Ask a Monkey anything...

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Alexis Rune

Are you a morning person?

No, I've always been a night owl, but almost all of my jobs have always been morning jobs.. ugh

Do you get sexual stimulation through your nipples? I mean, can you get 'excited' just through nipple stimulation and nothing else?

I can, some... like, playing with my nipples can cause an erection, but I don't think it would go further than that. Like I doubt I could ever have an orgasm or anything from just nipple play.

Was that last set 2 questions or just one?

Well, it may have been worded as two questions, but I answered it as one

The red pill or the blue pill?

I forget, which ones makes my hair luxurious and shiny again?

Do you remember the last time you jumped/stomped in a puddle?

Sadly, I do not

Skydiving: Exciting, terrifying or both?

I think I have that classified under "Poop my pants scary" under the sub-category "No thank you ma'am"

[M.G]

Do you actually own a pair of 3D glasses?

Do you play WoW with anyone on gD?

What is your all-time favorite game? (It can be board games, card games, consoles, etc.)

Are you still in touch with your childhood friend(s)?

If everything you can think/imagine of turns into real life, what kind of pizza would you have/make?

[SweetTeen]

Why are you such an awesome little monkey?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by M.G

Do you actually own a pair of 3D glasses?
I don't. I wear glasses so I never got along very well with 3D glasses

Do you play WoW with anyone on gD?
I don't. Not even sure who on here plays

What is your all-time favorite game? (It can be board games, card games, consoles, etc.)
Favorite Board game would have to be Talisman

Are you still in touch with your childhood friend(s)?
Some of them yes. As a matter of fact, at work I was just moved to another building and found out an old friend from high school, who I haven't seen in almost 20 years worked there too!

If everything you can think/imagine of turns into real life, what kind of pizza would you have/make?

It would be relatively simple, ooh, maybe a desert pizza: Apple crumble, nutella, ice cream, and... bananas. Can you make that happen?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

Why are you such an awesome little monkey?

Well, I'll have to break down your question thusly:
A) Monkeys are awesome
B) I am a monkey
So
C) I am awesome

[M.G]

Can I hear you speak 'Bad English'?

Have you ever climbed a tree as a kid/young-adult?

Do you/what type of sports have you played/participated in?

Favorite episode of/moment in Friends so far?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by M.G

Can I hear you speak 'Bad English'?

Urk.. this will be painful to my head:
Idk, why wud ya want ta hear that. I's just sittin' here in my house where I stays wit' ma bro. Jus' chillin'. Y ya gotta come at me like dat? Ya wanna go?

Have you ever climbed a tree as a kid/young-adult?

Yes I did, a lot, I was a ... dare I say it ... monkey.. HA.. didn't' see that one coming did you?

Do you/what type of sports have you played/participated in?

Hmm.. Is bowling a sport? I was in a league once

Favorite episode of/moment in Friends so far?

At the end of "The One With the Fake Monica" (which I just finished watching), when Joey goes on stage for an audition:
"Name"
"Holden McCrotch"

[SweetTeen]

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
2. How much do you know about computers?
3. How did you come to your username?
4. Do you like/liked school?
5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

Question Set #1

1. Ever had an orgasm just from anal play?
2. Do you remember an emberassing moment when you were a child?
3. Rather be Plugged for a Week or No touch for a Week?
4. Ever ruined an orgasm accidentally?
5. Do you remember how you thought about BDSM before you experienced it?

1. No, anal play is a limit for me right now
2. When I turned 16 I had a job delivering newspapers. When I got home from my route my whole family was outside waiting to throw water balloons at me. Then my older brother hid all my clothes except for some horribly mismatching stripes and just ugly clothes. I refused to wear them and made him give me my regular clothes back. I wasn't popular enough to try anything like wearing those to school.
3. No touch for a week (See answer #1)
4. Yes, For a previous Dom he had med edging for him until he said stop and I went just a little too far and had to ruin it.
5. It was always something that I had an overriding interest in!

Question Set #2

1. Ever had an orgasm just from humping something?
2. Are you afraid of heights?
3. Are you afraid of darkness?
4. Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
5. Do you like edging?

1. No, I haven't.. unless you mean my ex wife.
2. Not if they are within reason
3. No, unless there's a table stalking my little toe at the time
4. Yes
5. Is there really any doubt as to my answer to this one? Yes, yes I do.

Question Set #3
1. Would you describe yourself as a person who tries to be happy all the time?
2. You come into your room and see a spider on the wall ,what do you do?
3. What is the nearest object to your right ?
4. If you could make 1 change in the world , what would it be?
5. Rather be a Vampire or a bird?

1. I do try!
2. How big is the spider? A smaller one, I'd just let it chill. A big one? I would leave, quickly, lock the door and never enter the room again
3. My cell phone
4. An end to hatred
5. Bird, a vampire may live longer but he lives a much more limited life, a bird is the definition of freedom

Question Set #4
1. Would you kill a stranger if you would be paid 1 million euro for it? ( Not the killing itself just the decision about if he lives or not)
2. Rather have the ability to kill anyone with just thinking of it or have the ability to heal any illness with just touching the ill person, but youre unable to move if you choose the second.
3. Rather edge 100 times or have a ruined orgasm?
4. What is your least favorite thing about life itself?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?

1. No
2. I'd rather have the ability to heal. I think as humans we all, at times, let our thoughts get away from us. Even if it's just while driving "You cut me off asshole, I hope you die!" No, I couldn't deal with that at all!
3. Edge 100 times
4. People who are assholes
5. No, not love... only lust

Question Set #5

1. Is your left elbow on the table right now?
2. How much do you know about computers?
3. How did you come to your username?
4. Do you like/liked school?
5. Do you have a favorite thread here on GD?

1. Nope, my right is on my desk, left is on my knee.
2. A lot, I work as Onsite IT at a major company I'm sure you've probably heard of
3. Laziness: colorado, plus sub, plus guy
4. I didn't when I was in it, but I wish I was there now
5. I really like the 'Loser has to' threads

[SweetTeen]

Whats your favorite toy and why?

Best way to edge?

longest time you held an edge?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

Whats your favorite toy and why?

My favorite toy would probably be my handcuffs. I really like the feeling of being bound with them. Ironically, it's kind of freeing, when I'm wearing them I'm restricted to what I can do with them on, but that's ALL that can be expected of me at the time physically. I don't know if that's sense anywhere but in my head..

Best way to edge?

While talking to Miss Butterfly and Asslvr.

longest time you held an edge?

64 seconds.. and I'm struggling at that

[Alexis Rune]

Is it true that monkeys throw poo when they are angry or ornery!?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Alexis Rune

Is it true that monkeys throw poo when they are angry or ornery!?

That is a true statement

[SweetTeen]

Why did you move your signature pic from the left to the right?

Should I photoshop your avatar to something funny?

Do you have any suggestion for the custom edge I will give you?

Longest time you have spent naked?

Would it be fair to earn reductions per questions?

Who do you like more Butterfly or asslvr?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by SweetTeen

Why did you move your signature pic from the left to the right?

Well, I didn't, I'm not in control of my sig anymore, you'd have to ask Miss Butterfly

Should I photoshop your avatar to something funny?

You can if you want, there's no guarantee it will ever be put up however

Do you have any suggestion for the custom edge I will give you?

Yes: be nice

Longest time you have spent naked?

Nothing special here, It's kind of boring but usually just overnight, while I'm sleeping.

Would it be fair to earn reductions per questions?

Hmm, I wonder if Miss Butterfly and Mr Devious would consider that

Who do you like more Butterfly or asslvr?

Really? I love them both the mostest!