Facebook groups.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by NYDude

My favorite group im apart of is

"If 1m people join, girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship"

Isn't that the one that has well over 1 million members and... nothing? xD

There's another one similar. Dunno whether it's real/true or not, but it's "If 1m people join, I'll turn my house into a strip club" xD

[Leopard]

That's nowhere near as entertaining as a pirate ship

[RedaDare]

"Pull your fucking trousers up"!!

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by RedaDare

"Pull your fucking trousers up"!!

Guilty as charged xD

Great group though!

[BettyBoop]

Originally Posted by RedaDare

"Pull your fucking trousers up"!!

My jeans are too big. xP
I hate sagging trousers though, it's stupid.

[tomtom1]

Originally Posted by K687

Ooh, so it does. That just makes me think of orz (unless you already know I doubt many will get that one.)


Ontopic: The only weird group I can think of that I joined is 'I want to hit people who walk slowly in the back of the head.'

OGC looks like a stickman having a wank

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by tomtom1

OGC looks like a stickman having a wank

That was on ... top gear? idk some show I watched at any rate. It's an actual company/gov thing isn't it?

[Sathyr]

i'm soorry but i have to put on this one fully:

You know you're Swiss IF...

1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late.
- I'm always late because of these...
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
- happend to me last summer, it was an american
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
- doesn't count for me
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
- yeah really annoying, at least the chocolate thing
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
- general knowledge
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
- yep, and no i don't and no I can't
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
- it's a cupboard in the kitchen
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
- There are so many of them which change quite often and quite unregularly. ATM I know all of them. *beproudofmyself*
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
- the first thing has nothing to to with the second. First is a meal. Second is the inofficial name of the german/french speaking part of switzerland
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
- I miss those
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
- I learned it at the age of 2
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
- true
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
- broke it some years ago, didn't buy a new one
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
- loved it
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
- yes they do and its male - female greeting as well
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
- definitely
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
- yep
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
- of course it isn't
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
- it's even funnier when they try to speak german, funny accent
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
- yes
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
- MOST IMPORTANT SWISS LAW
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
- We were supervised during our first week
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
- Priceless. Won't post the pic
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
- yep, but thats annoying
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
- yep
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
- i usually don't but you could
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
- THEY MUST
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
- Hell yeah
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
- chocolate factory?
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and produc ts are and have bought one
- it's in the kitchen
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
- my granpa does
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
- Yeah we can keep the rifle (have to buy it), but have no Ammo.
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
- possible i don't go to museums
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
- if he/she is swiss it can't be a stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
- true
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
- It simply is

So out of these 36 statements i can agree with 34. I think they are funny, don't know if you need to be swiss to do so... Tell me.

[BettyBoop]

The 'LOOK INTO MY EYES' Haribo Advert Girl.
My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
Why, when I apply mascara, does one eye always looks better than the other?
Typing song lyrics into google to find out the name of the song.
"No offence or anything" funnily enough i'm offended.
Blasting music when you're home alone.
Adults only say 'don't backchat' when they are losing the argument
What's the point in homework when we just spent the entire day in school?

[Dice7]

Groups I'm in:

*I see friends on MSN typing so I stop to see what they say, but so do they
*It's not Christmas until the Coca Cola lorry is on the telly
*NANDOS SHOULD DELIVER
*I love people who text back instantly
*Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister
*1000 reasons why the south is better than the north
*ARI GOLD FOR PRESIDENT!
*When im older i wanna be like Arthur Spooner!
*Every Time I See a Kid with Heelies, I want to Trip them
*(fuck).....your Viva

[fork]

Some interesting ones that I am in..

100 Million Facebook members for Democracy in Iran
not really sure why I am in this.. going to delete it right now..
I cried reading Marley and me
poor puppy
Lovers and Haters of Charlie B..the confused Shit Zue
hahah I love that dog..
When I was your age, there were only 150 pokemon.
self explanatory..
Repeal the CA Ban on Marriage Equality - 2010
indeed
If Gay Marriage is Good Enough for Dumbledore, it's Good Enough for America
yes!
Stop Illegal Immigration!
double yes!
1,000,000 Strong Against John McCain
TRIPLE YES!
I'm proud to be part of the FREE HUGS campaign.

FSM
and his noodley appendage..
Intelligent Women and Men Against Sarah Palin
lol
Against Gay Marriage? Then Don't Get One and Shut the Fuck Up
indeed..

[Slenderman - Doctor]

A few more I've recently joined...

Girls stop flicking your bean to Twilight and go make me a bacon sandwich
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.
In Primary School, 'Heads Down, Thumbs Up' was the best game ever!!
I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong.
Yawn Rape Appreciation Society
Being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed incase it gets eaten
Your suicide has delayed my train, you inconsiderate bastard.

And I also found out there's a limit. You can only join 299 groups, apparently. Stupid Facebook!

[andrew_b]

Originally Posted by Marvin

Isn't that the one that has well over 1 million members and... nothing? xD

There's another one similar. Dunno whether it's real/true or not, but it's "If 1m people join, I'll turn my house into a strip club" xD

Decided to create this group myself just cause I think it's funny lol

[BettyBoop]

Originally Posted by Marvin

A few more I've recently joined...

Girls stop flicking your bean to Twilight and go make me a bacon sandwich
Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.
In Primary School, 'Heads Down, Thumbs Up' was the best game ever!!
I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong.
Yawn Rape Appreciation Society
Being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed incase it gets eaten
Your suicide has delayed my train, you inconsiderate bastard.

And I also found out there's a limit. You can only join 299 groups, apparently. Stupid Facebook!

Ooooh I am in most of these. The leg/bed one! Oh wow, I thought it was only me and my weird mind.

[Bubblegum]

Originally Posted by K687

OMG I never realised that until it was pointed out D:

I knew because I am dyslexic and thats the way i tell which one comes before the other