The corrupted wish game.

[Master4074]

Granted. You can now see the future with your crystal. But it will only vary from 1 second in the future and jump all the way to your death. That is all you can ever see.

I wish my computer wasn't so slow.

[Sarge90]

Granted. Now your computer has legs and runs away from you every time you try to use it, being constantly just a few seconds faster than you so you can never catch it.

I wish it was next Monday already, just skip this week before it begins...

[Master4074]

Granted. Though I just learned that in that time your work called and said they were giving you a paid week of vacation because you were such a hard worker. Turns out you did a lot of fun stuff. Huh, I'd enjoy some of that. Welcome to next Monday, hope you enjoy work.

I wish I had a bottle that would be able to keep my drinks cold for as long as I say.

[Sarge90]

Granted; your drinks are cold for as long as you say 'cold', but the minute you pause for breath it will instantly heat it to room temperature...

I wish I could teleport instantly to any location I choose as often as I'd like with no adverse effects on me either physically or mentally...

[Master4074]

Granted. You will be fine whenever you go teleport to where you want any time you want as many times as you want. Only problem is you'll always be pushed either forward or back in time to the spot you want to go to. You want to go to Egypt? Go for it! You'll surely enjoy the time watching the Egyptians conquer the Jewish people and make them into slaves. Prefer France? Perfect! You'll enjoy it right after it was bombed during WWII. Hopefully you don't teleport into a place where in the future it's surviving from a nuclear fallout.

I wish the Earth was everlasting with its nutrients and resources as well as space for people.

[Sarge90]

Granted, all human life is extinguished resulting in the remaining resources are no longer being collected and destroyed and there's so much room for people now that all buildings are no longer being used...

I wish to be able to live eternally in a single moment of my own choosing...

[Master4074]

Granted. This moment is up to your choice. I hope you don't get bored of your choice or regret it. So put a lot of thought into it and make sure you are 100% truly satisfied with it. There's no going back once you've decided. No pressure.

I wish I knew how to play the Saxophone.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You know how to play the saxophone. Suddenly, it's as if a light switch has been thrown - you instantly understand how to play the instrument, and ideas for hundreds of heavenly melodies flood your mind. Those melodies would liberate the human soul, bring peace upon Earth, and make hardened criminals weep for atonement. Unfortunately, with your extreme emphysema, all you can't actually play the saxophone.

I wish I could set any object on fire by staring at it and thinking about it. Especially the damn coal on the grill.

[badgirlisme]

Granted. You can now set any object on fire by thinking. (especially the damn coal on the grill) You accidentally set your neighbor's house on fire and you have ran away being a very famous criminal.

I wish my computer didn't break down because of lagging.

[Master4074]

Granted. Now your computer won't break down, but instead keep building and becoming bigger and better. Granted you have to worry about getting space to accompany your growing computer and worry about it becoming sentient. But those are just small qualms in comparison to having a working computer!

I wish we could control human evolution.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You get a CRISPR genome editing kit and a Slovenian mail-order bride by post. Enjoy and stay safe.

I wish my goldfish wasn't so scared of me.

[Joan Sky]

Granted. You are now a fish pellet and your fishy has gobbled you up. Etc.

I wish this was The Wholesome Wish Game instead.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Now there is a wholesome wish thread, with unicorns and rainbows. All wishes are wholesome, family-oriented, and generally nice. No ill-will, no desire for world domination, etc. But, since the Genie only grants corrupted wishes, the wishes made on the wholesome thread are never granted.

I wish I could control people's minds from a distance of up to 1000km, and make them do everything I want them to do.

[Joan Sky]

Granted, but any damage you inflict on them (emotionally, psychologically, and physically) you feel exactly as they do, get mentally damaged as they do, and the same physical injuries appear on you and you feel it exactly as they received and felt it, also since you have established a telapathic link with those people so you can't hide from them and they can gang up on you if they want to because they can team by being linked through you.


I wish you would make me laugh right now.

[Runesmith]

Granted. I send you a pic of LPV's dick. The bad news is, you can't stop laughing... ever. So enjoy your padded cell, the frequent shots of thorazine, the ECT, the intravenous feeding...

I wish Singapore wasn't this hot.