The corrupted wish game.

[Blue Fox]

Granted, but your eyes are now bright red and nails a bright yellow.

I wish I truly looked like my avatar.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but only for one night (<---generous)

I wish I truly looked like person above avatar

[Blue Fox]

Originally Posted by SeaFlower

Granted, but only for one night (<---generous)

I wish I truly looked like person above avatar

Granted, but only so long as I also get to look like this avatar. LOL

I wish everyone could shape shift to look like who they wanted to look like.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but everyone would choose exactly the same

I wish I could be the last person to post in a certain thread

[Runesmith]

Granted. You will be the last person to post in the thread called "We (blank) Ze'Rehan because..." Happy now?

I wish the orange colored alien living on top of Donald Trump's head would fact check him in real-time when he's giving a speech.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but Trump would remain president for 20 years

I wish person above realised that I wished "in a certain thread" in purpose, so there would be a door open for this exact manoeuvre (kudos for the thread you chose though)

[Runesmith]

Granted, but the paranoid persona of the person above's multiple personalities decides that this pre-planning proves that you are an agent of the illuminati playing part in a massive conspiracy to transfer power to the deep state... so, umm, sleep with the lights on.

I wish the word enough was spelled "inuf."

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but we would take out your vowels until you had inuf of it

I wish I could sleep with the lights on

[Runesmith]

Granted. You can now sleep with the lights on, provided that you are completely naked, tied to the bed in a glass cage on Times square. In fact, that is now the only way you can sleep.

I wish my flight to Singapore could get there in half an hour instead of taking 10 hours.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to leave the plane for 11 hours

I wish my glass cage was in Paris and not in Time Square

[subGanymede]

Granted, but now there are holes in the glass cage that allow people to molest you any way they want while you're tied to the bed.

I wish i could go on travel the world, visit every country for a week.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but you would be closed in a wooden box without any window

I wish I could live in Paris as a painter and not as a slave in a glass cage

[Runesmith]

Granted. You are a peintre en bâtiment* in Paris. Enjoy your life.

I wish I would get a first class upgrade on my flight.


*peintre en bâtiment = "house painter" en français

Funny that I read your post while waiting for my connecting flight at Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris.

[SeaFlower]

Granted, but your flight would crash and you'd have to swim half the ocean

I wish I won't be arrested parce que as peintre en batiment I had to paint all my paintings on Paris buildings

[Runesmith]

Granted. However the vandals immediately spray paint your work with gang slogans.

I wish jet lag didn't exist.