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Old 11-19-2017, 05:53 AM   #3151
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Granted. You can speak Spanish fluently by Christmas 2099... if you are still alive.

I wish I could speak fluent Mandarin right now.
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Old 11-19-2017, 09:45 AM   #3152
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Granted, but this is the only language you can speak and so you are constantly punished because your Mistress is French and you can't understand her orders

I wish men's mental age could surpass the number 12 barrier
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Old 11-20-2017, 10:29 PM   #3153
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Granted. Now men are at year 13 maturity... with the hormones kicking in. Enjoy.

I wish I had a robot that cleared snow off the sidewalk.
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:59 AM   #3154
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Granted, but you'd both live in Sahara desert with it constantly whining it is bored

I wish I could workout while at work
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:30 PM   #3155
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Granted. You get transferred to the warehouse loading division.

I wish I had some time to rest.
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:44 AM   #3156
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Granted, you are an Egyptian Mummy now cursed to stay in one of those cursed tombs with many insects

I wish things could be teleported
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Old 11-22-2017, 04:52 AM   #3157
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Granted. However, anyone can now easily and anonymously steal anything they want through teleportation. Society quickly devolves into a state of anarchy as anything of value is looted.

I wish I could run as fast as Usain Bolt.
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Old 11-22-2017, 10:39 AM   #3158
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Granted, but you would be deaf, with only one eye, married to a blind eskimo

I wish I could spend a week living in an igloo
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Old 11-22-2017, 11:02 PM   #3159
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Granted. But you forget to bring your thermal underwear and jacket, so the only source of warmth is your blind Eskimo roommate with his small but gropy hands, and a sex-crazed walrus.

I wish it were Friday*

*no, not because I have another devious scheme to take away SeaFlower's panties
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Old 11-23-2017, 05:14 PM   #3160
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Granted, but it would be Friday and 13 and a drunk flying hippo would fall on your car in the autobahn. You'd spend next 42 weeks and Fridays in hospital

I wish I knew what hippos think all day
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Old 11-24-2017, 08:02 AM   #3161
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Granted. Suddenly your mind is filled with hundreds of thousands of gravely voices saying "food... mud... sex... mud... sex...food... So, according to my hypothesis, at electro-weak scale supersymmetry can potentially solve the hierarchy problem in the standard model by canceling the Planck-scale quantum connections between particles and their superpartners due to negative fermionic loops instead of fine-tuning... sex... mud...food..."

I wish I knew how a drunk hippo could fly.
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Old 11-24-2017, 12:53 PM   #3162
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Granted, but you know it because you are a hippo yourself, who got drunk and got in an aeroplane

I wish Earth had 3 moons instead of one
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Old 11-25-2017, 09:10 AM   #3163
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Granted! You live on the second moon at an experimental "living on the moon" colony. One of your eight fellow inhabitants goes insane and screws with the air-o-matic oxygen machine before he blows himself into outer space. None survived... You did make the news though.


I wish i had a genie who granted me unlimited wishes...
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Old 11-25-2017, 03:05 PM   #3164
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Granted. But the genie is inspired from this thread and so most of your wishes are backfired by taking advantage of the loopholes

I wish I would not turn 30 this year
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Old 11-25-2017, 03:13 PM   #3165
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Don't want to be 30? Jump ahead and turn 40 instead!

I wish i didn't have to buy presents for christmas
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