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I wish you would take the picture you just gave me back. |
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#3452 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. I take back the pic of LPV's dick. Well, that's what you wanted, right? I mean, you didn't specify whether it's a physical or mental image. You are still left with the agonizing mental image you concocted in your own mind, and you can never sleep again.
I wish it would stop raining on the only day I have free on this trip.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3453 |
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Granted. You never see rain again and start to miss it and forget what it looks like. You have to watch out from the hot sun and possible sunburn, and live a nomadic lifestyle forever because wherever you go there is always a drought with sometimes an angry mob that ensues.
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#3454 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. That week was the week of 17 March 1972. I hope both enjoyed the respite.
I wish Android was more like Windows 10 mobile.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3455 | |
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But Snake Plissken shuts down the world with a cataclysmic electromagnetic pulse from the myriad of satellites harboring space which reduces those trinkets to mere paperweights and renders everything electronic useless. Have fun peddling that bicycle. I wish you would make a sincere honest to goodness adequate compliment about LPV with no comebacks. |
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#3456 |
Stranger with candy
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Granted. Here it goes - "Bravely battling his obvious cognitive deficiencies, LPV has established himself as the unchallenged king of the non-sequitur on the lounge games sub-forum." Remember, you are the one who put the condition "adequate." Since this is a corrupted wish game, this compliment comes with 22 days of orgasm denial with a single edge each night for you, and 222 days of orgasm denial for LPV.
I wish I could afford an SSC Tuatara with 1750 HP debuting at Pebble Beach this year.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3457 | |
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If the car is what's landing you women, they're probably not worthwhile anyway. I wish for a happy and great wish that comes true for me without it being corrupted in any way. |
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#3458 |
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Granted. A great happiness comes true for you as you wished. However, as something cannot come out of nothing, that happiness is extracted from all other getDare users reducing their lives to shades of grey (no, no, not the 50 shades - don't get your hopes up, masochists).
After the thrill of the Tuatara, I wish for an Audi etron PB-18, so that I can land those environmentally conscious nerdy hippie chicks.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3459 |
Prodigy
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Granted. The postman delivers a model version of it you still have to put together. Once you have put it together there is one piece missing too.
Puppy wishes for more puppygear he can use.
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Likes: Denial / Spanking / Petplay / body writing / Sensory Deprivation / Crossdressing / Hidden public / Hypnosis Neutral: Diapers / Messy / Cornertime / Bladder control / Pee / pictures Curious: Humiliation / Self-bondage / hidden public outing Dislikes: Linewriting Limits: Permanent / Family / Face / Video/Cam / Illegal For more: Likes / toys PM dares Progress of 1000 thread KIK: Pariahterror ![]() |
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I wish to give them their happiness back. Last edited by Joan Sky; 08-29-2018 at 05:29 AM. |
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#3461 |
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Granted. But as always, something can't come from nothing. The getDare users get their happiness back, but it is extracted from the population of Belgium, villagers from a mountain village in Tibet, students at the Hayden Memorial Library at MIT, and three orphan puppies. I hope you can live with that.
I wish I could make any living being become frozen in time by saying "freeze" at them, and unfreeze them at any time I want by saying "unfreeze" at them.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3462 | |
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Granted, but the definition of any is limited to one or some, not all, so your little novelty act is limited to the confines of any freeze tag game.
![]() ![]() Ahem... Okay, I got on a roll with that... Um... I wish Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner could just be friends. Or at least catch him already, goodness. And stop paying for those crappy Acme products. Time for a new strategy Wile E. And change your name while you're at it, because wily you are not. Go Sonic! |
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#3463 |
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Granted. The Roadrunner and the coyote are now the best of friends! Because of this joyful en celebrated event, ACME is forced near bankruptcy.
That's the main reason they're now suing you for a million trillion billion dollars! Apparently that's the amount of money they were speculating still to make on the coyote's future purchases, should the beef have continued. (no one knows where he got the money from). But then you made a certain wish...it came to their ears...you know... Anyways, your financial future looks...ehm...not that great. I wish my financial future to be really great!!
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#3464 |
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Granted. Trump trade wars escalate, bankrupting everyone, resulting in rioting, starvation and finally - all out nuclear war. After you emerge from the shelter, you find that the bottle caps you've been hoarding as a hobby/obsession all these years is now the new international currency. So yeah, your financial future looks great... until you run into a mutated deathclaw that decides to see if your head can be separated from your body (spoiler: yes, it can). Yep, until that point you were one of the richest people on the planet. The other two didn't have that many bottle caps.
I wish I could see the wreck of the Titanic in real life.
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this ![]() My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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#3465 |
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Granted. You get a front row seat to watch the entire thing... Unfortunately, as I'm sure you've guessed, you're aboard from the moment it starts sinking and you plunge into the icy depths with it, there to remain until such time as the wreckage can be raised from the sea bed, only then can you finally be at rest... Though a century or two will fly by with all those interesting organisms, it'll be like your very own blue planet live.
I wish I had a better memory...
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