The corrupted wish game.

[Runesmith]

Granted. Shanghai Girl is completed in the next post, which just contains, "The End."

I wish I knew what color panties SeaFlower wouldn't be wearing to work tomorrow.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but this knowledge would cost you dearly

I wish Sanghai Girl won't have such an unsatisfying conclusion

[Runesmith]

Granted. The conclusion would be so erotically charged that you wouldn't be able to stop masturbating... even at work... well, especially at work.

I wish the coming work week would go very slowly.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you would have to work vibe plugged to max with the largest butt plug ever constructed

I wish I was a bird in love with another bird, having a nest up the roof

[Runesmith]

Granted. Life is so full of simple fun and love, flying and playing together, dreaming about laying an egg... when the neighborhood cat decides to snack on the other bird. Then you realize how hard a bird's life is, in a cat-eat-bird world.

I wish I could be a dictator on a tropical paradise island.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but the only other inhabitants would be blind monkeys

I wish I could afford to buy an helicopter

[Sain]

Granted, but you now owe the Mafia loan sharks millions.

I wish I was a Sith Lord.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are a sith lord. However you are the lowest ranking sith lord, and other sith lords such as Vader, Palpatine, and Jar-Jar send you on important missions such as getting them beer from the fridge, or unblocking the toilet.

I wish in the tropics right now.

[SeaFlower]

Assuming your wish is you were in the tropics now...

Granted, but you'd be in the stomach of a shark

I wish I knew how to appreciate some valuable paintings I find totally uninteresting

[Runesmith]

Granted. Suddenly, your brain is rewired to appreciate any kind of art. You can't get to work on time because you stop to stare at graffiti. You take long lunch breaks to go to museums and stare at a bunch of soup cans some guy painted, or blobs of pain mixed with excrement, titled "My mother-in-law." You adore the things kids drew on the sidewalk with chalk, and prevent people from walking on them - which gets you thrown in the asylum. Since you can't live without art, you start decorating the white padded walls with menstrual blood.

I wish I could think of a way to relieve you from your "going to work pantyless" task.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you'd come up with the idea that 'going pantyless' is a zero-sum game and so you'd be going commando instead

I wish the paper drawer was higher on the copy machine

[Unidentified]

Granted, but you need to climb a really high ladder if you want to fill the paper drawer.

I wish I could lay in bed being lazy all my life.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but your bed would be outdoors in Antarctica surrounded by penguins

I wish I had eyes on my back too

[Unidentified]

Granted, but you would lose all sense of depth and direction and constantly walk into walls.

I wish I could have a polar bear as pet.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you and your pet would live in a 2x2m cage

I wish I could fly and be invisible for an hour every day