outer labia was already driving me insane.

It wasnt so bad at first, but the pain just kept getting worse. It felt like an eternity until my timer rang. I've never been so glad that time is up, and I then took all of the pins away, rubbing all the parts of my body to try to soothe the pain.

[RiskyFlame]

Stretching is stretching, so there isn't much to be changed. Only things that changed is the punishment and the length of time the object will be continuously inserted. Shortest non-dare info thus far

Attributes
- (Dildo-shaped) object: the same as day 4's dare, first attribute.
- Lube or (olive) oil.
- A plate or some underground that's OK with getting a little dirty. (optional)
- (Duct) tape or tight underwear to keep the (dildo-shaped) object in your ass. (optional)

The dare
For those who want to know how to insert the (dildo-shaped) object into your anus, a small instruction guide can be found in day 3's (Anal: Stimulation) dare. The instructions can be found in The dare itself; the first four (4) paragraphs. When you're more experienced and know how to insert the object, just continue reading.

Once you inserted the lubed (dildo-shaped) object, roll three dice. For each eye you rolled, the object must be plugged into your ass for eight (8) minutes. If you rolled the same number of eyes twice, add another 30 minutes on top of the eight (8) minutes for each eye. If you rolled the same number thrice (3x), then add another 45 minutes instead of 30 minutes.

Don't take it out when it starts to get uncomfortable; just leave it in. However, if you feel any bigger amounts of pain, so no uncomfortable small pain, then you may take it out. Continue your time another time this day. When you feel the (same) bigger amounts of pain at the second try, discontinue this dare. Because you discontinue this dare, do the punishment. However, you may half the amount of time in the punishment.

Warning: anal insertion.
- Make sure you don't insert the object into your anus in its whole.
- Stop inserting the object when you feel any pain.
- Make sure the object has no sharp edges.
- Make sure you don't start with a too big circumferenced dildo-shaped object.

Punishment
This punishment will test your judgement on the melting time of ice cubes. By keeping this in mind, you must get a number of ice cubes to fill up eight (8) minutes by melting them one by one on your skin. Obviously, you don't get to melt them on your 'normal' skin, but rather on either your ball sack or clit, whichever one you have. Once you've chosen the number of ice cubes, you can start melting them (slowly) on your genitals.

The tricky part is that based on your judgement, you might have to re-do this punishment in its whole. Because when you get too few ice cubes to melt on your genitals, thus not being able to fill eight (8) minutes with melting ice cubes, you must re-do this punishment whole. When you get too many ice cubes, you mustn't stop at the eight (8) minutes but continue until you've molten all the ice cubes on your genitals one by one.

So in short, choose your number of ice cubes and melt them all (one by one) on your genitals. When you don't reach the eight (8), minutes, re-do this punishment. Otherwise, finish melting the ice cubes and you're done.

One last thing, though. You may not take a single pause between melting the cubes, not even a couple of seconds.

Best report: vincentio

First I threw some virtual dice, which landed on 5,4,1. Could have been worse, could have been better. But this would work. So that would mean 10*8 minutes = 80 minutes of anal stretching.

I got my large dildo as I figured stretching, meant stretching and i shouldn't pussy out with something small. So I lubed up my arse well, put a condom over the dildo and than lubed it up.
It was a bit hard to get it far in, so I took it slow and when it was more than half in, it was enough for that moment. I put on a thong to keep the dildo in well and rested a few minutes.

After that I started feeling the dildo in and figured it was best to do something to keep my mind of the feeling. With the dishes and laundry still needing to be done I started with those tasks.

When the dildo was about 30 minutes in, it started to annoy really bad and I had to get to the loo badly.
So I went to the toilet, removed the dildo and when done reapplied a new condom and lube and slid it in again. This time it went in easier and further.

I continued the dishes and cleaned the kitchen too immediately after.
Now relaxing and enjoying a coffee and while I type this I see it's in for a total of 90 minutes already, so I guess I have done the time and it's time to finish it.

Threw the dice for tomorrow already, 5,5,4,1. So that's going to be a new challenge again... Figured it's better to let it rest a bit, before doing another nearly 2 hours of stretching.

Thanks for the dare and I start to like this stretching now. Something I have never done this way before.

[RiskyFlame]

The last day of stretching the anal canal. Once again, there isn't much to be changed besides minor things in the dare and the punishment in its whole. Tomorrow, androgyny, for those who are curious.

Attributes
- (Dildo-shaped) object: the same as day 4's dare, first attribute.
- Lube or (olive) oil.
- A plate or some underground that's OK with getting a little dirty. (optional)
- (Duct) tape or tight underwear to keep the (dildo-shaped) object in your ass. (optional)

The dare
For those who want to know how to insert the (dildo-shaped) object into your anus, a small instruction guide can be found in day 3's (Anal: Stimulation) dare. The instructions can be found in The dare itself; the first four (4) paragraphs. When you're more experienced and know how to insert the object, just continue reading.

Once you inserted the lubed (dildo-shaped) object, roll four dice. For each eye you rolled, the object must be plugged in your ass for seven (7) minutes.
- If you rolled the same number of eyes twice, add another 30 minutes to the total.
- If you rolled the same number of eyes thrice (3x), spend a night having the (dildo-shaped) object plugged into your ass.
- If you rolled the same number of eyes quadruple (4x), you may deduct 30 minutes from the total.

Don't take it out when it starts to get uncomfortable; just leave it in. However, if you feel any bigger amounts of pain, so no uncomfortable small pain, then you may take it out. Continue your time another time this day. When you feel the (same) bigger amounts of pain at the second try, discontinue this dare. Because you discontinue this dare, do the punishment. However, you may half the amount of time in the punishment.

Warning: anal insertion.
- Make sure you don't insert the object into your anus in its whole.
- Stop inserting the object when you feel any pain.
- Make sure the object has no sharp edges.
- Make sure you don't start with a too big circumferenced dildo-shaped object.

Punishment
Today's punishment is rather simple, yet daring. Take off all your clothes and take a (nude) pictures of yourself when imitating one of these poses. (Yes, both male and female) However, both your genitals and nipples must be visible in this photo. Once you've taken this nude picture of yourself without leaving any body parts out of the picture frame, save it as your background on your smartphone. Fortunately for you, it's only the home screen and not the lock screen, right?

Then roll one die to determine how long this nude image of you will stay as your phone's background. Once the time is up, you may delete this image right away or leave it for future inspiration.
1. Half a day. (12h)
2. One day. (24h)
3. Two days. (48h)
4. Re-roll and add a quarter day. (6h + re-roll)*
5. Re-roll and add half a day. (12h + re-roll)*
6. Re-roll and add a day. (24h + re-roll)*

* Each time you rolled this number; 6h, 12h or 24h will be added until you rolled a one, two or three. Example: you rolled 4, then 6, then 2. Your total is 6h + 24h + 24h = 60h = 2 days and 6 hours.

Best report: vincentio
As mentioned yesterday I had rolled a 5,5,4,1 for this time of ass stretching.
Just before starting I realized that, that meant 135 minutes not 105, due to the double 5.
Ouch that was a bit harder than expected.

I started off the same as yesterday, carefully lubing up, the asshole first and the dildo with condom later. Another time a thong to keep it in and ready to start the timer.
This time, I didn't have house chores to do and sitting on the dildo itself was a bit annoying, so in the end I sat on the couch on my knees and figured I could just as well play a video game. So I booted up Final Fantasy XV and continued were I left the last time. (Hunting to be awesome. ).

I don't know if it was the gaming, the stretching of the day before or something else, but it went a lot easier than yesterday. And I didn't even notice it that much most of the time.
I feel my legs now, from sitting like that, but other than that. It went great.
Thanks for another stretch.