The Ballbusting Thread

[Czech]

I'll join and for a week.

[Emmyred]

Originally Posted by JupiterZeus

I'll join for 2 days (today and tomorrow). Do I begin with posts that follow my entry, or the post from today?

Originally Posted by Czech

I'll join and for a week.

You can both start by doing my post from earlier today.

[eevee.velvet]

Okay so here's the funny thing. Slutty bunny only watched about 3-10 baseball games a year. Just so happens the ones she does watch are awesome.
So the BlueJays just finished a 4 game series with Cleveland. Where they broke Cleveland winning streak at 14 games.
Game 1-
Was Thursday and Cleveland won so -
100 with a wooden spoon to the right.

Game 2-
Now this was Canada and man was it epic. 19 innings and a 2-1 victory for Cleveland. So
33 with a wooden ruler to the left
67 with the ruler to the right.

Game 3-
Was yesterday and it was a fairly even game.
100 with a pen alternating between them.

Game 4 -
Now this was all Toronto at a score of 17-1. Ya it was bad or good if you're like slutty bunny and a Toronto fan.
So celebrate with
170 with a wooden spoon to the left.
10 with the wooden spoon to the right.

If you happen to hate Toronto read the spoiler and be honest here! (Just so we are clear. Slutty bunny does mean their baseball team)

Spoiler:

have the final 20 book drops.

[HairbrushMe]

I'll join for four days. Off we go. And I must do the post prior. Will report.

[eevee.velvet]

For Bouncing Bunnies Only!

Spoiler:

As slutty bunny knows that Ori is the only one, she thought that she would be nice and say that the music except for one song can be ones of your choosing.

Everyone else -
Same as last week 5 songs, 5 tasks pick which one goes with which.

Songs - (this week is repeat titles)
Perfect - Simple plan
Perfect - One direction
Moments - Emerson Drive
Moments - Westlife
Moments - One Direction

Busts. (each line is a set)

• 100 with the lightest thing you can find
• 100 with a wooden spoon, (be sure to alternate to the beat)
• 100 tooth brush after you apply toothpaste to balls.
• 100 with a ruler.
• 20 snaps. (space these out through the song)

Bunnies to this twice instead of doubling. make sure you match different songs with the different bust the second time.
Bouncing bunnies - 3 times. and the spoiler must be used for different songs each time.

[ntni11]

Originally Posted by Asher88

Okay so here's the funny thing. Slutty bunny only watched about 3-10 baseball games a year. Just so happens the ones she does watch are awesome.
So the BlueJays just finished a 4 game series with Cleveland. Where they broke Cleveland winning streak at 14 games.
Game 1-
Was Thursday and Cleveland won so -
100 with a wooden spoon to the right.

Game 2-
Now this was Canada and man was it epic. 19 innings and a 2-1 victory for Cleveland. So
33 with a wooden ruler to the left
67 with the ruler to the right.

Game 3-
Was yesterday and it was a fairly even game.
100 with a pen alternating between them.

Game 4 -
Now this was all Toronto at a score of 17-1. Ya it was bad or good if you're like slutty bunny and a Toronto fan.
So celebrate with
170 with a wooden spoon to the left.
10 with the wooden spoon to the right.

If you happen to hate Toronto read the spoiler and be honest here! (Just so we are clear. Slutty bunny does mean their baseball team)

Spoiler:

have the final 20 book drops.

Originally Posted by Asher88

For Bouncing Bunnies Only!

Thank you miss asher, I have completed all of these busts now. The spoon really hurts so thank goodness there was not too many of those shots.
Also I have no opinion on torontos baseball team as i don't watch baseball so won't be looking at the spoiler.

Spoiler:

As slutty bunny knows that Ori is the only one, she thought that she would be nice and say that the music except for one song can be ones of your choosing.

Everyone else -
Same as last week 5 songs, 5 tasks pick which one goes with which.

Songs - (this week is repeat titles)
Perfect - Simple plan
Perfect - One direction
Moments - Emerson Drive
Moments - Westlife
Moments - One Direction

Busts. (each line is a set)

• 100 with the lightest thing you can find
• 100 with a wooden spoon, (be sure to alternate to the beat)
• 100 tooth brush after you apply toothpaste to balls.
• 100 with a ruler.
• 20 snaps. (space these out through the song)

Bunnies to this twice instead of doubling. make sure you match different songs with the different bust the second time.
Bouncing bunnies - 3 times. and the spoiler must be used for different songs each time.

Thank you again for these miss I am kind of enjoying seeing what you come up with next for the song genre lol
I used a feather for the first 100 miss and this was good as it didn't hurt. Sadly the next 100 did because that wooden spoon is brutal, i so hate it and with them already being sore that was worse than normal.
The 100 with the toothbrush are more painful than you would think, I think it's because of a small surface area and the toothpaste burns after a while.
The ruler is relatively hard and when youa re as sore as i was these are pretty awful and finally the snaps after all i had done were excruciating and i really am going to need to take some time before doing any others.

[OriTheOwl]

Originally Posted by Samishere

Max while listening to Elvis songs please

Hemidemisemiquaver

ewww bad music XD thank you for the busts Sam!

Originally Posted by IHeartfun

300 to left ball with wooden spoon. Then bouncing bunnies an additional 300 still to the left

ouchies!!!! wooden spoons hurt so bad DX thank you for the pain Hearty!

Originally Posted by Emmyred

Mixed bag again today. With a choice at the end. Complete the spoilers in order. Do not look at the next spoiler until you have finished the previous ones. I would prefer all mine to be done in one session, with breaks as necessary for safety. You may want to have all standard tools nearby for convenience. Bunnies should double numbers as they go instead of doing the thing twice.

Spoiler:

Start with 100 hits with a fruit in a sock

Spoiler:

5 hard punches

Spoiler:

20 hits with a wet wooden spoon

Spoiler:

5 hard punches

Spoiler:

20 hits with a wet wooden spoon

Spoiler:

5 hard punches

Spoiler:

20 hits with a wet wooden spoon

Spoiler:

Aren't you glad this one is a different length? Unfortunately, I'm just messing with you. It's still going to be 5 hard punches

Spoiler:

20 hits with a wet wooden spoon

Spoiler:

This one is different for real. 50 book drops with a heavy, hard back book.

Spoiler:

100 hits with a wet wooden spoon...

Spoiler:

And this one contains a choice. You could complete 30 rubber band snaps. But, as I know your balls are quite sore, I will give you another choice. If you don't want to do these snaps, you can FIRST send 5 PM dares (from a posted list) to another buster in this thread. They could be all to one person, or to multiple; HOWEVER, you must respect limits on number of PMs per person per day. If there are not enough participants to post 5 in one day, you can send them over the coarse of two days. SECONDLY, you will post a link to YOUR PM dares in this thread WITH a thorough report. If you do not currently have PM dares, create a blog containing at least five to be eligible for this option.

Have fun with this...

so much DX I see why you asked me to wait to do it but no one went for it :P I choose the band snaps DX Thank youf or the pain Emmyred!

Originally Posted by Emmyred

Feeling a bit on the sadistic side this evening. Everyone can have 500 with your least favorite implement UNLESS your least favorite implements is one of the following...if so, complete the spoiler

Book Drops/Shutting

Spoiler:

Have 400 with a wooden spoon, 25 times slamming the book shut on your balls, 50 book drops, and 5 minutes stacking as many heavy books on top of your balls on a table as you can

Rubber Bands

Spoiler:

Have 50 rubber band snaps, plus 200 with a wooden spoon

Bouncing Bunnies: Do 1000 with your least favorite implement plus both spoilers.

so many busts, my poor balls thank you for the pain Emmyred! <3

Originally Posted by Emmyred

Looks like I'm keeping this thread moving.

Today is the 3rd of July, so I'd like you to pick 3 implements and put them in order of harshness: A is the nicest, B is the medium one, and C is the harshest. Then, roll a die and complete the spoiler. Bunnies roll twice, but do not double. Bouncing Bunnies roll twice and do double.

1:

Spoiler:

60 with A, 140 with B, 300 with C

2:

Spoiler:

Unlucky! 500 hard ones with C, edging every 50

3:

Spoiler:

Nice and easy: Have 300 with A and 50 with B.

4:

Spoiler:

Complete 250 hits, but switch implements every 10 (10 with A, 10 with B, 10 with C, then back to A)

5:

Spoiler:

Extra Pain for You: 75 with A; 25 book drops, 75 with B; 25 book drops, 200 with C, 50 book drops

6:

Spoiler:

You get a choice. 12 hours of no-touch, spending at least 30 minutes reading erotica or watching porn OR complete #5, finishing with three minutes of HARD squeezing and 50 more book drops

I expect reports

rolled 2 and 6 DX

Spoiler:

the edges were awful and then the 12 hours of touch made it so much worse DX

thank you for the busts Emmyred! <3

Originally Posted by Asher88

Okay so here's the funny thing. Slutty bunny only watched about 3-10 baseball games a year. Just so happens the ones she does watch are awesome.
So the BlueJays just finished a 4 game series with Cleveland. Where they broke Cleveland winning streak at 14 games.
Game 1-
Was Thursday and Cleveland won so -
100 with a wooden spoon to the right.

Game 2-
Now this was Canada and man was it epic. 19 innings and a 2-1 victory for Cleveland. So
33 with a wooden ruler to the left
67 with the ruler to the right.

Game 3-
Was yesterday and it was a fairly even game.
100 with a pen alternating between them.

Game 4 -
Now this was all Toronto at a score of 17-1. Ya it was bad or good if you're like slutty bunny and a Toronto fan.
So celebrate with
170 with a wooden spoon to the left.
10 with the wooden spoon to the right.

If you happen to hate Toronto read the spoiler and be honest here! (Just so we are clear. Slutty bunny does mean their baseball team)

Spoiler:

have the final 20 book drops.

well I dont hate the city and i dont care about sports like this XD Thank you for the lots of busts XD

Originally Posted by Asher88

For Bouncing Bunnies Only!

Spoiler:

As slutty bunny knows that Ori is the only one, she thought that she would be nice and say that the music except for one song can be ones of your choosing.

Everyone else -
Same as last week 5 songs, 5 tasks pick which one goes with which.

Songs - (this week is repeat titles)
Perfect - Simple plan
Perfect - One direction
Moments - Emerson Drive
Moments - Westlife
Moments - One Direction

Busts. (each line is a set)

• 100 with the lightest thing you can find
• 100 with a wooden spoon, (be sure to alternate to the beat)
• 100 tooth brush after you apply toothpaste to balls.
• 100 with a ruler.
• 20 snaps. (space these out through the song)

Bunnies to this twice instead of doubling. make sure you match different songs with the different bust the second time.
Bouncing bunnies - 3 times. and the spoiler must be used for different songs each time.

to keep it simple the 5 songs will be done in order of what tasks I do so I dont have to keep rewriting the tasks over and over so here we go

Spoiler:

first set
1 Perfect - Simple plan
2 Hello Kitty by Avril Lavinge
3 My Shot from Hamilton
4 Wait for it from Hamilton
5 The zombie song by Stephanie Mabey

second set
1 Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother
2 Boop from RWBY
3 No Children by The Mountain Goats
4 Moments - Westlife
5 Satisfied from Hamilton

Third set
1 The Room Where It Happens from hamilton
2 Moments - Emerson Drive
3 Girlfriend by Avril Lavinge
4 Love me Dead by Ludo
5 Guns and Ships from Hamilton

so many busts XD and so many songs XD thank you for the busts Ashy! <3 my balls may need a break soon lol

[HairbrushMe]

So I found the baseball dare too irresistible and decided to jump back in with the previous two from the holiday weekend from Miss Emmyred.

Have 50 rubber band snaps, plus 200 with a wooden spoon.

This was a painful start. I hate snaps. Doesn’t everyone. Plus 200 with my wooden spoon. Thank you.

Today is the 3rd of July, so I'd like you to pick 3 implements and put them in order of harshness: A is the nicest, B is the medium one, and C is the harshest. Then, roll a die and complete the spoiler. Bunnies roll twice, but do not double. Bouncing Bunnies roll twice and do double.

I had an A) wooden spoon, a B)) short wandy cane and a C) small leather tawse.
Rolled a 1.
1:60 with A, 140 with B, 300 with C
The wooden spoon packs a concentrated wallop to start. The small cane is stingy and a little weighty and left me throbing well. The leather tawse always stings, sometimes catching an especially tender or well-hit spot. Very sore by the end of this. Thank you.


Loved the baseball-Blue Jays-themed dare. Let's see how I feel afterward.

Game 1-
Was Thursday and Cleveland won so -
100 with a wooden spoon to the right.
Ouch. Already sore. One ball is starting to cry a little.
Game 2-
Now this was Canada and man was it epic. 19 innings and a 2-1 victory for Cleveland. So
33 with a wooden ruler to the left
67 with the ruler to the right.
I could only find a metal ruler, heavy and brutal, so I used that. Flat side or edge, either way, every smack was wince-inducing.

Game 3-
Was yesterday and it was a fairly even game.
100 with a pen alternating between them.
This was a nice break.

Game 4 -
Now this was all Toronto at a score of 17-1. Ya it was bad or good if you're like slutty bunny and a Toronto fan.
So celebrate with
170 with a wooden spoon to the left.
10 with the wooden spoon to the right.

Big finish. Getting the left equally pained. Thank you for the creative ball busting dares.

[OodlesofCuddles]

I am going to join for 3 days.

[AbuseMyBalls]

How can I be a bunny/bouncing bunny? I feel like you guys get all the fun!

[AbuseMyBalls]

I still don't understand the song dare

[eevee.velvet]

Originally Posted by AbuseMyBalls

How can I be a bunny/bouncing bunny? I feel like you guys get all the fun!

you have to be a bunny for 3 months before becoming a bouncing bunny. As for becoming a bunny. slutty bunny isn't going to do that for you as you haven't been in the thread long enough to actually really do it.

Originally Posted by AbuseMyBalls

I still don't understand the song dare

As for the song busts.
pick a song and you must be listening to the song as you do the busts of that one set of 100 busts. It gives you guys some choice as to which song you want to use for which busts, might make it easier to do some of them.

[Emmyred]

For this, you will need at least half an hour of uninterrupted time. Please start this assignment when you already need to pee. Bonus points if you are already desperate.

First, drink an extra 16 ounces of water. Then, tie your balls quite tightly.

I'd like you to have a full water bottle and a timer. I do not want you to have other distractions during this time.

Round One: Using the full water bottle, you will hit yourself HARD once every 15 seconds for 15 minutes with no touching in between. (60 hits)

Round Two: For the second fifteen minutes, you will punch yourself HARD once every 15 seconds for another 15 minutes. During this round, however, you will take a drink from your water bottle after each punch. If you run out of water, then just continue the punches until time runs out. (60 punches)

Obviously, you are not allowed to pee during this task. If you fail to hold it, you will wait until the next time you have to pee and try again, but add 1 edge and 75 wooden spoon hits before round one, after round one, and after round two.

[HairbrushMe]

Busts with songs. (each line is a set)
These songs all were ignorable background noise. Can’t recall which I used for which.
100 with the lightest thing you can find. Used a dry washcloth. Nice buffing.
100 with a wooden spoon, (be sure to alternate to the beat)
Good wakeup this morning, 100 hard smacks with a wooden spoon. No mercy. None deserved. Followed up with 100 with a toothbrush to pasted balls. This is having an effect. Then 100 with my metal ruler. Deep, dull soreness overtaking. Finished with 20 snaps. Took a full minute to do them, letting each hard snap really set in and make me wince out loud. Thanks for these.

[ntni11]

Originally Posted by Emmyred

For this, you will need at least half an hour of uninterrupted time. Please start this assignment when you already need to pee. Bonus points if you are already desperate.

First, drink an extra 16 ounces of water. Then, tie your balls quite tightly.

I'd like you to have a full water bottle and a timer. I do not want you to have other distractions during this time.

Round One: Using the full water bottle, you will hit yourself HARD once every 15 seconds for 15 minutes with no touching in between. (60 hits)

Round Two: For the second fifteen minutes, you will punch yourself HARD once every 15 seconds for another 15 minutes. During this round, however, you will take a drink from your water bottle after each punch. If you run out of water, then just continue the punches until time runs out. (60 punches)

Obviously, you are not allowed to pee during this task. If you fail to hold it, you will wait until the next time you have to pee and try again, but add 1 edge and 75 wooden spoon hits before round one, after round one, and after round two.

Thank you for the challenge miss emmyred, this was a complicated one but i like unusual so it was good.
As requested i needed to pee when i started the drank the 16 ounces of water and tied my balls.
I filled up my water bottle (500ml) and began
Round 1- I did all 60 hits using a water bottle and can tell you that you don't realise how hard a water bottle is until it hits your balls and also having the balls tied leaves no escape for them and it hurts much much worse.
Round 2- I did the hits and it hurt so bad with balls still tied was pretty much curled up near the end because of it. Drank a little water every time and actually had a little bit left at the end.
The pee was really hard to hold as you were getting hit as sometimes you would almost lose control due to the pain but provided a real different feel to add to it all. I was so relieved when it was done and I was able to pee it almost took away the pain for a moment