The last non-mod to post here wins - Page 215

saltychip · 01-09-2022, 08:23 PM

I mean... did you really think gD was gonna let you down and let you win that race? Silly monkey. Your brain must have been scrambled even before all those edges!

pet monkey · 01-09-2022, 08:25 PM

I checked the rulebook, it clearly states that the race should be won by monkey. And I know how to follow rules!

MichelleTheCat2 · 01-09-2022, 08:59 PM

Hehe I win! Who could say no to a wittle kitten like me uwu

saltychip · 01-09-2022, 11:07 PM

*raises hand*

I can say no to my 2 yr old niece, no to anyone else is easy.

pet monkey · 01-10-2022, 06:21 AM

Ok, but could you say "yes" to letting a cute monkey win?

LPV · 01-10-2022, 11:23 AM

So now, everyone agrees, lpv wins. Lpv should get a reward!

pet monkey · 01-10-2022, 11:36 AM

Monkey wins the thread
You can all stop posting now
This haiku proves it.

MichelleTheCat2 · 01-10-2022, 09:34 PM

Hmmm, monkey if I give you headpats do you promise to back down?

pet monkey · 01-11-2022, 04:57 AM

Hmm, head pats you say?

Wolf007 · 01-11-2022, 10:38 AM

What about back pats? Or possibility a back massage?

LPV · 01-12-2022, 01:27 PM

No animals, especially cats, monkeys, or wolves may post on this thread. Clearly, LPV wins. Sorry, All!

pet monkey · 01-12-2022, 02:32 PM

I would like to lodge a complaint; The head pats I was promised never arrived. Can I speak to a manager please?

LPV · 01-12-2022, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pet monkey

I would like to lodge a complaint; The head pats I was promised never arrived. Can I speak to a manager please?

Of course
This manager would suggest that you reach out to the cat via pm since she probably tead that cats,monkeys, wolves, and other animals don't post here.

If you do not get results after your pm, contact Saltychip. She will enforce any broken rules.

pet monkey · 01-12-2022, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LPV

Of course
This manager would suggest that you reach out to the cat via pm since she probably tead that cats,monkeys, wolves, and other animals don't post here....

But, humans are animals too, so you are saying no one can post here anymore? Guess I win then!

You can send me the trophy now

LPV · 01-12-2022, 05:16 PM

Yes! Lpv is the only animal that can post here!

01-09-2022, 08:23 PM	#3211
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	I mean... did you really think gD was gonna let you down and let you win that race? Silly monkey. Your brain must have been scrambled even before all those edges! __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

01-09-2022, 08:25 PM	#3212
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	I checked the rulebook, it clearly states that the race should be won by monkey. And I know how to follow rules! __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

01-09-2022, 08:59 PM	#3213
MichelleTheCat2 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 103 Blog Entries: 3	Hehe I win! Who could say no to a wittle kitten like me uwu __________________ my nickname is "FOXY" 19, femboy, loves being cared for Kik: michellethecat2 Likes and Limits PM dares! TOYS! I can almost never say no to a task I like! Please make me feel little!

01-09-2022, 11:07 PM	#3214
saltychip getDare'sSaltySlut Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: US - east coast Posts: 4,574 Blog Entries: 1	raises hand I can say no to my 2 yr old niece, no to anyone else is easy. __________________ Just a horny little slut 36/F/sub Owned slut. No, I don't want to be your domme.

01-10-2022, 06:21 AM	#3215
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Ok, but could you say "yes" to letting a cute monkey win? __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

01-10-2022, 11:23 AM	#3216
LPV getDare Saint Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 3,565 Blog Entries: 13	So now, everyone agrees, lpv wins. Lpv should get a reward! __________________ Denied by Triangle until at least September 4, 2024. Triangle is also requiring lpv to do 25 DAILY edges during this denial time. Last orgasm--October 18, 2023 About me: My likes, dislikes and limits Sam, RIP!

01-10-2022, 11:36 AM	#3217
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Monkey wins the thread You can all stop posting now This haiku proves it. __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

01-10-2022, 09:34 PM	#3218
MichelleTheCat2 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2021 Posts: 103 Blog Entries: 3	Hmmm, monkey if I give you headpats do you promise to back down? __________________ my nickname is "FOXY" 19, femboy, loves being cared for Kik: michellethecat2 Likes and Limits PM dares! TOYS! I can almost never say no to a task I like! Please make me feel little!

01-11-2022, 04:57 AM	#3219
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	Hmm, head pats you say? __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

01-11-2022, 10:38 AM	#3220
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	What about back pats? Or possibility a back massage? __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

01-12-2022, 01:27 PM	#3221
LPV getDare Saint Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 3,565 Blog Entries: 13	No animals, especially cats, monkeys, or wolves may post on this thread. Clearly, LPV wins. Sorry, All! __________________ Denied by Triangle until at least September 4, 2024. Triangle is also requiring lpv to do 25 DAILY edges during this denial time. Last orgasm--October 18, 2023 About me: My likes, dislikes and limits Sam, RIP!

01-12-2022, 02:32 PM	#3222
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	I would like to lodge a complaint; The head pats I was promised never arrived. Can I speak to a manager please? __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

01-12-2022, 05:16 PM	#3225
LPV getDare Saint Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Earth Posts: 3,565 Blog Entries: 13	Yes! Lpv is the only animal that can post here! __________________ Denied by Triangle until at least September 4, 2024. Triangle is also requiring lpv to do 25 DAILY edges during this denial time. Last orgasm--October 18, 2023 About me: My likes, dislikes and limits Sam, RIP!