Share the "burden", subby teamwork game

[iSwitchBitch]

-3 Hours of edging with no intentions of cumming
-10 cups of water drank
-2 PM Dares sent initiated by Monkey's Dare rampage

3/5 friends to join
41/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
974/1000 cups of water drank (8 oz cups)
246/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
57/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
33/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
587/600 mins kneeling on hard surface
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
4/5 hand turkeys drawn (http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-a-Hand-Turkey/)
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
15/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
0/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[bondagegirl0841]

1 hand turkey drawn with Christmas decorations on it.
20 cups of water
15 kneeling in the corner

3/5 friends to join
41/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
1004/1000 cups of water drank (8 oz cups)FINISHED
246/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
57/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
33/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
602/600 mins kneeling on hard surface FINISHED
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
5/5 hand turkeys drawn
(http://www.instructables.com/id/Make...rkey/)FINISHED
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
15/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
0/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[bondagegirl0841]

1 hand turkey drawn with Christmas decorations on it.
20 cups of water
15 kneeling in the corner

3/5 friends to join
41/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
1004/1000 cups of water drank (8 oz cups)FINISHED
246/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
57/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
33/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
602/600 mins kneeling on hard surface FINISHED
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
5/5 hand turkeys drawn
(http://www.instructables.com/id/Make...rkey/)FINISHED
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
15/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
0/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[pet monkey]

More stuff done by monkey:

I guess I really didn't do a lot today, since some of the things I've typically been working on have already been completed: GOOD JOB PEOPLE

As I was writing this looking through the list I decided I could do some clothespins on my inner thighs, so I added 10 to (5 on each side).

No PM dares today, since that seems to have backfired on me yesterday

I was tasked with 100 edges by Duchess today, luckily after the first one I remembered to turn on some Christmas music so we can count 99 of those edges towards our task.

That's it for today monkey friends, maybe I'll be able to add some more tomorrow...maybe

3/5 friends to join
41/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
256/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
57/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
33/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
114/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
0/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[kurious kat]

Go, subbies, go! Fours items off the list this weekend! *throws confetti* You are all amazing!

I had a truly fabulous weekend. For the benefit of lightening our collective burden:
- I drank 5 cups of water (already completed by bondagegirl0841)
- I experienced 12 ruined orgasms. I took them on in three main batches, and kept going back for more until it took me at least 30-60 seconds to get my breathing back to normal afterwards. The final ruin of the day was granted as a reward for other work well done. Happy times!
- Tonight I danced naked to 2 Christmas songs, wearing nothing but a Santa hat!
I off started grooving to "Last Christmas" by George Michael, then shook my bootie to a dance remix of "Jingle Bells". So. Much. Fun!

On the list:
3/5 friends to join
41/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
256/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
57/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
45/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
114/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[iSwitchBitch]

Jesus you're such a cutie Kat haha
I guess I haven't been putting as much effort into these reports as you guys have. I'll give it a try this time.

-X Hours of porn without cumming. I'm currently in the middle of one of my huge edging sessions. I haven't been keeping track of them as I don't see a point, but I've been going since 4 and it's about 7 now. I absolutely love this feeling! I want to cum so badly I could cry, but I know I'm only going to end up denying myself, which turns me on even more. I'll continue to give myself the delicious edges I crave, pathetically repeating the cycle until the edges only take a couple of firm strokes to reach and I have to force myself to stop for fear of an accident. I guess we'll see how long I can take this.
*two hours of bondage later*
Against my better judgement, I'm going to continue edging. Final Exam studying is for nerds.
...
Aaaaand I'm gonna have to force myself to stop now. 4PM to 12AM (minus two hours of bondage) puts me at six hours watching porn without cumming.

-2 hours of bondage. I'm doing this for the Big Brother thread, so I might as well record it here. I'll be doing an hour of heavy bondage (very restricted to no movement) and an hour of light bondage (slightly restricted, still able to move for the most part)
Heavy Bondage: It's nearly 8PM now so I've been stroking almost constantly for four hours. Bondage is one way to make me stop edging I suppose lol.
I'll be incorporating ankle, body, and wrist weights to this as I don't have much to work with and want to feel immobile as possible. My toes will be tied together and attached to my balls on a short shoestring, to keep me kneeling. My balls will also be attached to a little ring on the front of my weighted vest, the ring on the back will be what I attach one of the long thin cloth strips I use for selfbondage (I have no clue what they were for before). That will have a slipknot at the end of it to tie my wrists like this. I'll be completely naked with a dirty sock gag. For added humiliation and to help the time pass, I'll get on Omegle under humiliation, cbt, male slave, and many other tags.
...
It's ten now. The first hour passed quickly with people on Omegle watching me. Never really typing anything, mostly just dark screens silently lurking as I struggled for show. Occassionally, the (amazing) two mean girls under the "feet" tag, who looked like they were only there to make fun of people like me, would get paired with me and they'd just laugh at me for a couple minutes before skipping. Hoping to see them again, I stayed in the heavy bondage and the two hours flew by. My knees and balls are killing me and my shoulders have never been so stiff. Good times.

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
256/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
63/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
45/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
60,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
85/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
28/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
114/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[MarvHarvey]

Quick update, sorry few stories.
2000 strokes (tkanks to PM from Colosubby and some other stuff)
3 people got PMs
2 Happy Holiday greetings

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
695/900 minutes of corner time
256/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
63/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
45/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
38/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
88/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
30/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
114/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked

[JGVBjj]

Let's add
-10 hypnosis tracks listened to
-50 days without orgasms
-20 hours of wearing of chastity device

[kurious kat]

On the twelfth day before Christmas, my true thread gave to me:
1 minute in the corner
2 days without swearing
3 Holiday Greetings
4 thigh-clamping clothespins
5 ruined orgasms!

(The clothespins were worn during the corner time, so I wasn't able to touch them again until the timer rang. If I could have, I definitely would have!)

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
260/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
63/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
50/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
40/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
88/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
33/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
114/200 more edges listening to Christmas music
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
0/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device

[pet monkey]

Quick addition for today

Duchess once again picked out my clothes for today, so that's one day off of that one. She has taken a liking to picking out my clothes, a monkey's gotta look good for his Duchess, but, checking down the list it seems as if this one has been completed. Ah well...

I did not have an orgasm today so I can break that one item and get it started

aaaand... Apparently, Duchess decided she wanted to listed to some Christmas music, so multi-tasker that she is, decided I would edge while she did. I completed 100 edges while listening to the Christmas music, and, I don't mind telling you, I'm quite a bit horny now. And also, that task is now complete.

Oh, and I sent one PM dare today... hopefully, this one won't backfire

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
260/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
63/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
50/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
40/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
89/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
33/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
214/200 more edges listening to Christmas music (Completed)
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
1/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device

[iSwitchBitch]

-3 more hours of porn yesterday. Not that I really had the time or anything- I was totally blowing off studying again- but because I was so unbelievably horny from the day before. God I love denial.
-2 days no cumming. I count today because I cant have an orgasm today for my hours of porn to count. Not that I really plan on it for a while.

EDIT: Make that 4 hours of porn without cumming.
EDIT (again): Just throwing in a PM sent
New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
260/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
66/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
50/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
200/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
40/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
3/50 origami creations
90/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
33/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
3/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device

[pet monkey]

SUBBYS UNITE!!!

I made some progress on a couple of our tasks.

There are some here I'm sorta of tired of looking at (if you know what I mean...). For example, those lines of 'What is love...' May I suggest that we team up on it. There's a lot of us and only 274 of them left. If 10 of us do 9 lines a day for 3 days that will knock out 270 of the remaining 274 IN 3 DAYS. To 'put my money where my mouth is' I just completed 25 lines to bring us down to that 274 number. C'mon guys, we can do it! Let's wipe it out! I fully understand it's not one of the FUN tasks, so let's work together to get rid of it! I will commit to completing 10 lines a day until it is done. Please don't leave me to do them by myself.

This morning while Duchess was on her way to school she told me I should pick a task and contribute, of course when she said 'pick a task' what she meant was, she would pick one. So she chose for me to put some clothespins on my inner thighs; 10 on each thigh... and then pull them off (even though that's not part of the task!!!) So, I will add 20 clothespins (and two owie inner thighs) to the completion list.

Since it has been two days since my last report, I can add 2 more days without orgasm into the completed pile, I'm not quite sure when my last orgasm was, but I am sure that I am quite the horny monkey!

Since my last attempt seemed to work out well sending PM dares to people, I searched through the blog postings to find some different people to send dares to. I sent a total of 3 PM dares today.

And finally, I had to do a task at work that required me to cut a lot of pieces of paper in half, leaving me with some prime origami scraps, so I completed one origami swan. It's been a while since I've made one so his folds aren't really that wonderful, and his little origami swan friends will probably laugh at him behind his back, while pretending to be friends with him and invite him to parties, but I think he's good enough to count. I still have more paper at my desk, so there will probably be more to come.

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
280/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
66/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after)
50/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
225/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
40/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
4/50 origami creations
93/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
33/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
5/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device

[Switch Lucy]

I'll add

100 hands free edges by humping something
50 edges with your wrists cuffed together
100 times peeing naked while gagged
100 ice cubes melted in your underwear (while wearing them)

[iSwitchBitch]

Originally Posted by colosubguy

There are some here I'm sorta of tired of looking at (if you know what I mean...). For example, those lines of 'What is love...' May I suggest that we team up on it. There's a lot of us and only 274 of them left. If 10 of us do 9 lines a day for 3 days that will knock out 270 of the remaining 274 IN 3 DAYS. To 'put my money where my mouth is' I just completed 25 lines to bring us down to that 274 number. C'mon guys, we can do it! Let's wipe it out! I fully understand it's not one of the FUN tasks, so let's work together to get rid of it! I will commit to completing 10 lines a day until it is done. Please don't leave me to do them by myself.

I feel it, I'll try to help you out with this semi-daily too. I did 50 today and I already never want to hear that song again...

Also I edged for a solid 4 and a half hours this morning and watched porn for 7 Time flies when you're a horny mess with nothing to do.
I'm trying to resist the urge to cum so that the group gets an added 7 hours of porn without cumming, completing the task! (and two days without cumming) but my willpower's waning. I can hold out until 3 tomorrow...


New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
280/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
72/72 hours of watching porn (counts only if you don't cum for 24 hours after) COMPLETED
50/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
275/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
40/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
4/50 origami creations
93/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
33/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
2/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
7/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device
0/100 hands free edges by humping something
0/50 edges with your wrists cuffed together
0/100 times peeing naked while gagged
0/100 ice cubes melted in your underwear (while wearing them)

[kurious kat]

All I want for Christmas is you!

...Which is what I danced to, along with Baby, It's Cold Outside last night. I feel a little silly wiggling around in my living room, but it gets magical when I throw on the Santa hat. Like a naughty Christmas elf.

I also am working to wish people Happy Holidays. More and more folks are going on vacation, so whenever I realize I won't meet up with them again until the new year, I try to wish them well. I'm not always sure I've hit 5 a day, but I know I did at least 3 yesterday - and it really does feel good to see everyone smile!

We've now collected 6 more perfectly nice orgasms ruined. Sometimes I think of them as the ones iSwitchBitch and Monkey aren't having, despite all their amazing edges. But perhaps imagining my impressive friends being able to get their orgasms after all, only to step in and deliciously ruin them, is cruel?

I will also contribute to the What Is Love lines with you. Time is tight right now with lots of personal and work deadlines, but 10 lines a day is doable. I can start that tomorrow. I promise not to swear while doing it, either; I had two more profanity-free days, and I want to keep the streak going.

New List:
3/5 friends to join
43/100 hours spent in bondage
696/900 minutes of corner time
280/500 clothespins on inner thighs (no time restrictions)
56/100 ruined orgasms
14/50 cum swallows
275/499 lines of "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more" while listening to this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzA5WuwZZE)
95/100 ice cubes melted in ass, on nipples or genitals
42/100 days without swearing
62,800/100,000 strokes/seconds with no edges
1/10 Generate a sentence using this site (https://randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php) and record yourself reading it in slam-poet style. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOrrknTxbI) Recite a total of 10 sentences.
4/50 origami creations
93/100 PM dares sent
3/7 Days of wearing some sort of bondage (rope, chastity device, tape on your genitals, etc.) under your clothing AT WORK/SCHOOL for at least one hour.
2/10 Beard Ponytails - only one ponytail can be accounted for per sub, per day.
36/100 Happy Holiday greetings - each sub can only count 5 greetings per day
4/50 Christmas songs danced to while naked
0/10 hypnosis tracks listened to
7/50 days without orgasms
0/20 hours of wearing of chastity device
0/100 hands free edges by humping something
0/50 edges with your wrists cuffed together
0/100 times peeing naked while gagged
0/100 ice cubes melted in your underwear (while wearing them)