The corrupted wish game.

[japgirl]

Granted. But it’s also deserted and you’re stranded there.

I wish to finally publish a book.

[SissyBoi<3]

Wish Granted! However, you will finally publish a book but it will say it was written by someone else. So no credit to yourself.

I wish to go to Tokyo.

[japgirl]

Granted. But you have no money so you go as a stowaway...you’re caught without a passport and detained for serval days.

I wish people had the same definition of smart as me.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now Mercedes Benz has to find a whole new marketing department thanks to you, and they sue you for millions in compensation, plus 10 years slave labor at the NotSmartAnymore factory in Sindelfingen. Meanwhile, Audi launches a new gas guzzler named WeToldYouSo.

I wish everyone on the internet had to tell the absolute truth for 24 hours starting now.

[japgirl]

Granted. But it also applies to you so now everyone knows when you fart, poo, cum and screw.

I wish I had time to bake more desserts.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are instantly transported in to an pocket universe with a fully equipped kitchen and ingredients, where you can bake to your heart's content. Once you are done, you are transported back with your desserts back to this universe. However, due to the asynchronous flow of time the pocket universe and this, you appear back 152 million years in the future. The giant sentient rats of Pangea Proxima enjoy your desserts after eating you.

I wish it wouldn't snow this winter.

[japgirl]

Granted. But now it’s the complete opposite and your homeland turns into a desert. Without any rain or snow to melt, there is a drought. Water must be imported from other continents and your water bill increases by 200%. And a bottle of water now costs as much as a luxury hotel room.

I wish to have some really amazing sex.

[Runesmith]

Granted. But you can only experience this amazing sex at the Empathy Suite at the Palms resort in Vegas, which costs 100k USD a night, and only with a homeless man who hasn't showered in a year.

I wish that Windows Phone 10 would be revived by Microsoft, because Android is an annoying clusterfuck.

[japgirl]

Granted. Windows Phone 10 is revived but Microsoft is hacked and your phone’s operating system turns back into Android.

I wish to have an orgasm tomorrow.

[Runesmith]

Granted. However, the orgasm will occur inside a packed club, when your Dom pulls up your dress in the middle of the dance floor, pulls down your panties, and finger fucks you in full view of your friends and strangers.

I wish everyone in the world realized that religion is a pile of made up crap, which is not worth killing over.

[japgirl]

Granted. But the world goes to shit because everyone also loses their moral compass. They have nothing to hope for and start killing anyway as there is no sense of light that fills people’s hearts and they have nothing to repress their angry thoughts.

I wish Aunt Flo didn’t decide to visit today.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Auntie Flo decides that she's tired of coming to visit her favorite niece (including those surprise visits that spoil plans). She's getting on in her years and can't take the long commute anymore. So she decides to move in with you - permanently.

I wish the radio stations didn't pollute my commute with that crap called rap.

[japgirl]

Granted. There is no more rap, but the unintelligent and untalented committee are very angry and have words for you as you took away their income stream. Now all you hear on the radio is their incessant whining about how life isn’t fair and how they now deserve welfare.

I wish I could do aerial acrobatics so I could flip in the air while hanging from silks.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are now the most skill aerial acrobat in the world, and you can not only hang from silks, but also from cords woven from human hair that your adoring fans donate by cutting off their tresses on the spot. However, if you ever touch the ground you will lose all your talent. So keep flying...

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[japgirl]

Granted. You learn to play string instruments, but that complicated f-string has got you in a knot. It’s never in tune because for some reason, you always unknowingly use a g-string instead.

I wish my aunt would leave so playtime could commence again.