Odd Invasive Questions

[Cap]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
The gif of you oiling your boobs on your picture thread
2. What was the last gift you were given?
A huge cupcake
3. What television/movie character are you most like?
Dean Winchester In the broadest of strokes
4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
RomCom with goofy main guy
5. What was your dream job as a child?
Acting, still is actually
6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Play video games and sleep
7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
No, I havent bought any sex toys yet...
8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
February, its the shortest and has Valentines day
9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
I bake more than I cook, so I would say my apple cinnamon squares, everyone says they are the greatest deserts they have ever tasted
10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
Pancakes
11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? because your ass is sweet
12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
print
13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
when Dare... had her audio files up they were the hottest things ever
14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
photos/gifs with stories
15. What’s your favorite scent?
Vanilla
16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
Panties black and white leopard print, for a dare
17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
My best friend :/
18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
Getting to go see my best friend for the first time in a few weeks
19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Alligator with frog legs, surprisingly tasty
20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
I used to snap a rubberband on my wrist compulsively

[CrackersofGraham]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
Probably my phone.

2. What was the last gift you were given?
Lunch.

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
Jean-Luc Picard.

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
Sacred text. Nah, I kid. Sci-Fi and Fantasy.

5. What was your dream job as a child?
I actually wanted to become a cardiologist at some point.

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Masturbate, of course! If that isn't possible (for certain, ahem, reasons), I just go about my business naked.

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
I actually hated my first chastity cage. My dick stuck out of the airholes a bit, and it pinched something awful.

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
November. Just sitting there, all smug.

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
Cereal, or very, very well done steak.

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
Depends on who makes the pancakes, but I typically prefer french toast.

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
Don't really have one! Gay bars aren't too common in my town, and I don't really get down to the city too much.

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
I actually have this awkward print-script I use for handwriting. It's like printing but I never completely take my pen off the page.

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
Can't decide! Anyone on my friends list has turned me on at some point or another ^__^

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
Kind of a three-way (heh) between photos, videos and stories.

15. What’s your favorite scent?
Curiously enough, a well-maintained subway station.

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
Some generic black boxers.

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
Probably a porno actor.

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
I saw a bunny.

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Eh, I probably ate tons of weird shit as an infant. Can't remember eating anything too out of the ordinary, though.

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
Well, I wouldn't call it an addiction (maybe it's a habit?), but I used to drink a lot more than I do now. Managed to whittle it down to weekly drinks with buddies.

[PlagueBringer]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
-The last thing that turned me on was this girl at church (I know, I'm a terrible person). She was a blonde, kind of tall, green eyes. If I remember correctly she's 19. The part that really turned me on (aside from her beautiful hair and eyes) was her short white dress and heels, matched by perfect legs.

2. What was the last gift you were given?
-A woodburned plaque with my name on it. I got it for my birthday.

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
-Hmm... I don't know. I don't really watch a lot of TV but, I think I would be most like the main character from the movie Brick.

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
-Horror Fiction/Adult Drama.

5. What was your dream job as a child?
-As a child, I wanted nothing more than to be a train conductor.

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
-Jack off. I know, a sad existence really.

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
-Well considering I've only owned a few, I'd say the worst one I've had is the Durex Vibrating cock ring. Maybe I've just got a callous dick, but I got little to no stimulation from it.

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
-August... Assuming it got rid of the weather with that month.

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
-Hmm... Pork-Chops and Mashed Potatoes with a side of baby peas topped with butter.

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
-I prefer pancakes!

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
-It's a classic;
Are you from Nashville? 'Cause you're the only Ten-I-see.

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
-I write in print.

13. What gD members tend to turn you on?
-Lop747. The way he writes out reports is just amazing.

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
-It's a toss-up between videos and photos. I'm a visual beast.

15. What’s your favorite scent?
-Eucalyptus.

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
-Currently, boxer-briefs that are grey with black stripes.

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
-Well, it was an ex of mine... I haven't gotten over her, but she's gotten all too much over me.

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
-Making the decision to put myself in denial... I think it'll be good for me.

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
-Literally, shit. Never plan to do it again.

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
-Biting my nails. I used to bite them everytime they grew out even a centimeter.

[ksoma]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
Tumblr blog that detailed incest stories. Not something I ever wanted in my life, but the taboo aspect of it makes it a uniquely arousing thing to read about.

2. What was the last gift you were given?
my father was in the mood to hit a 24 hour diner and get dinner/breakfast, and paid for the meal. I suppose that counts.

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
I'm really not sure. I sat and thought about this for a few minutes. I'm thinking about stuff I watch, and have watched in the past, and I'm drawing a blank.

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
Is "mind-numbing" a genre?
Maybe whatever genre "A catcher in the rye" falls under. ever read it? it is boring, slow, and basically about nothing.

5. What was your dream job as a child?
Astronaut. You have no idea how much I want to scream that no one single person has been to the moon in my lifetime, and that it will be a minimum of 10 more years before anyone gets to mars.

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Nap. My sleep always seems to be interrupted.

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
No personal sex toy experience.

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
February. Short, pointless, and cold. Get it out of the way, and spring starts that much sooner.

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
Curried chicken and rice with peas and onion.

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
french toast!

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."
(thank you, Weird Al Yankovic)
(no, I have never actually used it)

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
print. my hand writing is terrible.

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
Any that write great reports, and seem to enjoy dares I have given. As of this moment right now? You with your amazing new album, and SluttyPenguin (her report on a recent sybian dare she did was mind blowing)

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
non-professional video, and stories (that are not written like porn).
Audio does little for me. In fact, I always have my porn muted. It was the only way I could watch it from 12-19 (no headphones, couldn't be caught by mom!) and it became habit. Hearing it is weird for me.
Despite pics only doing so much, I still love the chance to see things, so I always love to see pics.

15. What’s your favorite scent?
Maybe.... sandalwood?

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
Grey (intentionally, not with age) boxer briefs.

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
Karen.

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
I don't see much excitement. It was fun chasing after my toddler niece when my brother came over to visit.

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
a grass-flavored jelly bean. Who makes jelly beans that taste like grass?

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
I don't know. I don't recall the last habit I broke.

[Robert_Z_man]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on? LOGGING INTO GETDARE

2. What was the last gift you were given? ICE CREME

3. What television/movie character are you most like? GLENN QUAGMIRE

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as? TRAGICOMEDY

5. What was your dream job as a child? LAWMAN

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself? DRIVE,WALK,SPEND TIME OUTDOORS,CHECK UP ON GETDARE

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it? YES I BOUGHT THE "COLT HEFTY PROBE INFLATABLE". IT IS NOT VERY PRACTICAL AND THE INFLATABLE QUALITIES ARE SUB PAIR

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of? FEBRUARY

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?BACON STUFFED CHICKEN BREASTS

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better? PANCAKES(THANKS FOR REMIND ME, IM GOING TO MAKE A BATCH WHEN IM DONE WRITING THIS.)

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line? DOES YOUR LEFT EYE HURT ? .. BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING RITE ALL DAY.

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more? PRINT

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example ) THERE ARE JUST TO MANY TO WRITE

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories? VIDEOS

15. What’s your favorite scent? COOKIES

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?BLACK/GREY THIN STRIPPED VERTICAL BOXER BREIFS

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated? THE PORNSTAR GETTING RAILED

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day? WAKING UP ALIVE LOL

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten? I ONCE TOOK A BITE OUT OF A DOG BISCUIT.. IT WASN'T TO BAD. I WANTED TO SEE WHAT I WAS FEEDING MY DOG.

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking? DRUG ADDICTION

[Rabecca]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
Watching My fiancee do Yoga naked very arousing XD

2. What was the last gift you were given?
Saints row 4 on steam

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
I have been told many times that I am very similar to Yang Xiao Long

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
I have no clue....
5. What was your dream job as a child?
MMA fighter would have been great but it has switched to chef XD
6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Clean the house, play some games masturbate a little XD
7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
No not really...
8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?August cause it is too damn hot and sunny

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
I make a pretty good Shrimp Paella
10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
French toast definately XD
11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
I actually don't like corny pickup lines
12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
Definately print
13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
Luffy 90 has great stories and You Lola have great questions XD
14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
Photos and Stories
15. What’s your favorite scent?
Honestly, Gasoline smells amazing XD
16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
None due to a rule from my A.M.A
17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
My Fiancee, mainly because she was doing yoga infront of me XD
18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
So far... read questions 1 and 17
19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
My mothers Smorgasbord
20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
Not cleaning as I cook and having to clean everything afterwards

[aria.dne]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?

Sexting with a "friend"

2. What was the last gift you were given?

Machiavelli's The Prince

3. What television/movie character are you most like?

Dean fucking Winchester, but he is a man lol

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?

Hmm... drama, comedy, action

5. What was your dream job as a child?

Selling ice cream lol

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?

Listening to music, writing, cooking, watching movies or reading books...

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?

Not really

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?

Fucking April, fuck alergies!

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?

Pot brownies

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?

French toast

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?

My love fore you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in.

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?

Script

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )

Uh no idea

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?

Videos

15. What’s your favorite scent?

Nail polish or gasoline hahaha

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?

Black lace thong

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?

My female best friend

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?

Seeing an old friend I hadn't seen in years

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?

Brain

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
Hmmm not really sure

[subbiedubdub]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?a girl i cared about

2. What was the last gift you were given?money

3. What television/movie character are you most like?shaggy

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?psychological thriller

5. What was your dream job as a child?hockey player

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?[COLOR="purple"draw, hockey, beach[/COLOR]

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?never bought a sex toy

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?February

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?scooby snacks

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?what about french toast pancakes

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?dont have one

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?kinda forms into both

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )not really looking so wouldnt know

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?pornmd

15. What’s your favorite scent?lol puff puff

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?green and grey athletic breifs

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?proxy paige prolly

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?going to bed

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?ass

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?smoking

[Consensus]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?

Strangely, my wife

2. What was the last gift you were given?

Time with my wife, by my wife

3. What television/movie character are you most like?

I don't know

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?

Confessional memoir

5. What was your dream job as a child?

Paleontologist

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?

Cross-dress, read, listen to music

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?

Alas, I have only bought one.

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?

July

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?

I stole it from my father but prawn risotto with tomato and mozzarella toasted ciabatta.

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?

If French toast is the bread soaked in bread then cooked, then that.

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?

*dab tongue with little finger, dab little finger on shoulder of about-to-be-chatted-up-person* "Here, let me get you out of those wet clothes..."

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?

Print

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )

Recently? demonhunter198, Valentin, Bloodmoon and JennyGirl

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?

Stories

15. What’s your favorite scent?

Sad to say, and this is true, grilling bacon.

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?

Tartan boxers

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?

I don't.

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?

Answering these questions

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I don't know, define 'odd'.

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?

Breakfast

[Chappers]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on? - A phishing ad for Hot Russian Women.

2. What was the last gift you were given? Some onion rings

3. What television/movie character are you most like? Ted from How I Met Your Mum

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as? - Comedy

5. What was your dream job as a child? - Footballer (soccer player)

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself? Long walk

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it? I don't like Fleshlights

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of? December

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was? Chilli

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better? French toast

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line? Hey, beautiful.

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more? Script

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories? Everything baby

15. What’s your favorite scent? Coco Chanel

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing? Regular boxer shorts

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated? I can't remember

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day? Dinner time

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten? Oysers - they are weird

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking? I managed to go 3 months without biting my nails

[elliot_654]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
picture
2. What was the last gift you were given?
trading cards
3. What television/movie character are you most like?
isane kotetsu
4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
tragedy
5. What was your dream job as a child?
vet
6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
play video games
7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
yeah i got a rabbit one but it was too powerful for me
8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
july too hot
9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
sukiyaki
10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
pancakes
11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
dont have one
12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
print
13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
none havent been very active
14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
stories
15. What’s your favorite scent?
honey
16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
purple plain panties
17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
crush
18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
some stuff got delivered
19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
probably ketchup on cereal
20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
nail biting

[WalkingWholockian]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
Some wedgie story lol
2. What was the last gift you were given?
I dont remember, probably some cupcakes from one of my managers on my last day
3. What television/movie character are you most like?
I have no idea haha So many characters
4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
I dont know, I assume other than Non Fiction, overall it would probably be some kind of drama. Been a rollercoaster here
5. What was your dream job as a child?
Forensic Scientist (Still is my dream job)
6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Sleep and watch tv if I had to be honest...
7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
I have a vibrating buttplug but it is extremely narrow (Obvi not meant to stay in I supose)and while it is super powerful, it just wasnt my thing.
8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
February, what is the point of it anyway?
9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
I make hella sweet crepes, spread some nutella on it, add some chopped banana and strawberries and top it off with whipped cream...to. die. for.
10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
Pancakes
11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
"hey girl, feel this sweater. Know what it's made out of"
....
"Boyfriend material" (I would die if someone used that on me XD )
12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
Print, I havent had to use cursive since elementary school and have literally no memory of most of the letters
13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
I dont know
14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
Stories, I've tried videos and whatnot but i'm just not super visual. But hand me an amazing literotica story? Mmmm <3
15. What’s your favorite scent?
food
16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
it's invisible ;P
17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
I dont know, if i ever do play by myself I dont usually think of anything but how it feels.
18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
Driving home from work, i almost die almost every time >.< I hate highways with a burning passion
19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I dont know, maybe a crabcake burger (basically a burger with a crabcake on top, was actually super good)
20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
none lol I suck

[teased toy]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
A story I read part of earlier

2. What was the last gift you were given?
A particularly boring pair of shoes

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
I have no idea.

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
Dark comedy

5. What was your dream job as a child?
I really really really wanted to be an astronaut. It turns out you can't be anything you want to be when you grow up

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Try to get together with some friends

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
I've had an embarrassing number of vibrators break or die on me

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
Probably August or July, I'm not a summer person.

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
I learned how to make a really good pad thai so I wouldn't have to keep going out for it

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
Is this even a question? Pancakes!

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
I don't have one

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
print, my handwriting is awful

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
I don't know yet

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
stories

15. What’s your favorite scent?
french vanilla coffee

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
blue-ish green hipsters

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
Some random hot guy I saw when I was running errands yesterday

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
I got a call back to setup a job interview

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
I remember when I was little I saw alligator tail on a menu and I thought it was really weird so I wanted to try it.

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
I used to always be late getting places, but I'm much better about it now

[dragonkitten]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
Hearing an accent challenge done during masturbation

2. What was the last gift you were given?
A bouquet of tulips

3. What television/movie character are you most like?
I never thought of that...Hermione?

4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
A bit of a drama

5. What was your dream job as a child?
Veterinarian surgeon

6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Take a long bath, read and make myself feel good

7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
I've had a butt plug that I didn't quite like...the base was too large to be able to conceal it or to even sit down while wearing it

8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
August. I am really not a fan of hot weather

9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
Chocolate lava cake

10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
French toast

11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
Can I read your T-shirt in braille?

12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
Script

13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )

14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
Stories for when I have the time, videos if I need a quick release

15. What’s your favorite scent?
Caramel

16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
None at the moment. Usually hipsters

17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
A client from work...he has this amazingly low, silky voice and always fixates me with a penetrating stare

18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
Stopping with a friend to take some photos of a wild deer on the way home

19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
French fries dipped in ice cream. They are surprisingly good

20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
Scratching my head when I'm nervous

[coxmj15]

1. What was the last thing that turned you on?
My girlfriend
2. What was the last gift you were given?
a cuddly toy
3. What television/movie character are you most like?
Simon from the Inbetweeners
4. If your life was turned into a book, what genre would you classify it as?
A travel book
5. What was your dream job as a child?
A teacher
6. What are your favorite things to do when you have a day to yourself?
Besides masturbation, I like to explore cities, go to art galleries, watch sport or play computer games
7. Have you ever had a sex toy you were disappointed with? Why wouldn’t you recommend it?
No, only ever had 1
8. If you had to eliminate one month out of the year, which would you get rid of?
November. Christmas would come sooner and i hate fireworks
9. If you were in a cooking competition, what would you say your “signature” dish was?
Some kind of pasta dish
10. Do you like french toast or pancakes better?
Pancakes
11. What’s your favorite corny pickup line?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
12. Do you tend to write in script or print more?
print. although i prefer script more
13. What gD members tend to turn you on? (This does NOT have to be based on looks! Some people are SUPER hot writers or have delicious soundclouds..for example )
I dont tend to take notice of the usernames. I guess i dont use the site enough to know
14. What’s your preferred method of porn.. photos, videos, audio, or stories?
Videos and stories
15. What’s your favorite scent?
My own cologne. It's paco rabanne
16. What color/style underwear are you wearing?
Black tight boxers. boring.
17. Who was the last person you thought about when you masturbated?
Whoever the porn star was that I was watching
18. What has been the most exciting part of your day?
Today? Skyping my gf
19. What’s the oddest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Probably Banku in Ghana. or a pizza with sweet potato on it in korea
20. What’s a habit that you’re really proud of breaking?
My habit of backing down in confrontational situations. now i stand up for myself a lot more, for better or worse